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HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    bamboo/good rayon sheets are so fucking sick

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

    Don't leave us in suspense what was your poison here?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    I am looking at this joke tier list I created in October of 2018, smiling to myself but knowing in my heart of hearts none of y'all will get the joke or find it funny

    S. Whatever joke Chanus makes

    End of list.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Orange!
    I’m of the controversial opinion that wedding vendors are expensive because paying for 50-100 people to drink eat and dance for an entire day is expensive

    Not because they’re all in a secret alliance to overcharge you

    When you have a combination of:

    A) People who are spending other peoples' money to make sure their day is absolutely perfect

    B) People who will absolutely lose their shit over minor problems

    You're going to end up with that service being really expensive

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I am looking at this joke tier list I created in October of 2018, smiling to myself but knowing in my heart of hearts none of y'all will get the joke or find it funny

    I mean I post megabytes of genius material on here and I keep doing it despite the shameful lack of awesomes I receive.

    Don't let their bad taste ruin yoursssssssssssssssss

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Chanus wrote: »
    maybe if our society were mature enough to handle the idea that men and women merely can be interested in different things but don't have to be interested in different things

    but we aren't there so down with gendered marketing because it is 100% always irresponsible

    You are burning a lot of cultural touchstones. You're throwing out the Pink Aisle in toy stores in favor of some freakish Gray Aisle replacement, for example.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    The FB group I infiltrated "Chonky animals are obese not cute" is currently evaluating someone's aquatic frog to see if it's too obese.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am looking at this joke tier list I created in October of 2018, smiling to myself but knowing in my heart of hearts none of y'all will get the joke or find it funny

    I mean I post megabytes of genius material on here and I keep doing it despite the shameful lack of awesomes I receive.

    Don't let their bad taste ruin yoursssssssssssssssss

    Megabytes? Man I dunno if I'd say that, maybe shoot for a more realistic bytes

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I am the snakes.
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    maybe if our society were mature enough to handle the idea that men and women merely can be interested in different things but don't have to be interested in different things

    but we aren't there so down with gendered marketing because it is 100% always irresponsible

    You are burning a lot of cultural touchstones. You're throwing out the Pink Aisle in toy stores in favor of some freakish Gray Aisle replacement, for example.
    Why does it have to be Gray? Why can't it be Purple or Mauve or Blood Red or something? Or, you know, just any old color and let the Aisle be all colorful and shit.

    Those cultural "touchstones" were manufactured wholesale during the era of... you guessed it, the Boomers.

    Hahnsoo1 on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Preacher wrote: »
    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

    Don't leave us in suspense what was your poison here?
    Quesarito
    Chalupa
    5 layer cheesy burrito
    Cheesy potato burrito
    3 double stacked Doritos tacos one each flavor
    Mexican pizza
    Baja blast

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Most toy ailes I've seen are more broken up by whats on them than anything else.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

    Don't leave us in suspense what was your poison here?
    Quesarito
    Chalupa
    5 layer cheesy burrito
    Cheesy potato burrito
    3 double stacked Doritos tacos one each flavor
    Mexican pizza
    Baja blast

    You have chosen wisely.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Actually it is marketing that is evil. The idea that it is fundamentally about presenting you with a person or lifestyle who you should desire to be like or think of as like you carries with it the unspoken (or sometimes spoken) assumption of the other, the one who is not like you, who does not live the same lifestyle and buy the same products as you. The one you do not want to be.

    There are ridiculously few ads that do not involve this in some way (even funny ads are meant to appeal by being alike you in sense of humor).

    Imagine if all advertising was just a mono spaced font that listed the specs of the product in as standardized and objective as form as possible.

    But as it is, every single aspect of every consumer product or advertisement is, down to the font and spacing, designed to project something about the person who would purchase it, as opposed to the type of person who would not purchase it.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Most toy ailes I've seen are more broken up by whats on them than anything else.

    I'll admit I haven't been in a toy store in a decade or two but online the Pink things seem to stick together.
    https://www.target.com/c/doll-clothes-dolls-dollhouses-toys/-/N-5xt8x

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I'm late to the MANLY SHEETS discussion, but my 2c

    I don't really feel like the worst toxic masc dude we can drum up is really into bamboo sheets

    like I don't think they're their googling home goods and linens between playing Madden and heckling women on their way to the stamping plant, or whatever

    so.. I'm tentatively okay with the branding?

