That reminds me of when I got someone's "How could you do this to me?" breakup texts.
Followed about a month later with "I'm happy now with someone else and FUCK YOU!" texts.
I don't remember the exact words of the second one (decade ago with an old phone), but I do remember that the general gist of them, as well as the late hours they came up on my phone lead to the impression that they were sent after having some excellent sex with their new partner.
This reminds me of while playing Everquest, I send a friend of mine a friendly "hello" tell and received several very explicit replies.
Because using /reply for your cyber is a bad idea.
The best parts are 1) He did what's called a European Mount, which means basically just the bones are mounted. 2) In order to do that, you have to remove all of the flesh, which was done by using 3) beetles to eat off all the necrotic tissue. Then 4) because the taxidermists didn't know human anatomy they had to call a doctor to put it back together. And last, but best of all, 5) "He told the station he plans to keep the arm behind his kitchen sink."
The best parts are 1) He did what's called a European Mount, which means basically just the bones are mounted. 2) In order to do that, you have to remove all of the flesh, which was done by using 3) beetles to eat off all the necrotic tissue. Then 4) because the taxidermists didn't know human anatomy they had to call a doctor to put it back together. And last, but best of all, 5) "He told the station he plans to keep the arm behind his kitchen sink."
I thought the best part was about the woman who had something done with her leg:
Cartersville Police say 911 got a call from a man saying he was trapped and needed help but he wasn't sure where he was. Investigators pinged the phone and it led them to Salgado Tires on North Tennessee Street.
Police responded and found 30-year-old Nathaniel King on the floor underneath some tires. He was trapped. Police managed to free him.
A friend of the owner of Salgado Tires says King didn't appear to be hurt, but he was extremely upset.
"The guy was crying, he was sitting there saying 'my wife is waiting for me, I want to go home'," said the friend.
There is an innocuous commercial and everything! But all that innocent creamy goodness is undermined by poor word choice.
McDonald’s is calling this tasty treat the “Otona no Kuriimu Pai” (大人のクリームパイ), which means an “adult cream pie” and inadvertently evokes the sexual slang. This was certainly not the fast-food chain’s intent. I hope.
Otona no (literally, “adult’s”) can have a neutral meaning of something that is for grown-ups or something with sexualized connotations. So someone should’ve known?
No, it's just some clickbait jackass generating views, cause a cream pie is... exactly what it says on the tin. The sex act is a completely different word.
It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
A Kansas man has asked an Iowa judge to let him engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney in a trial by combat that will settle their ongoing legal dispute.
David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, said in a 3 January court filing that his former wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, Iowa, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, had “destroyed (him) legally”.
The judge had the power to let the parties “resolve our disputes on the field of battle, legally,” David Ostrom said, adding in his filing that trial by combat “has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States”.
He also asked the judge for 12 weeks’ time so he could secure Japanese samurai swords.
Y'know, if both parties completely consented to it... I'd freakin' let them. Not with swords, obviously. More like stiff foam bats or something. And completely supervised. Basically in some way where nobody can possibly get seriously hurt. I guess it'd be more akin to a sport with points and a ref than an out and out fight to the death. Otherwise yeah, if you two idiots actually agree to it, go for it.
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12 weeks to secure steel, is he having a full daisho of tamahagane made in Japan?!
I know of a least half a dozen swordsmiths in the US that do good work with a real edge and you'd be talking 4-5 weeks lead time, tops.
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Cartersville Police say 911 got a call from a man saying he was trapped and needed help but he wasn't sure where he was. Investigators pinged the phone and it led them to Salgado Tires on North Tennessee Street.
Police responded and found 30-year-old Nathaniel King on the floor underneath some tires. He was trapped. Police managed to free him.
A friend of the owner of Salgado Tires says King didn't appear to be hurt, but he was extremely upset.
"The guy was crying, he was sitting there saying 'my wife is waiting for me, I want to go home'," said the friend.
Looping back here, @AngelHedgie 's original pun of "Burglar gets Tired" is so on point. Give the man some hearts!
This seems kind of mean honestly. She seems like she's good natured about it, but if experts tell you how to handle an animal, especially a wild one, and you listen to them, you're not "tricked".
The US government has criminally charged a Virginia man for helping to organize dozens of "swatting" attacks and bomb threats made against a variety of targets in the United States and Canada. The man allegedly belonged to a group that coordinated via IRC and Tor hidden services to target prominent gamers, journalists, and government officials.
The group's online chats were often racist, with comments suggesting antipathy toward Jews and black people. In one case, the group made a fake bomb threat to the Alfred Street Baptist Church, a predominantly African American church in Alexandria, Virginia.
Security reporter Brian Krebs was one of the first to report on the arrest of defendant John William Kirby Kelley. Krebs was the target of a swatting call he believes was organized by the group.
Kelley allegedly did research for the group, identifying possible targets and suggesting that others make calls. He also helped maintain the group's infrastructure, according to the FBI.
