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Shakira or J Lo? The Eternal Question

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  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    J Lo
    Andy Reid’s got a Booty and his Hips Don’t Lie

    Seriously totp?

    Captain Inertia on
  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Un mojito?

    No.

    Dos mojitos.

    I rest my case.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    There is no “Porque no los dos?” option and I am fucking furious.

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    sarukun wrote: »
    There is no “Porque no los dos?” option and I am fucking furious.

    Your anger sustains me

  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira had about 3 million friends on MySpace in 2005 and did not accept my request.

    Though I was hurt, Shakira is still the correct answer. It showed taste and good judgment if anything.

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    J Lo
    I'm going with Jenny from the Block, mostly because of the clear bias in the op.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    sarukun wrote: »
    There is no “Porque no los dos?” option and I am fucking furious.

    Your anger sustains me

    It will right up until I club you in the side of the head with it.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited February 2020
    J Lo
    I’m glad I picked correctly

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    I had a lot of fun with Shakira’s set but as soon as JLo showed up in that outfit I stood up and screamed ICONIC and she just kept delivering

  • UrsusUrsus Registered User regular
    Shakira
    How is this a question? Shakira all the way. Since this is football: j lo might be Peyton Manning or drew brees but Shakira is Brady/belichik. Shakira is just mc hammer all the way.

    I mean Jesus, I call my wife shakira when are getting it on because, in her words, “if you think I’m as hot as shakira do whatever the fuck you want with me”*

    *except butt stuff

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Shakira
    Shakira locked it down tonight. Everyone who voted for J Lo was proven wrong.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Who?

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    I had no idea until today that they were performing at the Super Bowl. I am very out of touch.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Shakira
    I'm still trying to process that Shakira is 43 and J Lo is 50.

    Like my brain knows this, but watching the half time show my eyes were telling my brain that it's a big dummy that doesn't know anything.

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  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira definitely showed herself to be the better performer at this stage, but J Lo was most iconic. In either case, it was a great show, and they were both used well.

  • burboburbo Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Also, J Lo had the moment of the performance singing "Born in the USA" while wearing the Puseto Rican flag as a boa.

  • davidsdurionsdavidsdurions Your Trusty Meatshield Panhandle NebraskaRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    H0b0man wrote: »
    I'm still trying to process that Shakira is 43 and J Lo is 50.

    Like my brain knows this, but watching the half time show my eyes were telling my brain that it's a big dummy that doesn't know anything.

    I wish I was taking video when we explained to my 6 year old that mommy and daddy are younger than those ladies dancing on tv.

    She did not believe us.

  • BizazedoBizazedo Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira's birthday was also yesterday, so how can anyone vote against her on her birthday?

    Rude.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Hoo lordy that halftime show

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Miami.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    where

    was

    pitbull

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    where

    was

    pitbull

    He partied himself out doing 2 of his 3 known songs during the pre-game stuff.

    My question with it being Miami is where was the Gloria Estefan homage/shout out?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Young people do not know who Gloria is any more.

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    sarukun wrote: »
    Young people do not know who Gloria is any more.

    Maybe, but you can be damn sure Jenny from the Block and Shakira do.

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Saw an interview where she said she’s done it twice and that’s enough.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited February 2020
    Larlar
    sarukun wrote: »
    Young people do not know who Gloria is any more.

    Maybe, but you can be damn sure Jenny from the Block and Shakira do.

    Shakira’s producer is Gloria’s husband, so, yeah.

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  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    rhylith wrote: »
    Saw an interview where she said she’s done it twice and that’s enough.

    I can certainly respect that.

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Shakira
    My only comment for the halftime show was "Ok, so Jackson's nip slip was "bad", but there is totally nothing wrong with this. No sir"

    I don't care either way, but I'm amused at where the line is on whether something is pornographic or just riské

  • BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Shakira
    Kruite wrote: »
    My only comment for the halftime show was "Ok, so Jackson's nip slip was "bad", but there is totally nothing wrong with this. No sir"

    I don't care either way, but I'm amused at where the line is on whether something is pornographic or just riské

    I'm pretty sure what Shakira did with that length of rope would be considered illegal in some of the more prudish states in the union.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Larlar
    Let a woman have her length of rope you cowards.

  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Shakira
    No one likes to push rope sarukun

  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    My only comment for the halftime show was "Ok, so Jackson's nip slip was "bad", but there is totally nothing wrong with this. No sir"

    I don't care either way, but I'm amused at where the line is on whether something is pornographic or just riské

    Jackson was like 20 years ago. More people have realized that was overblown and stupid.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    rhylith wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    My only comment for the halftime show was "Ok, so Jackson's nip slip was "bad", but there is totally nothing wrong with this. No sir"

    I don't care either way, but I'm amused at where the line is on whether something is pornographic or just riské

    Jackson was like 20 years ago. More people have realized that was overblown and stupid.

    Also there was no risk of slippage. Lots of sheer, flesh colored fabrics going on in all those outfits.

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  • ZxerolZxerol for the smaller pieces, my shovel wouldn't do so i took off my boot and used my shoeRegistered User regular
    That Shakira+J.Lo collab was way too hot for the NFL.

    Bring back Maroon 5.

  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Athenor wrote: »
    rhylith wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    My only comment for the halftime show was "Ok, so Jackson's nip slip was "bad", but there is totally nothing wrong with this. No sir"

    I don't care either way, but I'm amused at where the line is on whether something is pornographic or just riské

    Jackson was like 20 years ago. More people have realized that was overblown and stupid.

    Also there was no risk of slippage. Lots of sheer, flesh colored fabrics going on in all those outfits.

    Also if any of what happened in that halftime show looked pornographic to you then you are watching some lame-ass pornography, raise your standards people.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    It mostly just looked weird, what with the swarm of men cosplaying as Leeloo from 5th Element writhing around on the floor

  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Shakira Shakira

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    Coran Attack!
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Shakira
    Well Mr. Peanut being dead didn't last long!

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