Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
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The past three days have sucked for various unique reasons. Today: I want to work from home, my PC worked perfectly when I turned it off last night. Now my dvi port gives no signal. This has happened before and I can’t remember how I fixed it. Perfect last night - nobody touched it since - dvi doesn’t work the day I want to telework.
My days are n e v e r bad I don’t understand how this week has sucked so fucking much eat a duck.
The past three days have sucked for various unique reasons. Today: I want to work from home, my PC worked perfectly when I turned it off last night. Now my dvi port gives no signal. This has happened before and I can’t remember how I fixed it. Perfect last night - nobody touched it since - dvi doesn’t work the day I want to telework.
My days are n e v e r bad I don’t understand how this week has sucked so fucking much eat a duck.
this hurt me to the core to hear
because that is me nearly every time with a technical problem
Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
Yikes
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Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
This is sort of amazing. I wouldn't have guessed people like this actually exist. I'm amazed you still visit your parents
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
This is sort of amazing. I wouldn't have guessed people like this actually exist. I'm amazed you still visit your parents
My roommate's parents attended his wedding.
Which just happened to be the same day his parents had papers served to my roommates suing them for grandparents rights for no other reason than to fuck with them financially.
I grew up thinking that my parents were just how all parents were. You know, just nice normal people with their shit together who provided for their kids and weren't utter assholes.
I've definitely spent the last couple of decades learning that no, in fact, that means they were awesome parents and wow was I an ungrateful oblivious little shit at times.
Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
This is sort of amazing. I wouldn't have guessed people like this actually exist. I'm amazed you still visit your parents
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
I am available for supernatural interventions if anyone needs a priest to bow to a real higher power.
No holy servant can stand up to my rendition of Hell Fire.
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
I am available for supernatural interventions if anyone needs a priest to bow to a real higher power.
No holy servant can stand up to my rendition of Hell Fire.
Sure they can! Just... not for long because of the whole incineration factor.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
The earlier paprika chat means I now want delicious nameless Hungarian paprika sausages
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
I am available for supernatural interventions if anyone needs a priest to bow to a real higher power.
No holy servant can stand up to my rendition of Hell Fire.
Sure they can! Just... not for long because of the whole incineration factor.
I mean it's hardly a Disney song without the special effects.
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i carefully maintain the illusion in my brain that i am not dreadfully, horribly bored with my job so i won't quit, because it pays quite well and has great benefits and a pension
but it's communications. this new job is even more communicationsy. i'm advising people on strategic communications for a huge departmental shift.
it's so fucking boring i can barely bring myself to put my fingers on the keyboard. but now at least there are like, national media attention stakes, and high up government officials who'll be looking at what i'm doing with a critical eye
that will motivate me somewhat, right
...
pretend you're writing fantasy communiques
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Hi I know it's extremely weird that we have a designated bed for unmarried women in my family ranch house BUT can I just say that that bed is: extremely fucking comfy, the comfiest bed, I'm never getting married
(And we don't really hold to that rule very much tbh but still)
My mother designates separate beds for my wife and me when we visit on account of us being unmarried (according to her).
Completely unrelatedly, my wife hasn't accompanied me on many visits since we got married.
I think we all need more details here about the marriage recognition system failure
My wife and I got married but it wasn't a Catholic wedding.
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
This is sort of amazing. I wouldn't have guessed people like this actually exist. I'm amazed you still visit your parents
Believing in God is still a thing!
Not recognising marriages outside of your own personal subset of a specific religion is what I struggle with not that there are still theists.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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The earlier paprika chat means I now want to go sleep
Just kidding, there's no correlation, I always want to sleep
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
Or just keep collecting religions
I've got Church of England baptism and a Catholic wedding so far, so maybe plan for a Greek Orthodox funeral
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
Or just keep collecting religions
I've got Church of England baptism and a Catholic wedding so far, so maybe plan for a Greek Orthodox funeral
My first wedding was Catholic, so I guess I'm screwed if I meet another Catholic lady
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
Or just keep collecting religions
I've got Church of England baptism and a Catholic wedding so far, so maybe plan for a Greek Orthodox funeral
Gotta catechism 'em all
Inquisitors
I expected that
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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A recent study carried out by Saint Louis University in Missouri has shown that the use of cannabis prior to sex does, in fact, have a number of positive impacts on one’s sexual experience, particularly for women.
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but watching an entire movie? in this time economy??
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I go through phases of putting paprika in fucking e v e r y t h i n g
Because it's delicious, you see
The Hungarian strategy
Wait, we're talking about the spice right? Cause that shit is tasty.
since paprika here is a bell pepper - and the spice is just paprika powder
so it's like mentally tripping on a cobblestone kind of
me irl
Ergo, it wasn't real, and to avoid any potential confusion about that fact my parents didn't attend.
My days are n e v e r bad I don’t understand how this week has sucked so fucking much eat a duck.
this hurt me to the core to hear
because that is me nearly every time with a technical problem
Yikes
This is sort of amazing. I wouldn't have guessed people like this actually exist. I'm amazed you still visit your parents
My roommate's parents attended his wedding.
Which just happened to be the same day his parents had papers served to my roommates suing them for grandparents rights for no other reason than to fuck with them financially.
I grew up thinking that my parents were just how all parents were. You know, just nice normal people with their shit together who provided for their kids and weren't utter assholes.
I've definitely spent the last couple of decades learning that no, in fact, that means they were awesome parents and wow was I an ungrateful oblivious little shit at times.
Also, no marriage is valid without the blessing of the High Holy Flame so you meat bags best learn to accept your sinful fleshy ways.
Mrs Rhesus wasn't even religious or from a particularly strict family: she'd just been brought up Catholic and it was easier to get married in a Catholic church than a CofE one outside of our parish
Also cheaper than a non-church venue
No then you just look in the eyes of the priest and you lie.
You stare him down with a look that dares him to call your bluff.
I am available for supernatural interventions if anyone needs a priest to bow to a real higher power.
No holy servant can stand up to my rendition of Hell Fire.
Sure they can! Just... not for long because of the whole incineration factor.
I mean it's hardly a Disney song without the special effects.
pretend you're writing fantasy communiques
Not recognising marriages outside of your own personal subset of a specific religion is what I struggle with not that there are still theists.
Just kidding, there's no correlation, I always want to sleep
Damn.
More importantly is that lady wearing a wolf t shirt?
Might have had too many vodka and orange juices last night.
hmmmm
Or just keep collecting religions
I've got Church of England baptism and a Catholic wedding so far, so maybe plan for a Greek Orthodox funeral
Gotta catechism 'em all
Inquisitors
I expected that
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