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KRANCH [bad food]

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    What's the difference between English toffee and other toffee

    I think it's English uses brown sugar or molasses and Toffee is white sugar

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    kilnbornkilnborn Registered User regular
    What's the difference between English toffee and other toffee

    English toffee is called 'butter crunch' in England.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I've never heard of anything called butter crunch

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I have no idea, it tastes like regular toffee to me

    And peanut

    And cavities

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    I heard that in England it is spelled Touffee.

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    I think you mean Worcestershire.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    I think you mean Worcestershire.

    Which is pronounced "Sinjen".

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    i guess instead of quietly retiring their legume mascot, they decided to make a big daal about it.

    this joke is perfect

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    chromdom wrote: »
    I made chili for dinner tonight.
    It was ok, not fantastic. A bit wet.

    I don't think I ate that much, but I feel like I'm gonna die.

    RIP, me.

    This morning was... unfortunate.

    I apologize that I have nothing to contribute re: toffee m&ms (which sound like they should be very good) or peanut jokes. I can only work with what I've got.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    the nice thing about runny chili is you basically just have bean stew.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    I think you mean Worcestershire.

    Which is pronounced "Sinjen".

    Which is itself pronounced "Throat-warbler mangrove."

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    the nice thing about runny chili is you basically just have bean stew.

    No beans in this chili. Meat, onion, garlic, chili powder + spices, and some stock.
    I am not someone who can cook, but this is not even my finest work. The upside is that get another two or three meals out of it.

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Today's dinner involved slices of fried halloumi, and I find myself asking, why don't all dinners involve slices of fried halloumi?

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Where's a good place to buy food and drinks online, like is amazon or am I better off with a specialized service? I wanted to try that cinnamon coke but while I think you can still get it online I can't find it in any local places.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Where's a good place to buy food and drinks online, like is amazon or am I better off with a specialized service? I wanted to try that cinnamon coke but while I think you can still get it online I can't find it in any local places.

    I don't personally trust buying certain things on Amazon for various reasons. The Kroger in the area does grocery delivery as I have thought do I dare be an ass and buy 50+ Dr Pepper when they do their $1 but in a quantity of 4

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    What's the difference between English toffee and other toffee

    Post-colonialism

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    E.Coyote wrote: »
    Gorgonzola crumbles melted on top of a burger is pretty great.

    Garmonbozia, on the other hand, is absolutely the worst burger topping.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Cheese just makes me think of my favorite Mitchell and Webb bit where they argue about how cheese is made.

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    ApocalyptusApocalyptus Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Cheese just makes me think of my favorite Mitchell and Webb bit where they argue about how cheese is made.
    “Did you hear what you just said?! ‘They put the skin on?’”

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    The wages of sin are wicked gastrointestinal distress.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I was pretty on board until the nacho cheese

    That stuff is vile

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was pretty on board until the nacho cheese

    That stuff is vile

    ...

    Choose.

    Your.

    Weapon.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    Just glimpsing that cursed picture is going to put me on the toilet 3-8 times tomorrow

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was pretty on board until the nacho cheese

    That stuff is vile

    ...

    Choose.

    Your.

    Weapon.

    I choose a rubbish bin for all of the nacho cheese to be placed into

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I am really not a fan of nacho cheese/queso.

    I don't trust any cheese that is liquid at room temperature

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am really not a fan of nacho cheese/queso.

    I don't trust any cheese that is liquid at room temperature

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am really not a fan of nacho cheese/queso.

    I don't trust any cheese that is liquid at room temperature

    I font trust anything that is liquid at room temperature.

    I once told a glass of water all my secrets. Two months later it was sleeping with my girlfriend. And I didn’t even have a girlfriend.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Hi. I actually like spaghetti-o’s and those things look disgusting.

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    DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Those two made the right choice in room mate if Mr. Peanut was willing to give his life for them

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    I was pretty on board until the nacho cheese

    That stuff is vile

    ...

    Choose.

    Your.

    Weapon.

    I choose a rubbish bin for all of the nacho cheese to be placed into

    A rubbish bin can potentially be a great weapon.

    It can be a blunt weapon.

    It can be a slashing weapon if it's like old and jagged.

    Also "poison" if rusty.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Nah. They trusted someone who goes everywhere in a top hat and monocle. Saying they made the right choice is like saying that someone made the right choice to room with the dude wearing a bloodstained sweatsuit and carrying around a butcher knife all the time just because he made them a delicious fish dinner.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Cut the branch

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Nah. They trusted someone who goes everywhere in a top hat and monocle. Saying they made the right choice is like saying that someone made the right choice to room with the dude wearing a bloodstained sweatsuit and carrying around a butcher knife all the time just because he made them a delicious fish dinner.

    If I had a top hat and a monocle you better believe I’d wear them all over.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Nah. They trusted someone who goes everywhere in a top hat and monocle. Saying they made the right choice is like saying that someone made the right choice to room with the dude wearing a bloodstained sweatsuit and carrying around a butcher knife all the time just because he made them a delicious fish dinner.

    If I had a top hat and a monocle you better believe I’d wear them all over.

    But they go on your head?

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    "Buffalo Chicken"

    Okay

    "Nacho"

    And I'm out.

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