Kelley was identified by authorities after he called in a bomb threat to his own school. While he blocked his own number during that call, he later made a second call to the police without properly blocking his number. Investigators realized that the two calls might be connected, questioned Kelley, and eventually got a warrant to search his devices. Police quickly found videos, chats, and other records Kelley had saved documenting his involvement in other hoax calls, the FBI says. They also found recruiting material for Atomwaffen, a violent white supremacist group.
No, it's just some clickbait jackass generating views, cause a cream pie is... exactly what it says on the tin. The sex act is a completely different word.
It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
The folks who brought us Bukakke weren't aware of the sexual connotations of "cream pie" ?
This seems kind of mean honestly. She seems like she's good natured about it, but if experts tell you how to handle an animal, especially a wild one, and you listen to them, you're not "tricked".
No, it's just some clickbait jackass generating views, cause a cream pie is... exactly what it says on the tin. The sex act is a completely different word.
It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
The folks who brought us Bukakke weren't aware of the sexual connotations of "cream pie" ?
Sure...
It's not in english though, and their word for that sex act is different.
Should they check every possible translation into every language for everything now?
No, it's just some clickbait jackass generating views, cause a cream pie is... exactly what it says on the tin. The sex act is a completely different word.
It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
The folks who brought us Bukakke weren't aware of the sexual connotations of "cream pie" ?
Sure...
It's not in english though, and their word for that sex act is different.
Should they check every possible translation into every language for everything now?
Depends if they want to sell them to people who speak those languages. GM choosing "Nova" for a model name did them no favors trying to sell it to Spanish speakers who heard it as "doesn't go." Japanese McDonalds do get business from English speakers visiting or living there so it may have been worth checking in this case.
No, it's just some clickbait jackass generating views, cause a cream pie is... exactly what it says on the tin. The sex act is a completely different word.
It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
The folks who brought us Bukakke weren't aware of the sexual connotations of "cream pie" ?
Sure...
It's not in english though, and their word for that sex act is different.
Should they check every possible translation into every language for everything now?
Depends if they want to sell them to people who speak those languages. GM choosing "Nova" for a model name did them no favors trying to sell it to Spanish speakers who heard it as "doesn't go." Japanese McDonalds do get business from English speakers visiting or living there so it may have been worth checking in this case.
It's a Japanese product being sold in Japan with a Japanese name, the idea that they have to account for American slang is ridiculous. It's fine to have a little laugh that you can translate a forgein phrase into something related to sex in English (and basically everything is slang for sex/sex-related in the US) but having to "account" for it is not.
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This reminds me of while playing Everquest, I send a friend of mine a friendly "hello" tell and received several very explicit replies.
Because using /reply for your cyber is a bad idea.
Good News: He kept it, had it taxidermied, and mounted.
https://www.newsweek.com/amputated-arm-preserved-taxidermist-1479889
The best parts are 1) He did what's called a European Mount, which means basically just the bones are mounted. 2) In order to do that, you have to remove all of the flesh, which was done by using 3) beetles to eat off all the necrotic tissue. Then 4) because the taxidermists didn't know human anatomy they had to call a doctor to put it back together. And last, but best of all, 5) "He told the station he plans to keep the arm behind his kitchen sink."
I thought the best part was about the woman who had something done with her leg:
Exactly, a chance for him to tread a new path in life.
His life was just going in circles before this.
He really needs to align with his needs and find a better work-life balance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHlf4-wqvAY
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It's like someone in Japan going 'lolol! Man, did Adidas mess up! Did you hear they that in the U.S. they released a chinstrap!'
Can't make this shit up, folks.
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I know of a least half a dozen swordsmiths in the US that do good work with a real edge and you'd be talking 4-5 weeks lead time, tops.
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Looping back here, @AngelHedgie 's original pun of "Burglar gets Tired" is so on point. Give the man some hearts!
He chose the implement. She can choose the location of the duel.
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At ~160,000 combined post reactions to date, I don't think Hedgie needs much help accruing forum points.
(nor do I imagine they care, or that anyone should, but since the matter is being explicitly noted...)
In a poetic twist, the Judge makes him sign each document 16 times.
So, as long as she chooses the high ground this should be a done deal.
It sounds like this is the latest bunch of BS between these two, and the judge is more than a little fed up with both of their shit.
"I will split the child in half."
This seems kind of mean honestly. She seems like she's good natured about it, but if experts tell you how to handle an animal, especially a wild one, and you listen to them, you're not "tricked".
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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I hope they throw the book at him.
The folks who brought us Bukakke weren't aware of the sexual connotations of "cream pie" ?
Sure...
"Drop bears" are a well known Australian myth.
It's not in english though, and their word for that sex act is different.
Should they check every possible translation into every language for everything now?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Depends if they want to sell them to people who speak those languages. GM choosing "Nova" for a model name did them no favors trying to sell it to Spanish speakers who heard it as "doesn't go." Japanese McDonalds do get business from English speakers visiting or living there so it may have been worth checking in this case.
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It's a Japanese product being sold in Japan with a Japanese name, the idea that they have to account for American slang is ridiculous. It's fine to have a little laugh that you can translate a forgein phrase into something related to sex in English (and basically everything is slang for sex/sex-related in the US) but having to "account" for it is not.
The Nova thing is false btw.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious