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THE TOURNAMENT BEGINS (RULES, BITCHING)

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    I'm pulling for the underdog.

    Taskmaster to win it in 06!

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Fight 5:

    A:
    Captain Nazi: 17
    Lady Shiva: 27

    B:
    Green Goblin: 43
    Hobgoblin: 1

    C:
    Mastermind: 31
    Purple Man: 13

    D:
    Gentleman Ghost: 37
    Absorbing Man: 6


    Fight 6:

    A:
    Bullseye: 40
    Blob: 4

    B:
    Grodd: 32
    Tombstone: 12

    C:
    Solomon Grundy: 22
    Omega Red: 22

    D:
    Deathstroke: 13
    Taskmaster: 31


    Taskmaster ain't exactly the underdog in this one. I'm almost tempted to give Goblin 44 and pretend no one would vote for Hobgoblin.

    P.S. Better Red than dead!

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    Scooter wrote:

    P.S. Better Red than dead!
    boo

    booooooooooooo

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    My God Grundy and Red.

    D:

    (I meant for the whole tourney, Scooter)

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  • awesome_andyawesome_andy Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Yes, go Red and TaskMaster!
    Are the recaps coming after this whole bracket?

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited November 2006
    Is Doom even doing recaps?

    If not, someone should.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2006
    If Doom does not, I will.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Beaver, you may chronicle the events. Doom needs a tiebreaker vote.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Grundy on a Monday.

    Such a Funday.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Very well, Grundy wins.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I like your style, Doom.

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  • TaskmasterTaskmaster Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Beaver, you may chronicle the events. Doom needs a tiebreaker vote.

    Fuck that and fuck him. I'm the one with the photographic memory, I'll be telling the recounts.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Man Fuck you guys.

    Purple man dammit.


    I warned you.

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  • Bad KarmaBad Karma Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Shit..I just realized that Black Adam didn't make it into the final list. Sad am I.

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hey you know what I just realized
    if somebody had said something about the shade's vulnerability to fire during the last tournament then he wouldn't have made it past the third round

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    his what to what


    why did nobody mention this

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What what?

    Damnit people.

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    it totally just occurred to me today
    in one of his journals that's in the fourth trade he mentions a big theater fire
    an actress he likes is stuck in it but he can't get to her
    Yet fire is not my friend, nor that of the creatures I create from the shadows, so I was powerless to do anything but sit there and await the bad news.

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  • Captain CanuckCaptain Canuck Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    if I'd've re-read the trades two months ago we wouldn't be in this mess!

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Know what would be a great matchup, totally not in the rules of this match (since it's between a hero and villain) ?

    Hulk vs. Bizarro. Televized debate. No physical contact allowed.

    Subject would be...who would win in an actual fight.

    Would this be a great contest to behold, or am I just crazy?

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hey you know what I just realized
    if somebody had said something about the shade's vulnerability to fire during the last tournament then he wouldn't have made it past the third round
    I don't remember that part.

    Given that, I'm guessing it's not meant to be a weakness on par with Martian Manhunter's?

    Keep in mind that Jonn ultimately didn't even lose to someone who could produce fire.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Super early results:

    Fight 7:

    A:
    Doctor Doom: 6
    Bizarro: 0

    B:
    Poison Ivy: 3
    Doctor Octopus: 3

    C:
    Mystique: 6
    Ragdoll: 0

    D:
    Electro: 6
    Sportsmaster: 0


    Fight 8:

    A:
    Spot: 2
    MODOK: 4

    B:
    Nimrod: 5
    Zoom: 1

    C:
    Mysterio: 6
    Two-Face: 0

    D:
    Abomination: 5
    Metallo: 1


    Man, did Bizarro ever get himself into the wrong fight. But then, it had to be somebody.

    BIZARRO AM CHAMPION

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hey you know what I just realized
    if somebody had said something about the shade's vulnerability to fire during the last tournament then he wouldn't have made it past the third round
    Actually, spectre-x would have just refused such a weakness existed and called everyone who thought it did stupid.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Gogo Nimrod!

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    hey you know what I just realized
    if somebody had said something about the shade's vulnerability to fire during the last tournament then he wouldn't have made it past the third round
    Actually, spectre-x would have just refused such a weakness existed and called everyone who thought it did stupid.

