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[Canada] is also staying home and washing their hands

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    who the fuck says razzle dazzle in the year of our lord 2020

    I haven't in 2020 yet but its very ironic and only busted out to dunk on tech bros

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    And in person it requires sufficient body gestures

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    We don't have razzle dazzle, we have the apex canadazzle.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I once came up with a social robotics grant proposal with the acronym RASL-DASL and tbh I'm still pretty happy with it.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    I'm both somewhat glad that my phone is set up to not blare an emergency alert in the early hours of the morning and therefore I missed the first alert as it was happening

    And somewhat concerned that if it was a genuine alert that advised evacuation I would also have missed it

    It took them two hours to issue the "oops we made a mistake" second message!

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    Got up this morning to go to my hair appointment downtown

    Joined all my neighbours in scraping our cars in unison, which I thought was probably the most Canada sound possible

    We had to bodycheck all the doors open, the freezing rain stayed on thick

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Children's rights are human rights.
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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    The high for today is -24 and it is too cold.

    Tomorrow the high is fucking -27

    And the day after, too!

    Send razzle dazzle asap

    KetBra on
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    St. John's is in the middle of a blizzard. A state of emergency was called this morning and the power went out for a bit, but luckily it was only out for two hours. I'm not sure how I'm going to get out of my house because the snow is nearly up to the top of my front door.

    And the snow seems to have warped my door (or my door frame) so when I opened it, I wasn't able to close my door again. I actually had to hammer it back into the frame. Not a good thing to happen.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    St. John's is in the middle of a blizzard. A state of emergency was called this morning and the power went out for a bit, but luckily it was only out for two hours. I'm not sure how I'm going to get out of my house because the snow is nearly up to the top of my front door.

    And the snow seems to have warped my door (or my door frame) so when I opened it, I wasn't able to close my door again. I actually had to hammer it back into the frame. Not a good thing to happen.

    Jesus, be safe. Seems like that just missed us in NS, we had a bit of snow but mostly just the wind.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    We're up to I believe 4 plowings here which seems like a lot

    but I do remember last year there was basically no winter until early March where it all went to shit at once

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    So uh

    Slow news week, eh

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Support your local protestors engage in non-cooperation with the filth

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    *springs up in bed* LICENSE PLATES

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    *springs up in bed* LICENSE PLATES

    LOOK AT THIS SHIT

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/licenceplates-driving-ontario-driver-407-1.5466551

    And they had the gall to be like "they're better than the previous Liberal plates!!" When the last license plates were made by the OPC!!

    THEY DIDN'T EVEN RAISE THE LETTERING

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    So apparently a person has been attacking random people with a hockey stick and possibly a baseball bat, leaving them concussed but with all their possessions, for the last few months around the center of Montreal (Laurier to Beaubien, west to Côte des Neiges)

    The police just released surveillance pictures of the suspect today

    So uh be safe, Montrealers

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    *springs up in bed* LICENSE PLATES

    LOOK AT THIS SHIT

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/licenceplates-driving-ontario-driver-407-1.5466551

    And they had the gall to be like "they're better than the previous Liberal plates!!" When the last license plates were made by the OPC!!

    THEY DIDN'T EVEN RAISE THE LETTERING

    Holy shit these are monumentally badly designed

    You couldn’t possibly have designed a plate to let everyone off the hook better if you tried

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh

    Slow news week, eh

    I just pulled up google news and was greeted with the headline "The millenial eco-activists stopping trains are the new colonialists" and now you've read that too so that fulfills my plan to not suffer alone

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    ehh.
    SimBen wrote: »
    So apparently a person has been attacking random people with a hockey stick and possibly a baseball bat, leaving them concussed but with all their possessions, for the last few months around the center of Montreal (Laurier to Beaubien, west to Côte des Neiges)

    The police just released surveillance pictures of the suspect today

    So uh be safe, Montrealers

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh

    Slow news week, eh

    I just pulled up google news and was greeted with the headline "The millenial eco-activists stopping trains are the new colonialists" and now you've read that too so that fulfills my plan to not suffer alone

    I literally haven’t seen a single actual human being on the side of the pipeline/rail companies in this whole mess. I assume things are different in Alberta.

    And can Andrew Scheer just please fuck off forever, god damn it

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I thought he DID I cant believe I heard that wet pustulent voice on the radio today

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    BouwsTBouwsT Wanna come to a super soft birthday party? Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh

    Slow news week, eh

    I just pulled up google news and was greeted with the headline "The millenial eco-activists stopping trains are the new colonialists" and now you've read that too so that fulfills my plan to not suffer alone

    I literally haven’t seen a single actual human being on the side of the pipeline/rail companies in this whole mess. I assume things are different in Alberta.

