How is a walking hen like a conspiracy?
It is a foul proceeding...
Why is twice eleven like twice ten? Because twice eleven is twenty-two, and twice ten is twenty too.
A farmer in the neighbourhood of Doncaster was lately met by his landlord, who accosted him thus: --
'John, I intend to raise your rent;' to which John replied, 'Sir, I'm very much obliged to you, for I cannot raise it myself.'
The rest are racist or sexist.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
The italics really sell the joke. It's like stage directions for "lean in, waggle eyebrows, talk louder and slower."
I went to the doctor today and they came back and told me I was healthy but I would need to stop masturbating. I asked why and they said because it was extremely distracting.
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MichaelLCIn what furnace was thy brain?ChicagoRegistered Userregular
London police recently arrested a man selling "eternal youth" pills.
Sadly he's been booked on the same charges before in 1679, 1784, 1856, and 1990.
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
This weekend is adventurous:
And I interjected with no hesitation with
“THESE PARENTS ARE TIIIIIIRED” in my best Alicia Keys
Nobody laughed
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
It's going to be Excel Lent.
People with leap day birthdays: HA HA IM FOUR TODAY! :rotate:
When your house is full and you roll six deep:
I mentioned that it was a real high note in that scientist's career
Curse the man who invented helium! Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen!
How is a walking hen like a conspiracy?
It is a foul proceeding...
Why is twice eleven like twice ten? Because twice eleven is twenty-two, and twice ten is twenty too.
A farmer in the neighbourhood of Doncaster was lately met by his landlord, who accosted him thus: --
'John, I intend to raise your rent;' to which John replied, 'Sir, I'm very much obliged to you, for I cannot raise it myself.'
The rest are racist or sexist.
Sadly he's been booked on the same charges before in 1679, 1784, 1856, and 1990.
Two drunkards are discussing over a bad phone line:
"Yes, I may have the coronavirus, I'll have to live in quarantine."
The other replies:
"Why yes, I'd love to live at the canteen!"
== END JOKE ==
Monday, March 2nd
Tuesday, March 3rd
Wednesday, March 4th
Thursday, March 5th
Friday, March 6th
Weekend, March 7th/8th
De nada.
Now Im hoping for a twist of Lyme.
What do you call Harvey Weinstein going to prison for 23 years?
Fuck I keep coming back to this, it is so, so good.
In support of Coronavirus Lockdown we are only telling inside jokes!
This is the best and I have already inflicted it on others.
Spider in my house used to work in programming, but got tired of hunting bugs all the time.
Because it’s always salmon else’s fault.