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Happy New Year from the Future, Dudes

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Hello from the future, 2020 is lit so far, I have shared a bottle of prosecco with my wife and 19yr old youngest son, middle boy is chilling back in TX with his partner, oldest daughter is at some sort of goth clown rave after suplexing 2019 into oblivion.

    Gonna be a good year, apex of my career so far, great new apartment, family near, prospects good.

    Let's crush it!

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Ugh like 5 mins to go til New Year's, the only thing I can say for my 2019 was it made my terrible 2018 not look as bad by comparison, kinda dreading what 2020 has planned. Wee

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    It hit midnight I heard various bursts of gunfire as well as people yelling. It got eerily quiet after.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Hello 2020, I have very low expectations for you.

    Please, please don't be worse than I'm expecting.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    and there's a hand my trusty friend

    and gie me a hand o' thine

    and we'll take a cup o' kindness yet

    for auld lang syne

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    Hello 2020, I have very low expectations for you.

    Please, please don't be worse than I'm expecting.

    I used to start new years hoping for good and fun things to happen.

    Now I just hope the acceleration towards the apocalypse is as slow as possible for the next year.

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    I am drunk and have no voice

    thank god I have literally nothing to do tomorrow

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    I don't know who or what Werner Herzog is and at this point I think my view of him as some sort of grouchy fae who has eclectic tastes is the best way to be.

    I ate an engineer
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    I don't know who or what Werner Herzog is and at this point I think my view of him as some sort of grouchy fae who has eclectic tastes is the best way to be.

    He is German very German

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I said "see you next decade" to my son before he went to bed tonight so I think it's safe to say I'm nailing this dad thing.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    fuck 2019, good riddance, not the worst year of my life but the hardest to get through.

    2020 i have a good feeling about. this could be my year.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I have this very clear memory of sitting on my bed as a child working out how old I would be in 2000, which was 15, and thinking wow that's so grown up, I can't wait. And now that memory comes to me every New Year's and I feel my insides crumbling to ashes.

    Brovid Hasselsmof on
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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    2020 is a horrible socially isolating cyberpunk dystopia where corporations openly run our governments, economic inequality is rampant, human life is devalued and LEDs are cheap enough that half the objects we own glow.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    I'm going to refer to this decade as the Roaring 20s and nobody can stop me.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    I'm going to refer to this decade as the Roaring 20s and nobody can stop me.

    I would settle for the Boring 20s, with absolutely no change in the number of ice shelves or democracies.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Snoring 20s

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    2020 sucks so far I want a refund

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    I'm going to refer to this decade as the Roaring 20s and nobody can stop me.

    I dipped into a furry-oriented twitch channel before going to bed and they were calling it the Rawring 20s

    I hope this information has cured your desire

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Where's my jetpack milkman?

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    That's obviously the man who brings the letters not the milk unless you assume the tank on his back doesn't hold the fuel but instead the milk

    Platy on
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    MayabirdMayabird Pecking at the keyboardRegistered User regular
    Naw, the future is badass mail-ladies with capes.



    (Also you don't vote for your mail carrier, silly anti-suffragette weirdo.)

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Well shit, in parts of Australia it's already the 2nd, I personally still have an hour and 45 minutes to go until New Years Day is over.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    Mayabird wrote: »
    Naw, the future is badass mail-ladies with capes.



    (Also you don't vote for your mail carrier, silly anti-suffragette weirdo.)

    Great, now I want to see someone cosplay the Mail Carrier from anti-Suffragette posters.

    And also the Sheriff.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I’m confused, was the idea to make women way more badass looking than the regular schlubs doing the same job?

    sarukun on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’m confused, was the idea to make women way more badass looking than the regular schlubs doing the same job?

    Looking at the history of anti-feminist propaganda, it's really hard to tell sometimes if the people who made the stuff were actually anti-feminist. "Feminism will make women comfortable wearing more revealing clothing and wanting to have more sex more often"?

    Who in the fuck thinks that's a bad thing?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm not going to have a resolution or anything like that.

    I'm just going to control the forces I can control to have a better year

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    JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    I'm not going to have a resolution or anything like that.

    I'm just going to control the forces I can control to have a better year

    My resolution, if I want to think of it that way, is going to be to more actively practice ACT/mindfulness. Accepting things beyond my control is hard.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Well 2020 already junk lol. Let's hope 2021 is better

    WiseManTobes on
    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Well 2020 already junk lol. Let's hope 2021 is better

    I think that's a premature ejunkulation junking of the year. How about you let more than- *checks watch* 44 hours of the year pass before junking it?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I’m confused, was the idea to make women way more badass looking than the regular schlubs doing the same job?

    Looking at the history of anti-feminist propaganda, it's really hard to tell sometimes if the people who made the stuff were actually anti-feminist. "Feminism will make women comfortable wearing more revealing clothing and wanting to have more sex more often"?

    Who in the fuck thinks that's a bad thing?
    People who think women should always be demure and never leave the kitchen. And clearly they would never have to since the man is the breadwinner and whatnot.

    [insert eyeroll here]

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    I had a nice chill new years with my wife. We hung out with a couple of couples we know, had a few drinks, played some board games and bullshitted the evening away.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Lots of anti-_____ propaganda was really an excuse to publish pornography and forbidden texts. You couldnt buy pornography but you could buy a anti-Freemason book detailing the filthy antics that Freemasons got up to at their secret meetings.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    So my mother and family friends of hers' wanted to see the fireworks downtown on NYE (which I admit to avoiding in the past due to crowds) and we ended up near the Marina - turns out this year there was not only 80 minutes of insane fireworks broken up by small five-minute breaks, there was a 500-count drone show on the floating platform, which had me really wondering if I had gone BANANAS when I noticed it at first:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBFMCpcJ6M

    Singapore, of all your many things, never let it be said you are NOT over-the-top

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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