In a rom-com they'd've given you a card that had their swinger info on it and then you'd've met up with a nice lady for a date and her parents just happen to be around and decided to stop by and THEY'RE THE SWINGERS and now it's awkward!!
She apparently just started college so no
Also like.... the circumstances of the offer are out of my comfort zone, but if nothing else the age difference is a hard stop
Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.
Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.
Alright Doogie Howser, we get it, you’re a young-ass doctor
Yeah Graham that shit is about as awkward as the time a patient told me I was about her granddaughter's age and we should go out. Then the next time she came in for therapy she had brought her twelve year old granddaughter and every single PT in the clinic heard about it and gave me shit about it for a month.
Alright Doogie Howser, we get it, you’re a young-ass doctor
Folks it's been a while since something happened to convince me I'm living in a really poorly written romantic comedy
Tonight at my bar I was drawn into a conversation with an older married couple, at the end of which the wife gave me her business card and told me that I should take her oldest daughter out on a date
So my horrible, racist, everything-phobic, abusive and finally, blessedly dead mother apparently was living way beyond her means and signing mortgages left right and center. I found this out last night when a (very attractive) young man hand delivered me an 80 page summons telling me I'm being sued for a little over half a million dollars.
So if you have loving supportive parents that have always been there for you, appreciate them right the heck now and just know I really don't like you very much right at the present moment. :?
So my horrible, racist, everything-phobic, abusive and finally, blessedly dead mother apparently was living way beyond her means and signing mortgages left right and center. I found this out last night when a (very attractive) young man hand delivered me an 80 page summons telling me I'm being sued for a little over half a million dollars.
So if you have loving supportive parents that have always been there for you, appreciate them right the heck now and just know I really don't like you very much right at the present moment. :?
Last I checked you can't be taken to court for other people's debt unless you cosigned something with them.
She forged signatures. The mortgage company is suing us. PLUS she got us to sign something back when we were 16 ish and insisted it was "just for being a witness to my signature".
Now if you'll excuse me I have a Tallahassee Bridge to jump off.
She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?
I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.
She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?
I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.
I don't even know, this packett is huge and (spoiler alert) I'm not a lawyer I just play one in the bathroom. It was in a dinky podunk town so I'm sure not every t was crossed and i dotted.
I'm sure i'm overeacting but god dammit i hate that woman.
She forged signatures on a document that's supposed to notarized?
I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.
I don't even know, this packett is huge and (spoiler alert) I'm not a lawyer I just play one in the bathroom. It was in a dinky podunk town so I'm sure not every t was crossed and i dotted.
I'm sure i'm overeacting but god dammit i hate that woman.
Well fuck, hopefully you can find a good lawyer than can get this sorted for you quickly and cheaply.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
So yesterday at work I got my holiday bonus, which was nice enough that I splurged on a bottle of 14-year Glenlivet scotch and Hudson Baby Bourbon whiskey
I tried a bit of the bourbon last night, it was real good
in my experience they won't care either way but to get the spell to work it has to be your head hair, back is a good substitution if you are bald.
then you get some of theirs and mix in into some chow mein and then the human sacrifice
human or hunan?
I can't afford to mess this up
Yes.
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one time a kid in my school found out the address of a girl and sent her, and I'm still not 100% on how he got it, but one of those rubber cap blood test tubes, full of, presumably, his blood.
She, naturally, told her parents, who called the cops because it has to have been weird enough to be illegal.
but the whole school found out, because he was like "yeah I did it, wasn't it romantic?" and we replied "no it's insanely creepy." I think he might have gotten in trouble for it, but I'm not sure because he left the school and I haven't heard about him since.
one time a kid in my school found out the address of a girl and sent her, and I'm still not 100% on how he got it, but one of those rubber cap blood test tubes, full of, presumably, his blood.
She, naturally, told her parents, who called the cops because it has to have been weird enough to be illegal.
but the whole school found out, because he was like "yeah I did it, wasn't it romantic?" and we replied "no it's insanely creepy." I think he might have gotten in trouble for it, but I'm not sure because he left the school and I haven't heard about him since.
I may be an oblivious nincompoop and absolutely suck at all things love related but at least I've never sent anybody my blood so I'll take a modicum of fleeting comfort in that.
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You gonna do it?
She apparently just started college so no
Also like.... the circumstances of the offer are out of my comfort zone, but if nothing else the age difference is a hard stop
And the dad.
Alright Doogie Howser, we get it, you’re a young-ass doctor
A young ass-doctor?
Yeah go back and find out if mom and dad are swingin
The Mum wants to fuck you real bad, fyi.
So if you have loving supportive parents that have always been there for you, appreciate them right the heck now and just know I really don't like you very much right at the present moment. :?
Last I checked you can't be taken to court for other people's debt unless you cosigned something with them.
:bro:
She forged signatures. The mortgage company is suing us. PLUS she got us to sign something back when we were 16 ish and insisted it was "just for being a witness to my signature".
Now if you'll excuse me I have a Tallahassee Bridge to jump off.
Hopefully the courts can clear this up asap
I'm sorry MP
I'd be going after that notary with every ounce of strength I had. And if they're not notarized, I'd tell that mortgage company their lawsuit is spurious and that the burden of proof for even having a case is on them. It's unfortunate they didn't approach you like an adult about it before serving you papers, the buncha right fucks.
I don't even know, this packett is huge and (spoiler alert) I'm not a lawyer I just play one in the bathroom. It was in a dinky podunk town so I'm sure not every t was crossed and i dotted.
I'm sure i'm overeacting but god dammit i hate that woman.
Yeah. I have some kind of job legal assistance thing it turns out that MAY assist with the attorney costs depending on the nature of the thingamajig.
Well fuck, hopefully you can find a good lawyer than can get this sorted for you quickly and cheaply.
Please return to your regularly scheduled annoying canoodling.
(I have a serious crush on her)
does she know she's your girlfriend
you weirdo
well we live together and sleep in the same bed
but now I'm too scared to ask
gotta take things slow. I don't want to scare her off!
start small like i did
send her some of your hair in an envelope
then upgrade to the "do you like me check one []Yes []Maybe yes" notes
MP, can you be more specific on hair?
Like, hair that you own or hair from your body in general or just any kind of hair you have access to
then you get some of theirs and mix in into some chow mein and then the human sacrifice
I tried a bit of the bourbon last night, it was real good
human or hunan?
I can't afford to mess this up
Yes.
She, naturally, told her parents, who called the cops because it has to have been weird enough to be illegal.
but the whole school found out, because he was like "yeah I did it, wasn't it romantic?" and we replied "no it's insanely creepy." I think he might have gotten in trouble for it, but I'm not sure because he left the school and I haven't heard about him since.
yow