My wife was only slightly amused by a couple of those lawyer pickup lines. Success!
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Just came up with this series of horrible puns, including a hidden triple-decker. I hope it lightens your souls.
Before he got into the evil sorcerer/fight promoter game, Shang Tsung had other jobs. First he was a shoemaker, but that wasn't a good fit. Then he was a fishmonger, but the business was soon underwater. But the worst he ever bombed was as the ambassador from North Korea to South Korea.
That reminds me of one of my favorite words that nobody has heard.
Ambisinister. It's a real word.
It's such a great word, because it's the opposite of ambidextrous (e.g., "two right [and therefore strong and capable] hands"). The idea still exists in modern English in the idiom "two left feet," we just don't apply it much to hands anymore.
The following pun will probably only land well with anyone with knowledge of towns in Norfolk, England:
About to leave work, and we're commenting on the weather, and the fact that someone earlier mentioned the forecast was that it would be snowing an hour after we left. A quick check on the internet, and it instead says hail showers for the next 3 hours. We all look out the window, to see clear skies.
I turn to the others and say, "Nah, it's fake news. Unless it's a few miles away. Then it's Fakenham news."
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I was at a business dinner once and a co-worker brought up that her husband worked in a place that made industrial drills and I said that must be really boring and nobody got it.
A member of the technical support team had been asking a supplier about whether X chemical is the same as Y chemical, given that one is apparently a rebranded version of the other. The supplier responded with "Yeah, but no," which is not exactly helpful. Given the paradoxical answer, I compared it to a certain well-known term.
It wasn't until a few seconds after the laughs started that I realized I'd said "Schrödinger's Cat-alyst."
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This one reminds me of one of the few jokes I can actually remember off the top of my head.
"I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both lefts. Which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right."
Do you suspect sinister motives?
Ambisinister. It's a real word.
Before he got into the evil sorcerer/fight promoter game, Shang Tsung had other jobs. First he was a shoemaker, but that wasn't a good fit. Then he was a fishmonger, but the business was soon underwater. But the worst he ever bombed was as the ambassador from North Korea to South Korea.
This left me speechless.
It's only February
It's such a great word, because it's the opposite of ambidextrous (e.g., "two right [and therefore strong and capable] hands"). The idea still exists in modern English in the idiom "two left feet," we just don't apply it much to hands anymore.
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I'm livid.
a corduroy pillow sounds fucking awful
About to leave work, and we're commenting on the weather, and the fact that someone earlier mentioned the forecast was that it would be snowing an hour after we left. A quick check on the internet, and it instead says hail showers for the next 3 hours. We all look out the window, to see clear skies.
I turn to the others and say, "Nah, it's fake news. Unless it's a few miles away. Then it's Fakenham news."
Let's snout do this again.
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Yeah, we'll just make a pig's ear of it.
It's just casting pearls before swine.
I'm bacon out of this thread until the pork puns subside.
Now that was an eye opening experience (about how bad my poison ivy allergy had gotten)
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They can backup everything to the cloud.
Misery loves company.
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I can't help but feel like this would have made a better weed joke.
High Koalaty weed.
A member of the technical support team had been asking a supplier about whether X chemical is the same as Y chemical, given that one is apparently a rebranded version of the other. The supplier responded with "Yeah, but no," which is not exactly helpful. Given the paradoxical answer, I compared it to a certain well-known term.
It wasn't until a few seconds after the laughs started that I realized I'd said "Schrödinger's Cat-alyst."
They're full of capsizin'.