I just can't relate to these apocalyptic horsemen. I want some "everyday apocalypse" horsemen: Boredom, Anxiety, Parenthood, and Waiting To See Which Person Will Break Down And Load The Dishwasher First.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
edited December 2019
Waiting To See Which Person Will Break Down And Load The Dishwasher First did ride upon a colorful steed.
Woe to any creature who heard the thunder of its hooves and the vaguely lemon scent that came before this mighty beast known as Cascade.
No. When a thief steals something valuable then he does covet it.
It reminds me of older stories without proper conclusions which are misconstrued as something else. Let the wind warm.
But, in low times even the hungry wolf will attack the master who expects no assault and is wounded for it.
The thief then spies upon the man and sees his grief and says "It was all in show to insult you before but now I do hand back which I stole."
For the thief was a grocer, by day, and so was the man.
"Why?" said the man as they approached the gallows
"I loved." the thief replied
and he was no more.
the end
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Zilla36021st Century. |She/Her|Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered Userregular
I still think Pestilence and Famine would've made for cool characters.
They sure would, but not Darksiders cool. Darksiders cool is the shit 8 year old boys draw in the margins of their book while they're supposed to be learning math. Pestilence? Famine? Nobody's got time for those long words that don't have any Ks or Xs in them, fuck that. This is STRIFE. He has TWO GUNS and a HUGE PENIS.
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Golden YakBurnished BovineThe sunny beaches of CanadaRegistered Userregular
His best pair of guns should be called Pestilence and Famine. I think that would be a cool nod to the original horsemans.
Also Fury should've been named Conquest it's so perfect and obvious its even better what with the dominatrix aspect and the whip and all come on guys.
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Woe to any creature who heard the thunder of its hooves and the vaguely lemon scent that came before this mighty beast known as Cascade.
FF7?
It reminds me of older stories without proper conclusions which are misconstrued as something else. Let the wind warm.
But, in low times even the hungry wolf will attack the master who expects no assault and is wounded for it.
The thief then spies upon the man and sees his grief and says "It was all in show to insult you before but now I do hand back which I stole."
For the thief was a grocer, by day, and so was the man.
"Why?" said the man as they approached the gallows
"I loved." the thief replied
and he was no more.
the end
They sure would, but not Darksiders cool. Darksiders cool is the shit 8 year old boys draw in the margins of their book while they're supposed to be learning math. Pestilence? Famine? Nobody's got time for those long words that don't have any Ks or Xs in them, fuck that. This is STRIFE. He has TWO GUNS and a HUGE PENIS.
Also Fury should've been named Conquest it's so perfect and obvious its even better what with the dominatrix aspect and the whip and all come on guys.
I disagree. I think Strife's guns should be named Thanksgiving and Christmas. And his steed shall be Facebook.