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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Scream
    He does not drink... wine.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    dracula can suck my dick and drain me dry anytime

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    dracula can suck my dick and drain me dry anytime

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Well, we're on page 100, I guess it's time to discuss Dracula's fuckstyle

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I need my blood!

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Well, we're on page 100, I guess it's time to discuss Dracula's fuckstyle

    it sucks!

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Howard the Duck
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Well, we're on page 100, I guess it's time to discuss Dracula's fuckstyle

    Dry

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Dracula is pan right? Like that dude fucks anybody.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Howard the Duck
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Well, we're on page 100, I guess it's time to discuss Dracula's fuckstyle

    Talks a big game, takes a long time setting the mood, instantly succumbs to premature exsanguination.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Dracula is pan right? Like that dude fucks anybody.

    I would allow for an argument for an all gay Dracula (yeah he feeds on women, but that's because he sees them as undeserving of his carnal affections)

    But Dracula can never ever be straight

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    If you were an immortal being capable of pleasure there's no way you'd be straight.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Dracula is pan right? Like that dude fucks anybody.

    hey wanna see something terrible?
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    Lalabox on
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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
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    Dracula would like to remind you that people were all smaller when he was alive and he's actually quite large for his time, so please stop laughing.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    astrobstrd wrote: »
    Dracula would like to remind you that people were all smaller when he was alive and he's actually quite large for his time, so please stop laughing.

    My canon Dracula is like seven feet tall

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Lalabox wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Dracula is pan right? Like that dude fucks anybody.

    hey wanna see something terrible?
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    Why would you post that?

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    astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
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    See, it amuses me more to imagine him with rotted teeth, scars from easily preventable skin diseases, and topping out at 5'5"-5'6". Just a real horror show dark ages human frozen in amber by his immortality.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    dracula is a potent metaphor for finger-banging

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Stop fucking these evil corpses

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Dracula has banged as a bat, as a wolf and as a mist.

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying wrote: »
    Stop fucking these evil corpses

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    My wife just asked what I was laughing at and I don't even know where to begin explaining "jackula" to her.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    minor incident wrote: »
    My wife just asked what I was laughing at and I don't even know where to begin explaining "jackula" to her.

    Cumlord Jackula.

    Kinda self explanatory I feel.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
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    that's it, we're done. close the thread.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited January 2020
    "So... He cums blood, or...?"

    I don't know how to answer that.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    “I vant to suck your dick

    Bleh!”

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    dracula doesn't and can't fuck

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