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Which advertising character would make the best room mate

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    TNTrooperTNTrooper Registered User regular
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    Ryan Reynolds is the spokesman for his gin company.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    I was so excited for rathergood to actually be a commercial success

    But what the fuck was quiznos thinking

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9niZjcThX3A

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Real talk

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    WE WILL NOT BE BOTP'd

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    If I can have 2 roomates, the Hippo and Duck from the old Silentnight mattress ads looked like a very nice couple

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWL6CRRTimo

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    The Jolly Green Giant, for the gardening and fresh vegetables
    Mr. Clean strikes me as the type of person who'd tear in to your shit if you didn't maintain a similarly high level of cleanliness.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Quid wrote: »
    Mr. Clean strikes me as the type of person who'd tear in to your shit if you didn't maintain a similarly high level of cleanliness.

    I dunno, he seems pretty friendly and chill in the commercials.

    I imagine him like Agent 47’s twin brother who got super into housekeeping instead of murder. You don’t even notice him doing his thing, then next time you enter your walk-in shower you suddenly realize the glass is crystal clear.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    What about nutrigrain guy?

    https://youtu.be/9h_nJE2nZWM

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9niZjcThX3A

    I don't generally condone trophy hunting, but I want to turn every smug, deviant animal in that commercial into a rug and then throw away the rugs.

    But especially the bear.

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    JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Joe Camel, because I'm also a chain smoker
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9niZjcThX3A

    I only support products that gets animals off sexually.

    When I say "dolphin friendly tuna" I mean the dolphin needs to cum. The tuna, too.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Mr Clean is like a clean freak flatmate who doesn't have the personality of a clean freak flatmate. So he's the best.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    Ah yes, the "unlimited access to cocaine" option

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Oh, of course! I'll room with Alien Jones.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    The easy answer is the real life Wendy, but probably the Vlasic stork or Duke from Bush's beans.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
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    Jedoc wrote: »
    It never gets better. I have hated those miserable scat beasts since I was a child, and every time I see them the loathing is sharp and sparkling.

    I have a theory that if we could isolate and deactivate the gene interactions responsible for finding those bears 'cute' or 'appealing' or 'vaguely tolerable', humanity would become instantly 60% less idiotic and fucked up.
    I admit it's not founded on very much, but i think it's worth trying.
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    The toilet paper is so soft it gives animals orgasms

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=9niZjcThX3A

    I don't generally condone trophy hunting, but I want to turn every smug, deviant animal in that commercial into a rug and then throw away the rugs.

    But especially the bear.

    Wow, here comes the Fun Police! Watch out for Jedoc, I hear he has a "License to Kill... the Thrill"!

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    ESPN has some of the funniest fucking commercials

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I just remembered that the Muppets basically do nothing but commercials now so I’m going to say the Muppets.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Mr. Clean, the house and bathroom are always clean
    Even Crazy Harry?

    https://youtu.be/LfFRiK36dZk

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

    What did Mr Peanut ever do to you?

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    Switch: SW-5185-4991-5118
    PSN: AbEntropy
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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Yes. All of them. If I’m going to be stuck with a fictional character used for ads, let’s just go fucking nuts with it.

    What did Mr Peanut ever do to you?

    I was assaulted!

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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