    Nah.

    Gendered branding reinforces kind of bad shit in the culture.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I am the snakes.
    Yes, [chat], that is a quote from T.S. Eliot's The Waste-Land

    edit: Spoiler'd because BIG
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    A Kobold's Kobold on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam
    Husband made ours by hand with handmade fondant. I don't deserve him.

    Ooh yeah it was very pretty

  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    My "lets see where I can get this to tonight because it's already do" poster:

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

    Don't leave us in suspense what was your poison here?
    Quesarito
    Chalupa
    5 layer cheesy burrito
    Cheesy potato burrito
    3 double stacked Doritos tacos one each flavor
    Mexican pizza
    Baja blast

    This made me queasy looking at this.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Wedding cakes are good if you get a delicious cake

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

    what makes you think you maight be pregante?

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Ours was was a caramel ribbon and a dark chocolate apricot

  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    The FB group I infiltrated "Chonky animals are obese not cute" is currently evaluating someone's aquatic frog to see if it's too obese.

    please keep me posted

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

    Don't leave us in suspense what was your poison here?
    Quesarito
    Chalupa
    5 layer cheesy burrito
    Cheesy potato burrito
    3 double stacked Doritos tacos one each flavor
    Mexican pizza
    Baja blast

    This made me queasy looking at this.
    I was disappointed with General Tso's which I also had a craving for. Guess it's too sweet for me now. But I regret nothing re: all taco Bell.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Preacher wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I am looking at this joke tier list I created in October of 2018, smiling to myself but knowing in my heart of hearts none of y'all will get the joke or find it funny

    I mean I post megabytes of genius material on here and I keep doing it despite the shameful lack of awesomes I receive.

    Don't let their bad taste ruin yoursssssssssssssssss

    Megabytes? Man I dunno if I'd say that, maybe shoot for a more realistic bytes

    Assuming an average of 30 words per post, with 115,073 posts, and 30 words of text taking up approximately 176 bytes depending on an average word length I won't calculate (and discarding any considerations for punctuation as I rarely use any), with a conservative estimate that 100% of it is genius I have produced 20.25 megabytes of genius material on this forum.

    Sarksus on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

    what makes you think you maight be pregante?
    I eated half the Taco Bell menu.

    Now to update my Grindr status to "🍑🍆 surprise"

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    also my posts would probably take up more space than that since they're in a database

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    jesus christo re: that taco bell order

    poo
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

    what makes you think you maight be pregante?
    I eated half the Taco Bell menu.

    Now to update my Grindr status to "🍑🍆 surprise"

    What... what does that mean

    Poopy butt?

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

    what makes you think you maight be pregante?
    I eated half the Taco Bell menu.

    Now to update my Grindr status to "🍑🍆 surprise"

    What... what does that mean

    Poopy butt?

    you won't know until you find out

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
    Might need to ask H/A if I'm pregnant

    what makes you think you maight be pregante?
    I eated half the Taco Bell menu.

    Now to update my Grindr status to "🍑🍆 surprise"

    What... what does that mean

    Poopy butt?

    Yeah I was just imagining someone like posting a Grindr status : looking for tops, just went to taco Bell" but I didn't execute the joke so we'll

    I think people on Grindr solely use emojis now

    🍆 for top or donger
    🍑 for bottom or butt
    👀 for looking for hookup right now
    ⬆️⬇️ For top and bottom respectively

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    👁👄👁

    what's this one mean

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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    Sarksus wrote: »
    👁👄👁

    what's this one mean

    Looking for furby

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    👁👄👁

    what's this one mean

    Looking for furby
    Owowowowowowueuiwiwiw

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    👁👄👁

    what's this one mean


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    It means you ruined Return of the Jedi.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    hmm, is that emoji rendering right, it renders wrong if I look at it in iOS or Chrome but it's right in Firefox

    it should look like this

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Orange!
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    the og song was p chill tho

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0LD-QAzg0

    poo
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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    I'm gonna play more Disco Elysium as a Hobocop. It's very silly and I'm probably gonna die.

    twitch.tv/sniperguygaming
    beacons:

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