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[Webcomics] Marys and Wilburs and Cagle Cats, oh my!

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    Meh. It's just dyin. Not like you'll be conscious of the nothingness. It's hard to be afraid of death when you have X-TREME SADBOI SYNDROME tbh. I mean I get it, death is scary in a lot of ways, the great unknown and all that, but I dunno. I'd worry more about the folks I leave behind than myself.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Meh. It's just dyin. Not like you'll be conscious of the nothingness. It's hard to be afraid of death when you have X-TREME SADBOI SYNDROME tbh. I mean I get it, death is scary in a lot of ways, the great unknown and all that, but I dunno. I'd worry more about the folks I leave behind than myself.

    I just like existing too much to want it to ever stop. I have a very, very flawed idea of what it's like (going under sedation for operations), and that's fucking terrifying enough and I do not want to experience the much more permanent version of that.

    Hell, if I could eliminate my need to sleep too that'd also be great

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  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    Here's the thing though; being struck floating in space for all eternity sounds boring, but you can still think, you still exist. I'd still prefer an eternity of boredom over oblivion.

    “I do not want to die, Croaker. All that I am shrieks against the unrighteousness of death. All that I am, was, and probably will be, is shaped by my passion to evade the end of me.”

    My wife had us fill out our medical power of attorney paperwork and other related things the other night and when I told her I wanted to be kept alive at any cost, even if I was going to be in a permanent vegetative state and she could divorce me and move on with her life if that happened, she was like, "Shouldn't you talk to a therapist about that?" And I was like what, because I don't want to ever die? Psssh, fuck that. And she replied with, "Shouldn't you accept the inevitable?" and I told her that if/when I die, I am going to die screaming (metaphorically if not literally)
    I dunno, permanent vegetative state is like, sure, your body is maintaining homeostasis, but you are dead. Just spending thousands or millions to keep a potato warm at that point.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    SLyM wrote: »
    Here's the thing though; being struck floating in space for all eternity sounds boring, but you can still think, you still exist. I'd still prefer an eternity of boredom over oblivion.

    “I do not want to die, Croaker. All that I am shrieks against the unrighteousness of death. All that I am, was, and probably will be, is shaped by my passion to evade the end of me.”

    My wife had us fill out our medical power of attorney paperwork and other related things the other night and when I told her I wanted to be kept alive at any cost, even if I was going to be in a permanent vegetative state and she could divorce me and move on with her life if that happened, she was like, "Shouldn't you talk to a therapist about that?" And I was like what, because I don't want to ever die? Psssh, fuck that. And she replied with, "Shouldn't you accept the inevitable?" and I told her that if/when I die, I am going to die screaming (metaphorically if not literally)
    I dunno, permanent vegetative state is like, sure, your body is maintaining homeostasis, but you are dead. Just spending thousands or millions to keep a potato warm at that point.

    That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    scissors girl is a straight up asshole

  • pentium166pentium166 Registered User regular
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    People like to talk a lot of shit about immortality like fuckin boohoo I'll get bored boohoo everyone I know will die like I am bored and everyone I know is dying and I have my own almost certainly stupid embarrassing death to look forward to maybe let's give immortality a shot and see what happens I will take one for the team make me immortal and I will report back in ten thousand years

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Okay! That's it! You're making me post the Kars video!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkX38meVNxU

    THAT's what'll happen to YOU if you become IMMORTAL.

    Children's rights are human rights.
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Good! Sounds interesting! Maybe if I exist long enough I'll get to meet God and kick Him in the bawbag

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    Okay! That's it! You're making me post the Kars video!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkX38meVNxU

    THAT's what'll happen to YOU if you become IMMORTAL.

    You just have to be careful and not pick fights with any protagonists and you'll be fine.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    From that Krekalie bloke, apparently:
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  • Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
    Will Mary Cagle ever get Bud's hair to look like flower petals and not noodles? Excited to find out!

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    IT'S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU

  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    And here I thought Alicio was going to be a permanent thing.

  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    this fight was absolutely never part of the plan

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    The cop wins

    yaaay

  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    So how is White Chain able to maintain their form without the stone body?

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    So how is White Chain able to maintain their form without the stone body?

    White Chain has a fire umbilical cord to the stone body.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    I haven't read the webcomic from the beginning but WC's deal brings this classic panel to mind.

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    this is also the prime time for white chain to have to learn to let go of the traditions of the angels and denounce her stone body

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    That final line from Allison

    I think that's gonna hit harder than any of the attacks the two have exchanged

  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    So....WC wins the tournament?

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Other angel is still around, and Cio. But they aren't contestants maybe?

  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
  • GrogGrog My sword is only steel in a useful shape.Registered User regular
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    kc green
    bringing us a stirring tale of sibling rivalry


  • swordscomicswordscomic Registered User new member

    Rapier Tapir is OP mary sue character. Clearly an author self-insertion :P

    I've never considered this possibility, but now I may need to kill him off to avoid everyone thinking that's the case.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    Go all in on it and have the tapir write an old timey novel titled Swords, only for the book to kill them.

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    If I could draw like the artist of Tiger, Tiger, I would feel most accomplished at art. If I could draw half as well as them, I could still make a career out of it. I love ‘em.

  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I must say that is some fairly weak tea coming from someone who just obliterated ten thousand opponents in a lunatic bloodthirsty gladitorial ultramurdermatch

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    hello yes this is what i am in to

  • Endless_SerpentsEndless_Serpents Registered User regular
    That’s the face I make before I post anything.

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