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[Phalla] Lunacy Interesting Times!

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    :/

    Sir Fab

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Still battling illness and deadlines at work. If I have enough energy I'll send out roles tonight if not tomorrow at work should be possible. I apologize again for the delay.

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Still battling illness and deadlines at work. If I have enough energy I'll send out roles tonight if not tomorrow at work should be possible. I apologize again for the delay.

    It's all good 38th, take care of yourself!

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    Deadlines are the worst. I have 10000 words to write by Thursday, and I should really start that

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Arasaki wrote: »
    Deadlines are the worst. I have 10000 words to write by Thursday, and I should really start that

    “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”

    There you go. 12 to start you out

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    “But what do ‘best’ and ‘worst’ really mean? Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘best’ as...”

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    ArasakiArasaki Registered User regular
    Well if you count the 40 pages of test results and graphs I already have 2.6k done

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Rude of your job to give you a deadline on your illness. :|

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Opening Narration:

    The moon is at a normal distance from earth.
    The moon is New.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

    The secret order of Moon Mages had existed in humanity for as long as humans could look at the sky. With the power to use the magic of the moon they could have ruled humanity as gods. Their society stressed the importance of stewardship and so they only used their power for maintenance and protection. The atrocities committed in the modern era split this order in half. Half of the moon mages thought that their vows demanded they intercede to save lives, half thought that such intercession violated their vows. The moon mages continued to maintain the world, but they were increasingly agitated at the various unhappy realities of life. When humanity seemed unwilling to address the changing climate a group of moon mages forsook their vows and started to use their power over the moon to fix things. The rest of moon mage society were forced to take action against the corrupt oath breakers.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    All roles should be out day will end at 3:00 pm Eastern Time tomorrow which by my reckoning is Thursday? I think. Been a long week. In that vein, if you haven't gotten a role, if your role has blanks in it, or if something is confusing let me know. Apologies in advance.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Green

    because it's the name that's most fun to make bold red.

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I'm an astronaut.
    Pschoooooooo

    Obifett

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Oh man just once I wish I weren’t mafia.

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    discrider wrote: »
    I'm an astronaut.
    Pschoooooooo

    Obifett

    I started last game by trying to break this cycle

    and even though you were the one that got the better end of that deal

    I'd still rather break it because this has become tiring

    So lets go with Green

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    BluecyanBluecyan Buzz.. Buzz Buzz? BUZZ! Buzz buzz BuzzRegistered User regular
    Alright lunatics, lets get this started!

    So, with little real information, seems like we have two levers that can move the up and down (like a hot air balloon) and forward/backwards in time (unlike a hot air balloon). The clear thing to do in this case is to move the time forward three days and the moon as close as possible.

    At least that's what this kid in a mask was advocating and if you can't trust strange people in masks, who can you trust?!

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    hard agree.
    i think the moon and the earth should be great friends.

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Do you want werewolves? Because that’s how you get werewolves, Lucedes

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Sir Fab you will not get passed me again!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Everyone knows werewolves are based on the phase of the moon, not it's distance AustinP

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    AustinP0027AustinP0027 Registered User regular
    Sounds to me like something a werewolf would know

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    discrider wrote: »
    I'm an astronaut.
    Pschoooooooo

    Obifett

    I started last game by trying to break this cycle

    and even though you were the one that got the better end of that deal

    I'd still rather break it because this has become tiring

    So lets go with Green

    This game seems to be all about the tiring cycles though.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    HELLO FELLOW MOON MAGES, I AM PLEASED TO BE A PART OF THIS GREAT GATHERING.

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    When the moon hits your eye ....!

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Mamawolf

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    Everyone knows werewolves are based on the phase of the moon, not it's distance AustinP

    I have a klaive blessed by my ancestor, the great Ahroun...

    Nah, I can't do it. Werewolf: the Apocalypse-speak still reads as ridiculous.

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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    Do you want werewolves?

    i sure do :winky:

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    wildcat. Why are you so wild, are you some kind of were-cat?

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I feel like I should vote for Locus based on recent events but I'll be danged if I remember which events those are.

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    MamaWolfMamaWolf The wolf pack guides all to safetyRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    []Mamawolf

    I call discrimination! Just cause I'm a wolf, doesn't make me a were-wolf!

    "May the moon watch over you and keep you safe through the night, 'till the morning comes and MamaWolf can protect you through the day"
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    Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    I am wary about moving the moon too close because of the "Cataclysmic Apocalypse" step in the order of actions.

    And I guess Zombie Hero.

    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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    LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    i'm pretty concerned about the ??? in the order of actions but i'm hoping it's just where moon manipulation fits in.

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    When they say move the moon closer, how close are they talking?

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    I think I owe Sir Fab a vote from last game.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    IGNORE ME!

    Bedlam on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Nobody tell Bedlam.
    Sir Fabulous even.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGQXZjisltE

    A tired prinny straddles up to the desolate mountain peak as the new moon hides in the sky.
    His heart swells with anticipation.
    Will he ever find redemption?
    Will he ever see his family again?

    Suddenly, the self described Zombie Hero shoves our fair prinny deep off the cliffside.

    "Nooo! I can't fly!
    Someone avenge this foul deed!
    Can someone in the netherworld stop this dangerous hero!'

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Oh sure, Moon Media likes to tell us
    "The moon is at a normal distance from earth.
    The moon is New."

    What is this nonsense?
    We know the gah dang moon is old.
    Old enough for heaven.
    Old enough for all the generations of folk to stare up at the sky and wonder if they'll ever be able to get a slice of that fine sweet cheese cake in the sky.
    How the hell is THAT normal.

    I'm not the wisest moon obsessed penguin, but I know this!
    That sweetness aint good for us all at once.
    You can over eat!
    You wanna dine on that pie slowly, deliberately.
    Roll that tart over your tongue, and swallow with a satisfied smile.
    What I'm saying is, I'll eat the oldest dang cheese cake in existence, just give me time.
    Fuck. Cheese cake is good.
    What was I going on about?

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    discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Cheese cake?
    That's not what I was told.
    https://youtu.be/5a6zAtjf7ik

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Oh sure, Moon Media likes to tell us
    "The moon is at a normal distance from earth.
    The moon is New."

    What is this nonsense?
    We know the gah dang moon is old.
    Old enough for heaven.
    Old enough for all the generations of folk to stare up at the sky and wonder if they'll ever be able to get a slice of that fine sweet cheese cake in the sky.
    How the hell is THAT normal.

    I'm not the wisest moon obsessed penguin, but I know this!
    That sweetness aint good for us all at once.
    You can over eat!
    You wanna dine on that pie slowly, deliberately.
    Roll that tart over your tongue, and swallow with a satisfied smile.
    What I'm saying is, I'll eat the oldest dang cheese cake in existence, just give me time.
    Fuck. Cheese cake is good.
    What was I going on about?

    IS THIS A... MOON PIE?

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