In this case, the result is a big lizard aiming a water rifle from a sniper’s nest formed out of his tail and a swirl of purple smoke. While some Pokémon like Eevee and Pikachu remain cute and cuddly even in their Gigantamax forms, Inteleon looks like he’s about to do war crimes.
Parents bought a board game called Race To The Whitehouse where you campaign in 8 turns to get the electoral college. I DMed and we gave up after three weeks when we realized there are probability tables and an annoying amount of math. Fun concept though.
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It was successfully kick-started but guess they didn't have any money left to maintain the website that helps interpret the hellscape that is the manual. 😂
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
Protein powder, fiber supplement, raspberries, flax, chia seed smoothie
Hm, we're determining a date, and this girl asked me if I want to go see 1917. But I really don't want to watch a movie where they make a real war look like it was exciting and have nice clean CGI and costuming and dramatic acting where like we feel any other emotion but pure disgust and terror and a deep, deep, impenetrable sadness. Like it looks like the kind of movie where even dirt looks clean and they'll try to give the characters some legitimate human connection but it will be made out of plastic like when you tell someone to draw a tree and they draw the idea of a tree instead.
Would it be rude to tell her this and suggest Knives Out instead or now do I have to go see 1917 because I feel an obligation to try to form an actual connection with another human being and I feel kind of bad for her because I'm pretty sure she's doing this to feel less bad about herself because some other guy (who's joining the Space Force?) snubbed her but also I don't think she'll appreciate how far gone I am as, like, a person who can't emotionally tolerate very fundamental aspects of society and is constantly angry in the "I can't justify to myself just continuing to get on with my life anymore and am actually beginning to feel like maybe doing so is morally wrong" but maybe she just wants to get laid to feel desirable? And in which case I guess I can relate and we can do each other a good turn, but also if she demands literally anything from me beyond what I explicitly want to half-muster into the absolutely laziest form of validation I can manage that still says "I at least really do care about you in the abstract as a human being but will never be able to come close to mustering the kind of emotional response to anything you do or say that is generally expected out of a person in a relationship because I eat through my emotional storehouse every day just insulating myself from the awful truths around me that I accidentally forgot how to ignore"
Hmm I wanna talk to a friend about something but at the same time I feel like I would hurt their feelings cause Im not really a light touch kind of person.
Hm, we're determining a date, and this girl asked me if I want to go see 1917. But I really don't want to watch a movie where they make a real war look like it was exciting and have nice clean CGI and costuming and dramatic acting where like we feel any other emotion but pure disgust and terror and a deep, deep, impenetrable sadness. Like it looks like the kind of movie where even dirt looks clean and they'll try to give the characters some legitimate human connection but it will be made out of plastic like when you tell someone to draw a tree and they draw the idea of a tree instead.
Would it be rude to tell her this and suggest Knives Out instead or now do I have to go see 1917 because I feel an obligation to try to form an actual connection with another human being and I feel kind of bad for her because I'm pretty sure she's doing this to feel less bad about herself because some other guy (who's joining the Space Force?) snubbed her but also I don't think she'll appreciate how far gone I am as, like, a person who can't emotionally tolerate very fundamental aspects of society and is constantly angry in the "I can't justify to myself just continuing to get on with my life anymore and am actually beginning to feel like maybe doing so is morally wrong" but maybe she just wants to get laid to feel desirable? And in which case I guess I can relate and we can do each other a good turn, but also if she demands literally anything from me beyond what I explicitly want to half-muster into the absolutely laziest form of validation I can manage that still says "I at least really do care about you in the abstract as a human being but will never be able to come close to mustering the kind of emotional response to anything you do or say that is generally expected out of a person in a relationship because I eat through my emotional storehouse every day just insulating myself from the awful truths around me that I accidentally forgot how to ignore"
Just tell her you've heard really good things about Knives Out and not as good things about 1917 and offer it instead.
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Steam: Tortalius
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I haven't watched it but the tone of 1917 looked more like Dunkirk than Midway. I can't imagine going through the effort of making a single take movie to make generic jingoism
Hm, we're determining a date, and this girl asked me if I want to go see 1917. But I really don't want to watch a movie where they make a real war look like it was exciting and have nice clean CGI and costuming and dramatic acting where like we feel any other emotion but pure disgust and terror and a deep, deep, impenetrable sadness. Like it looks like the kind of movie where even dirt looks clean and they'll try to give the characters some legitimate human connection but it will be made out of plastic like when you tell someone to draw a tree and they draw the idea of a tree instead.
