I definitely wrote “it sucked” as the last sentence in my terrible joke.
Wtf?!
Sabotaged by BIG VACUUM!?
Just let it die, son.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
so a punk, a rabbi, and a tailor walk into a restaurant and they no i cant do this anymore its meaningless all of this is meaningless one day we stop one day everyone stops one day everything stops existence is a cruel joke perpetrated by a cruel and malevolent deity
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RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
so a punk, a rabbi, and a tailor walk into a restaurant and they no i cant do this anymore its meaningless all of this is meaningless one day we stop one day everyone stops one day everything stops existence is a cruel joke perpetrated by a cruel and malevolent deity
Refresh my memory-- you can tell the key by looking at a half-note below the last sharp? (And D major would be a half note above the last sharp?)
That's for major keys, yes. Go down a whole step from the last sharp for minor. B is a whole step below the last sharp (C#).
For flats, the second to last one is the major key. The minor key is a major 3rd above the last flat or a minor third below the second to last flat. Unless there is only one flat in which case there is no second to last flat. I don't like either of the above methods because they don't teach you anything about the relationship between the keys. It's a shortcut.
A major key and it's relative natural minor both have the same key signature and consequently, the same scale. Better ways to figure out relative keys is counting to a different scale degree (6th of a major scale gives you the relative minor and 3rd of a minor scale gives you the relative major), or using the circle of 5ths (3 towards the sharp side tells you the relative minor and 3 to the flat side tells you the relative major). These methods help with understanding the circle of 5ths and scales. Much more useful.
MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
I would like to apologize, Home Depot guy. As someone who has worked retail, I should know better.
Me browsing the table of discounted house numbers, picking up an '9': "Say, do you have any sixes?"
Home Depot Guy: "Hmm,, let me check..."
Me flipping the 9 upside down: "Oh, never mind."
HDG: "Ahhh!"
Are you looking to tender some performance? Cause I’m ready, willing, and sufficient to satisfy.
Hey girl, are you a bar review class? Because I would pay $3500 for you to talk to me for a short amount of time.
Are your shareholders liable for your corporate debts? Because I’d like to pierce your veil.
Are you intro to property law? Because I bet you can make me cry and waste countless hours of my life.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
Westlaw and chill?
Are you the country residence from Jacob & Youngs v. Kent? Cuz I’m tryna put a pipe in you.
You must be a long arm statute cause you could grab me anywhere.
Are you equity, cause I’ll make you come with clean hands.
Oh baby, I’ll give you so much due process, standing will be the only issue.
Are you the Court of Appeals because I’m tryna get overturned.
I’m not in Big Law, but I got a big… Ego and Major Depression, please tell me I’m pretty.
Is your name Lexis? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you confidential files? Because I’d like to examine you in camera.
Girl, are you a burden shifting test? Cause what’s that butt for?
Hi, are you my legal fees? Because you’re way too high and clearly taking advantage of me.
Damn boy, is your ass Informal Rulemaking under the Administrative Procedure Act? Because I just had to Notice and Comment.
Are you petitioning for cert? Because you’re appealing to me.
If you’re Tompkins, I’m the Erie railroad cause I’m crushing on you.
Something something dictum. Sleep with me.
Are you a porter for Long Island Railroad? Cause you make my head spin.
In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you won’t have standing.
Baby, if you were a contract, you’d be the fine print.
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I could never tell a joke about a vacuum cleaner, I'd be too worried about it sucking.
It just blows
The problem is, it’s going to take trillions of years to clean all the vacuum and by the time it’s finished it will be time to start over.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I definitely wrote “it sucked” as the last sentence in my terrible joke.
Wtf?!
Nature abhors a vacuum joke.
Just let it die, son.
Nature sucks.
taglined: Vacuum cleaners suck because they blow
that's not a pun or joke or anything, I am just very irresponsible with vacuums
There are a number of vacuum models with shallow inlets that are...infamous, let's just say.
It's a misdirect tho, the real mystery of Scary Movie is why you think it had a plot
As a photographer, I should reach out to one of these vacuum models.
Refresh my memory-- you can tell the key by looking at a half-note below the last sharp? (And D major would be a half note above the last sharp?)
Have zero knowledge of music outside of that singing nanny.
I mean, if you've already experienced the absolute apex of human musicality, you don't really need to know more.
Yeah each sharp adds a semitone under the first note of the scale, so the key of D adds C#.
Then you get to the relative minor by going three semitones down from the first note of the major scale, so
D -> C# -> C -> B
B minor is relative to D major.
For those who aren’t music theory dorks, B minor and D major are the same scales, but they start on different notes (B and D, respectively).
I'll get the knots ready :twisted:
The introduction of ambient occlusion effects in video games was pretty shady.
That's for major keys, yes. Go down a whole step from the last sharp for minor. B is a whole step below the last sharp (C#).
For flats, the second to last one is the major key. The minor key is a major 3rd above the last flat or a minor third below the second to last flat. Unless there is only one flat in which case there is no second to last flat. I don't like either of the above methods because they don't teach you anything about the relationship between the keys. It's a shortcut.
A major key and it's relative natural minor both have the same key signature and consequently, the same scale. Better ways to figure out relative keys is counting to a different scale degree (6th of a major scale gives you the relative minor and 3rd of a minor scale gives you the relative major), or using the circle of 5ths (3 towards the sharp side tells you the relative minor and 3 to the flat side tells you the relative major). These methods help with understanding the circle of 5ths and scales. Much more useful.
Silence, brandy.
Me browsing the table of discounted house numbers, picking up an '9': "Say, do you have any sixes?"
Home Depot Guy: "Hmm,, let me check..."
Me flipping the 9 upside down: "Oh, never mind."
HDG: "Ahhh!"
Poor guy did the got me! look and everything.
And today's:
People who get etymology and entomology mixed up bug me in ways I can't put into words.
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