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HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]?

FeralFeral ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผบ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผคinterior crocodile alligator โ‡” วษนส‡ษวษฅส‡ วแด‰สŒoษฏ ส‡วloษนสŒวษฅษ” ษ วสŒแด‰ษนp แด‰Registered User regular
https://youtu.be/nxByyoMynZA

presume a spherical frictionless snake

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

the "no true scotch man" fallacy.

HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]? 103 votes

Eleven, unless they're snakes.
3%
silence1186DemonStaceyTuminoat 4 votes
5ive!
0%
spool32 1 vote
Sixty-ten
2%
nexuscrawlerRear Admiral ChocoArch 3 votes
Orange!
2%
FeralAegiscB557 3 votes
Yeah, that's right.
11%
MulysaSemproniusElement BrianHappylilElfPhoenix-DYamiNoSenshiGONG-00ChanuszepherinKanadiscriderPhaserlightfurbat 12 votes
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48%
SniperGuyRedTideMrMisterDevoutlyApatheticZeroCowSanderJKsyndalisElendilBedlamKid PresentableVishNubkriegsFuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudCommunistCowwanderingGennenalyse RuebenTehSpectreAiouaRingodurandal4532 50 votes
I am the snakes.
29%
QuidTTODewbackIncenjucarBogartjungleroomxCapt HowdyBrodyemnmnmeevilbobHahnsoo1BurnageEndless_SerpentsKruiteLord_AsmodeusRT800OrcaRonin356WiseManTobesSmrtnikVoid Slayer 30 votes
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    extra points for the orange option not being Orange!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    *Boops the noodle snootle*

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I just saw a Youtube video named ""Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside"

    This entire playlist is both funny but also weirdly poignant:

    I know we've condemned them to a hellworld, but zoomers are good

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Fact: One snake can defeat 50 trained commandos.

    snp9fow6mel9.jpg

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    I

    AM

    THE

    SNAKES

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    FeralFeral ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผบ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผค interior crocodile alligator โ‡” วษนส‡ษวษฅส‡ วแด‰สŒoษฏ ส‡วloษนสŒวษฅษ” ษ วสŒแด‰ษนp แด‰Registered User regular
    Orange!
    *Boops the noodle snootle*

    'boop the noodle snoot' is what a rooster says in the morning

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผบ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผค interior crocodile alligator โ‡” วษนส‡ษวษฅส‡ วแด‰สŒoษฏ ส‡วloษนสŒวษฅษ” ษ วสŒแด‰ษนp แด‰Registered User regular
    Orange!
    Fact: One snake can defeat 50 trained commandos.

    snp9fow6mel9.jpg

    A box?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcRG8gQRP04

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Badger badger badger badger...

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    FeralFeral ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผญ๏ผฅ๏ผด๏ผฉ๏ผฃ๏ผจ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผฉ๏ผบ๏ผก๏ผฒ๏ผค interior crocodile alligator โ‡” วษนส‡ษวษฅส‡ วแด‰สŒoษฏ ส‡วloษนสŒวษฅษ” ษ วสŒแด‰ษนp แด‰Registered User regular
    Orange!
    Badger badger badger badger...

    Mushroom mushroom?

    https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2020/01/03/a-conversation-with-the-guy-who-took-mushrooms-and-saw-cats
    As the mushrooms intensified, I started to become deeply offended by the film's existence. I was trying to live-tweet but was having a really hard time covertly typing on my phone, because the phone keyboard was 3D and moving too much. Ian McKellen had shown up and his cat face angered me.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Eddy wrote: ยป
    I just saw a Youtube video named ""Hey There Delilah" but it's played in an empty Toys R Us at 2:37 pm with moderate traffic outside"

    This entire playlist is both funny but also weirdly poignant:

    I know we've condemned them to a hellworld, but zoomers are good

    https://youtu.be/3q6Bnlif4-I

    i am unable to go on

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I have tons of games to play and nothing helps alleviate my boredom

    I hate this shit

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!


    Ah, Snake.....

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Snake. Snake? SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!


    Oh, hi Mark...

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    So. I liked Subnautica.

    dh6thj0qkiru.jpg

    Am I a hypocrite for liking this game but utterly dismissing Death Stranding when they are both walking simulators that are a pain in the ass to traverse?

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: ยป

    https://youtu.be/3q6Bnlif4-I

    i am unable to go on

    Wow I am genuinely nostalgic for some reason

    Did I even have a teenagehood if this exact situation didn't happen when I was 16 and driving around aimlessly down Georgetown Pike and listening to this song with the windows down, smoking cigarettes to be cool with my partner in crime, murmuring about the future,

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Eleven, unless they're snakes.
    (In Snek accent): That's not a snake, that's my wife!

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: ยป
    Badger badger badger badger...

    Mushroom mushroom?

    https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2020/01/03/a-conversation-with-the-guy-who-took-mushrooms-and-saw-cats
    As the mushrooms intensified, I started to become deeply offended by the film's existence. I was trying to live-tweet but was having a really hard time covertly typing on my phone, because the phone keyboard was 3D and moving too much. Ian McKellen had shown up and his cat face angered me.

    Snaaaaaakkkee! It's a snaaaakkeee!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Tumin wrote: ยป
    Snek voice my wife!

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    i am on fire

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

    I would like to snek to your manager

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Eddy wrote: ยป
    Chanus wrote: ยป

    https://youtu.be/3q6Bnlif4-I

    i am unable to go on

    Wow I am genuinely nostalgic for some reason

    Did I even have a teenagehood if this exact situation didn't happen when I was 16 and driving around aimlessly down Georgetown Pike and listening to this song with the windows down, smoking cigarettes to be cool with my partner in crime, murmuring about the future,

    whenever i hear belle and sebastian's "is it wicked not to care?" i have an extremely vivid memory of riding with the top down on a fall day at 4:00pm when the sun is starting to set and strobing through the trees but it's still warm enough out that it's comfortable

    only i've never owned a convertible

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Okay, this made me laugh at work.

    A steep hill to climb.

    9nDv0IM.jpg

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    Tunnel Snakes Rule

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    When I see Aquarius I think of:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeXR0Jp_q6o

    This probably only applies to people from Ger/NL/Bel born roughly between 1975 and 1984

    Edited for more p's

    SanderJK on
    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    it's nice to have little snake emojis on top of all my posts, guarding my good and pure content from all the haters and freaks

    Kid Presentable on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    I defeat several snacks every day, its not hard.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    Stop with these 'missed calls' where there's no actual call and it just goes straight to being missed.

    Like, do you expect me to call you back scammer?

    Qanamil on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    if you're a hater and a freak do they cancel each other out?

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    @Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    if you're a hater and a freak do they cancel each other out?

    Hold on let me get my calculator and green visor

    wq09t4opzrlc.jpg
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    The lack of Montana appreciation is disappointing

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    A snake?!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y897tozJeg8

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    y4phndlwt5ar.jpg

    I would like to snek to your manager

    p1o9uwlpjfjv.jpeg

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    My phone shrinks the snake emoji so they look like a line of green rubber duckys

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    japan wrote: ยป
    My phone shrinks the snake emoji so they look like a line of green rubber duckys

    just as good honestly

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Sixty-ten
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Arch wrote: ยป
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

    i think you're a fine idea arch

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
    Chanus wrote: ยป
    Arch wrote: ยป
    Feral I downloaded Solitairica.


    This was... not a good idea.

    Omg me too

    i think you're a fine idea arch

    arch you are in fact a fine idea but chanus doesn't think so

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