    Fuck you, shitfucker, that's not what I do. What I do is this: I look at each contestant and their powers and personalities and weaknesses, and I pick the winner accordingly. If I'd known about the Shade's weakness to fire, I would have adjusted my picks accordingly.

    So fuck you, asshole.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oh shit.


    Burn.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Yeah, I'm reading through Starman now.

    [spoiler:80fdd418fb]At one point a guy from the family shade pissed off knocks him out and leaves him in front of a fireplace, and then goes on a tirade about how great it's going to be to kill him. Shade's response is "That only works when I'm surrounded by fire you imbecile." and then he kills him.[/spoiler:80fdd418fb]

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Current results by my count:

    Doom: 16
    Bizarro: 4

    Ivy: 14
    Doc Ock: 6

    Mystique: 20
    Ragdoll: 0

    Electro: 19
    Sportsman: 1

    MODOK: 14
    Spot: 6

    Nimrod: 12
    Zoom: 8

    Mysterio: 17
    Two-Face: 3

    Abomination: 17
    Metallo: 3

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Dinnertime results:

    Fight 7:

    A:
    Doctor Doom: 26
    Bizarro: 4

    B:
    Poison Ivy: 24
    Doctor Octopus: 6

    C:
    Mystique: 30
    Ragdoll: 0

    D:
    Electro: 28
    Sportsmaster: 2


    Fight 8:

    A:
    Spot: 9
    MODOK: 21

    B:
    Nimrod: 17
    Zoom: 13

    C:
    Mysterio: 26
    Two-Face: 4

    D:
    Abomination: 27
    Metallo: 3


    Looks like the Nimrod/Zoom fight will continue to be the contested one. Glad at least one of my noms gets to kick ass in one fight.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Know what would be a great matchup, totally not in the rules of this match (since it's between a hero and villain) ?

    Hulk vs. Bizarro. Televized debate. No physical contact allowed.

    Subject would be...who would win in an actual fight.

    Would this be a great contest to behold, or am I just crazy?

    That would be amazing.
    Actually, spectre-x would have just refused such a weakness existed and called everyone who thought it did stupid.
    Well I don't think it'd be Spectre-X. Jordyn is the one who insisted that "NO GUYS, DESPITE SEEING HIM REACT FEARFULLY TO EVEN A SMALL FLAME, MM IS NOT THAT WEAK TO FIRE THAT HE FREAKS OUT OVER IT."

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Well I don't think it'd be Spectre-X. Jordyn is the one who insisted that "NO GUYS, DESPITE SEEING HIM REACT FEARFULLY TO EVEN A SMALL FLAME, MM IS NOT THAT WEAK TO FIRE THAT HE FREAKS OUT OVER IT."

    To be fair, sometimes a small flame significantly weakens martians (like when Batman made a ring of fire to beat up three white martians) and sometimes a martian can be completely engulfed in flame and still not be hurt (like when J'onn got lit up by nanobots). Then there's the whole thing about it having never been firmly established as to whether J'onn's fire weakness is a physical thing inherent to his race, or a mental thing gained from seeing the millions of funeral pyres burning across the surface of Mars. J'onn's powers and weaknesses seem to fluctuate pretty erratically.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The voting thread is up.

    Doom apologizes for the delay. Richards tried to steal Doom's time machine again.

    RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The voting thread is up.

    Doom apologizes for the delay. Richards tried to steal Doom's time machine again.

    RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!

    This is officially the best post ever.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I've found Doom's one weakness.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Doom does not wear purple.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    that's more of a lavender

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Besides, if it were Doom, he would be saying "Help, Doom is drowning!"

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Besides, if it were Doom, he would be saying "Help, Doom is drowning!"

    No, it'd be more along the line sof "Insolent fools! Doom cannot breathe underwater!"

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Rough counts of the current standings:

    Apocalypse - 10
    Ultron - 17

    Mist - 20
    Swarm - 7

    Xorn - 23
    Sabertooth - 4

    Despero - 25
    Spiral - 2

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Besides, if it were Doom, he would be saying "Help, Doom is drowning!"

    No, it'd be more along the line sof "Insolent fools! Doom cannot breathe underwater!"

    i think you mean 'doom cannot breathe underwater yet!'

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