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Pepperoni

jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
How do you animals like your pepperoni on your pizza?

Pepperoni 130 votes

Curled and crunchy
56%
ShortyNothingKevin CristGarthorHouk the NamebringerJavenMagic PinkMegaMan001Angel_of_BaconbowenagoajSonelanBahamutZEROUndead ScottsmanDouglasDangerAtaxrxesRanlinEat it You Nasty Pig.rhylithOpty 74 votes
Soft and supple
21%
ButlerJansoncaptainkiguanacusDoodmannPerrsunFeriluceTheySlashThemUnbrokenEvaCentipede DamascusPeewiZilla360SaraLunaHakuninani_game_bumMedium DaveTheStigSenorTacosmiscellaneousinsanityEddy 28 votes
Other (explain)
8%
#pipeMunkus BeaverMulysaSemproniusJasconiuschromdomPoorochondriacRorshach KringleVirgil_Leads_YoudiscriderDr. FlamingoThe Escape Goat 11 votes
LarLar
13%
SporkAndrewASimPersonSlacker71Kane Red RobesarukunNightDragonLabelFlarneHadesgodmodeElaroDonovan PuppyfuckerSkwigelfSLyMDark Raven XSorceInvectivus 17 votes
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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    LarLar
    I chose the lesser evil.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    There's a place in my hometown that puts the pepperoni on after the pizza has come out of the oven, so it's just lightly warmed and greasy.

    Somehow they have not been tried for crimes against humanity.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    You all should go over to the AGDQ SE++ thread to witness history.

    Also pepperoni is fucking overrated and if you wanted some meat on your pizza you would have selected Canadian bacon like a real man.

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    mosssnackmosssnack Yeah right, man, Bishop should go! Good idea!Registered User regular
    I’ve seen some hot takes before, but what the fuck dude

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Don't make me choose.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    mosssnack wrote: »
    I’ve seen some hot takes before, but what the fuck dude

    Canadian Bacon tastes better than Pepperoni all day, every day, this is a FACT.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    mosssnack wrote: »
    I’ve seen some hot takes before, but what the fuck dude

    Canadian Bacon tastes better than Pepperoni all day, every day, this is a FACT.

    I like Canadian bacon on pizza well enough but I would never order a pizza with JUST Canadian bacon, like I would pepperoni.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Curled and crunchy but you gotta dab out the grease pool

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Soft and supple
    No regrets

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    I voted for the top one, but really, I'll take all the pepperoni

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Other (explain)
    made of beef

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    I like curled and crunchy cause it makes a little bowl for the grease so you get double the grease.

    I am monster, you see.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Honestly, I kinda just like eating pepperoni by itself more than as a pizza topping now a days.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I've never ordered pepperoni because I thought they were a vegetarian option with all sorts of peppers on top until I decided to google them one day
    Still never eaten a pepperoni pizza before though

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Apparently Buffalo-style cup-and-char is not actually universal.

    I don't know why. It's so good.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Other (explain)
    Not too soft not too burnt

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    LarLar
    Pepperoni is great and impossible to do incorrectly.

    Just don’t put it in your butt.

    sarukun on
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Apparently Buffalo-style cup-and-char is not actually universal.

    I don't know why. It's so good.

    Are those the smaller ones that are a little thicker and get all crispy and good?

    I love those.

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    Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    I picked crunchy because too soft it way worse than too hard

    but too hard is all too common

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    rhylith wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Apparently Buffalo-style cup-and-char is not actually universal.

    I don't know why. It's so good.

    Are those the smaller ones that are a little thicker and get all crispy and good?

    I love those.

    Yesssss.

    This style, to be precise. This is how pizza has been since my infancy.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Other (explain)
    MechMantis wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Apparently Buffalo-style cup-and-char is not actually universal.

    I don't know why. It's so good.

    Are those the smaller ones that are a little thicker and get all crispy and good?

    I love those.

    Yesssss.

    This style, to be precise. This is how pizza has been since my infancy.

    I have made this style of pepperoni for pizza by slicing lil peps. What are essentially fat slim jims

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Curled and crunchy
    I made pizza today.

    E: This is the recipe I use. Halved for one pizza.

    Aistan on
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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Other (explain)
    With avacado

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    LarLar
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pepperoni is great and impossible to do incorrectly.

    Just don’t put it in your butt.

    You're not my supervisor

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Soft and supple
    i bet you people eat dry bacon too

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Other (explain)
    no i eat turkey bacon

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Other (explain)
    I don't think you need to reroast deli slices.
    That said, I like how the juices seem to separate, and the heat seems to intensify when baked.
    Some of my favorite pizzas were pepperoni extra sauce and cheese, with a rising bready crust.
    Local joint in KY would have the pepperoni weaved in with the cheese and sauce as opposed to just on top. It was tasty.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Other (explain)
    Eddie Pepitone has made me laugh pretty hard a few times, but I like him best in small doses

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Curled and crunchy
    Phrasing of the question makes it sound like this is one or the other, but I'll basically take peppos (that's what I call slices of pepperoni) in any form that won't kill me

    Houk the Namebringer on
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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    we have these thick slices of an amazing italian sausage at my work, I would both eat a pizza of just them, and would like eat a bowl of them all cooked up without a pizza. they sooooo good.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    LarLar
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pepperoni is great and impossible to do incorrectly.

    Just don’t put it in your butt.

    You're not my supervisor

    You’ll never work in Hollywood again if *I* have anything to say about it!

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    Dr. FlamingoDr. Flamingo 49 Gilded Disc Perceives the Sun Registered User regular
    Other (explain)
    The ideal pizza contains both

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    HakuninHakunin Registered User regular
    Soft and supple
    If I wanted something crunchy, I'd eat a cracker.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    LarLar
    Shit, I should put some pepperoni on some crackers.

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Definitely crunchy.

    I'm not reeeaally a super big fan of meat I guess, because I only like it way more done than most people. Crunchy pepperoni, crispy bacon, seared chicken, steak can totally have some char on it.

    I do love lots of jerky, though.

    My kiddo and I fairly frequently split a frozen pizza, and while she used to like pepperoni a lot, for now it's just plain cheese, so I pick it off of her half before putting it in the oven and place them lightly along the outermost edge so they'll get crispy. The interior ones won't crisp before the dough starts to burn, usually even if you pull them up and reset them.

    Steam
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    LarLar
    whaddaya got for the edges juuust starting to crisp?

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Much like bacon, pepperoni is best when it's about 15% charcoal

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    Pepperoni is the only really good pizza topping

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Rorshach Kringle wrote: »
    no i eat turkey bacon

    You mean Cured Turkey breast strips?

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    Curled and crunchy
    I spent a long time trying to understand how you get it the right way. Turns out that if you get a stick of natural-casing pepperoni, it works real nice.

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