Would it be rude to tell her this and suggest Knives Out instead or now do I have to go see 1917 because I feel an obligation to try to form an actual connection with another human being and I feel kind of bad for her because I'm pretty sure she's doing this to feel less bad about herself because some other guy (who's joining the Space Force?) snubbed her but also I don't think she'll appreciate how far gone I am as, like, a person who can't emotionally tolerate very fundamental aspects of society and is constantly angry in the "I can't justify to myself just continuing to get on with my life anymore and am actually beginning to feel like maybe doing so is morally wrong" but maybe she just wants to get laid to feel desirable? And in which case I guess I can relate and we can do each other a good turn, but also if she demands literally anything from me beyond what I explicitly want to half-muster into the absolutely laziest form of validation I can manage that still says "I at least really do care about you in the abstract as a human being but will never be able to come close to mustering the kind of emotional response to anything you do or say that is generally expected out of a person in a relationship because I eat through my emotional storehouse every day just insulating myself from the awful truths around me that I accidentally forgot how to ignore"
Just tell her you've heard really good things about Knives Out and not as good things about 1917 and offer it instead.
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I didn't realise that steel cut oats were different to rolled oats.
I've only encountered steel cut oats in American hotel breakfasts though so I just assumed it contained no meaning
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Oatmeal (rolled oats)
What brought this whole thing on was
I wanted to make no bake cookies so i was at the Trader Joe’s and they had rolled oatmeal and steel cut and I never had steel cut so I figured I’d try it but then I realized it wouldn’t work in the cookies so then I made a pot and it took forever so I wondered if anyone actually liked them or not.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
I don’t know what half of these are but I assume we’re talking about porridges.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
The best porridges are the fancy multigrain bad boys.
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
Oatmeal (rolled oats)
I’m on a rewatch of LOST and I always forget how much emotional impact the season 3 finale has.
NOT PENNY’S BOAT
Followed by “We have to go back, Kate!”
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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This seems pretty apropos to me, IMHO
of fucking course he did
a miserable pile of oats
Very hobbit
Much shire
Such westfarthing
Wow
With brown sugar, and dried cranberries
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Would it be rude to tell her this and suggest Knives Out instead or now do I have to go see 1917 because I feel an obligation to try to form an actual connection with another human being and I feel kind of bad for her because I'm pretty sure she's doing this to feel less bad about herself because some other guy (who's joining the Space Force?) snubbed her but also I don't think she'll appreciate how far gone I am as, like, a person who can't emotionally tolerate very fundamental aspects of society and is constantly angry in the "I can't justify to myself just continuing to get on with my life anymore and am actually beginning to feel like maybe doing so is morally wrong" but maybe she just wants to get laid to feel desirable? And in which case I guess I can relate and we can do each other a good turn, but also if she demands literally anything from me beyond what I explicitly want to half-muster into the absolutely laziest form of validation I can manage that still says "I at least really do care about you in the abstract as a human being but will never be able to come close to mustering the kind of emotional response to anything you do or say that is generally expected out of a person in a relationship because I eat through my emotional storehouse every day just insulating myself from the awful truths around me that I accidentally forgot how to ignore"
Just tell her you've heard really good things about Knives Out and not as good things about 1917 and offer it instead.
FFXIV: Tchel Fay
Nintendo ID: Tortalius
Steam: Tortalius
Stream: twitch.tv/tortalius
I may
spoiler'd for mtg
edit: no kobold, you're gonna live with your shitty posts and you're gonna like 'em
I'm assuming Spool is trolling us, TBH
Now, Spool, let's eat your chia soy breakfast pudding, just like mom used to make, you remember
Also I like hipster grains and I’m not ashamed
plural
always plural
even if theres only one
I've only encountered steel cut oats in American hotel breakfasts though so I just assumed it contained no meaning
I wanted to make no bake cookies so i was at the Trader Joe’s and they had rolled oatmeal and steel cut and I never had steel cut so I figured I’d try it but then I realized it wouldn’t work in the cookies so then I made a pot and it took forever so I wondered if anyone actually liked them or not.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Followed by “We have to go back, Kate!”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Not my best work but fuck, it was a 3 day turnaround.