    And can Andrew Scheer just please fuck off forever, god damn it

    Ohhh there's lots of it here in the praires. One golden copypasta from this morning (spoilered for long)
    Winnipeg Neighbourhood Watch

    ***Copied***
    An Open Letter to ALL “Climate Change” and Canadian energy protesters.

    Dear climate change and energy protesters,

    The MAJORITY of Canadians are sick and tired, and by that, I mean DONE with protesters and energy whining, uneducated cry babies. So, I have a proposal to end this once and for all.

    Next protest, the whole country gets shut down for a week. Yup, you want it changed, well, here we go.

    First, no gas stations. No gas, no diesel, no propane. No driving, no mail, no deliveries, no barbequing. Then, shut down the refineries. Don't need any of that dangerous product on the roads or railways.

    Then, off go the pipelines. No natural gas to your houses, apartments and work places. Good luck and enjoy your freezing cold shower in your apartment and dorms. Oh ya, there would be no water either.

    Then, off goes the electricity because we have natural gas and coal fired plants supplying electricity all winter.

    That ought to put a bit of a damper on you daily life having to go back to cooking on a wood fire, If you can get any food, because the grocery stores will all be out of food with no refrigeration and cooling.

    No stores to shop at with no point of sale registers or computers - also a little hard to shop in the dark.

    Shut the whole system down and let the green parties and these radical protesters show us all how to live better for a week on “Alternative” energy

    Lmfao, I love seeing protesters arriving in fossil fuel powered vehicles instead of on horseback with flags comprising of materials made via oil and gas, cell phones, and wearing clothes made in 3rd world countries probably by child
    labourers. The irony and absolute stupidity of these people and their followers is mind boggling.

    Study this picture closely, now remove everything made either from or with the assistance of Oil and Gas and what would you have left?

    A bunch of naked, out of shape losers freezing in the snow.

    Get a lawn chair and a bag of popcorn ... it will be epic.

    It’s time to restore law and order in Canada and show these radical left wing losers we will NOT allow ourselves or OUR nation to be held hostage.

    Yours Truly,
    The Majority of Canadians.

    Share if you stand with Canada and do NOT support these illegal blockades.

    The frothing at the mouth is insane, but I'm getting really good mileage out of the "Yet you participate in society" meme.

    Between you and me, Peggy, I smoked this Juul and it did UNTHINKABLE things to my mind and body...
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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    *chuckles in hydro power*

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular

    Quebec, however, would like to believe that it is real, due to the hydro-powered agriculture that takes place there, but the PLQ and the CAQ definitively have plans to make it more fake.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular


    Andrew shouldn't you be looking for a job or something

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    For real I thought we were shot of that grinning pig fucker, not that the next unit will grin less or fuck fewer pigs I am sure

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Conservatives are so tedious

    Surely there is something more worthwhile the outgoing leader could be doing

    Although I guess if he was good at his job he wouldn't be outgoing

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    EntriechEntriech ? ? ? ? ? Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    Teck has formally announced they're withdrawing from their proposed oilsands project.
    https://www.teck.com/media/Don-Lindsay-letter-to-Minister-Wilkinson.pdf

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote: »
    Conservatives are so tedious

    Surely there is something more worthwhile the outgoing leader could be doing

    Although I guess if he was good at his job he wouldn't be outgoing

    I mean, now that Trudeau is actually showing to be an unambiguous imperialist, he's no longer calling for a motion of no confidence (huh!), so he needs some other strawman leftists to whine about I guess

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    look SOMEONE's gotta defend the pro-capitalist sentiments of Paw Patrol

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    look SOMEONE's gotta defend the pro-capitalist sentiments of Paw Patrol

    Stolen from the headlines of the beaverton

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    So uh, how are we all doing this week

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh, how are we all doing this week

    not bad so far - I had last week off to recover from eye surgery, and I got permission to start working from home immediately so I've got a head start on the social distancing thing. Between Jerrica being immunocompromised due to her diabetes and her working in a nursing home with even more vulnerable people I am not taking any risks. She'll probably get it through her work eventually anyway, but I don't want to be the one responsible. Otherwise we're well stocked on staple foods and soap, and she got extra insulin in case there's supply chain disruptions or just to avoid visiting pharmacies right now.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh, how are we all doing this week

    This is within walking distance from me. So you know, could be better.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    So uh, how are we all doing this week

    Extremely thankful I bought a bidet attachment for my terlet, because finding TP in Van is a joke rn

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Fuckin wild what a difference a week makes.

    Makes me not look forward to next week!

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