ooc: Hey all, while we have this break I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone involved in this game. I didn't really know what this was when I signed up but it turned out to be exactly what I would need as this whole real world stuff kept hitting.
I can't express how great it is to, even for a few moments each day, take on the calm controlled guise of Lord Stark, while everything else going on is the opposite. I live alone and have been on social isolation for over three weeks now (I had to look that up as the days are all blurring together now) so this escapism is very much appreciated.
Getting up and seeing all the changes to the board, thinking and strategizing with the other Starks while trying to find arrangements with the other Lords are some of the highlights off this week for me. So to @Matev and @AustinP0027 thank you for running this incredibly complex game, I can only imagine how difficult it all is. Thank you to @facetious , @Wildcat, @docrimbo for putting up with my walls of text (and bop me on the head of I start to quarter back too much). Thank you to all the Lords I have worked with or schemed against and everyone else in this game for making it a joy to read through.
Hoare
Hoare Army in The Trident moves to West Vale
Hoare Army in Red Fork moves to The Trident
Stark
Stark army in Cape Kraken marches to The Neck
Stark army in Sea Dragon Point marches to Stony Shore
Stark army in The Neck marches to Cape Kraken
Arryn
Arryn musters a new army at Mountains of the Moon.
Arryn army in Mountains of the Moon marches to West Vale.
Arryn army in Gulltown moves to Cracklaw Point
Arryn army in Gulltown moves to Saltpans
Targaryen
Targaryen musters a new army in Duskendale
Targaryen army in Kingswood marches into Maidenpool.
Targaryen army in Blackwater Bay marches into Cracklaw Point.
Targaryen army in Duskendale marches into Cracklaw Point.
Targaryen army in Maidenpool marches into Saltpens.
Durrandon
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay moves to Tarth
Durrandon army in Summerhall moves to Shipbreaker Bay
Durrandon army in Ashford moves to Blackhaven
Martell
Martell Army in Godsgrace marches to Wyl
Martell army in Blackhaven marches to Summerhall
Gardner
Gardner musters a new army in The Mander
Gardner army in Dornish Marches marches to Ashford
Gardner army in Old Oak marches to Crakehall
Gardner army in The Mander marches to Cider Hill
Lannister
Actions
Out of Order Actions
Martell Heir leads the army in Wyl in opposing the Durrandon army in Blackhaven
Gardner Heir leads the army in Ashford in opposing the Durrandon army in Blackhaven
Hoare
Hoare army in Iron Islands opposes the Stark army in Cape Kraken
Hoare army in The Trident opposes the Arryn army in Greenfork
Hoare army in West Vale gives battle to the Arryn army there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat.
Hoare Heir rallies the army in The Trident to give support to the Targaryen army in Maidenpool
Stark
Stark army in Stony Shore raids the land.
Stark army in Cape Kraken supports the army in Stony Shore.
Heir rallies the Stony Shore army to attempt to conquer the raided land. Stark has successfully conquered Stony Shore.
Arryn
Arryn army in Cracklaw Point supports army in Saltpans
Arryn army in Saltpans supports army in Cracklaw Point
Targaryen
Targaryen army in Maidenpool supports the army in Saltpans.
Targaryen army in Salt Pans gives battle to the Arryn forces there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat.
Heir rallies ones of the armies in Cracklaw to support the other army.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw Point positions itself to Cut Off the Arryn forces.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw Point gives battle to the Arryn army there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat. Because the Arryn army had been cut off, they are disbanded.
Durrandon
Durrandon army in Blackhaven opposes Martell army in Summerhall.
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay opposes Martell army in Mistwood
Durrandon army in Tarth opposes Martell army in Greenstone
Durrandon Heir rallies the army in Blackhaven to oppose the Martell army in Wyl
Martell
Martell army in Wyl supports the Gardner army in Ashford
Martell army in Summerhall raids the land
Martell army in Mistwood supports the army in Greenstone
Martell army in Greenstone attempts to conquer the land. The smallfolk who live here deliver the required harvest, but dream of rebellion from the temporary masters. Temporary control has been taken for the next round.
Gardner
Gardner army in Cider Hill supports the army in Ashford
Gardner army in Golden Grove supports the army in Crakehall.
Gardner army in Crakehall gives Battle to the Lannister forces there. They are victorious and the Lannister army is forced to retreat.
Lannister
***
The Dragon had been roused, and they were incensed. Amassing a force to retake Cracklaw Point. They captured every Arryn supporter they could find and staked them out on the shore, food for the crabs, the gulls, and the lashing of elements.
"I believe their lord had mentioned them wanting to enjoy the sea breeze. Let us see how they enjoy it with Targaryen hospitality." - Aegon the Diligent.
House Hoare came in like the first thaw of winter, streaming into the Vale to sack and pillage, but Winter had seemingly slowed their march, and they were turned back by the fighters of the Vale before too much damage could be done. In the meantime, the Starks continued their grim task of ejecting the Ironmen from the North, heedless of the dance of seasons. Ravens were dispatched from unknown sources, claiming the Hoare banners were hungry for plunder, and could be bought to turn on their own captains for booty like the honorless freebooters everyone believed them to be.
Curious was the silence of Casterly Rock. Many wondered if a curse had befallen the Lannisters, yet other whispers pervaded that they were taking to sorcery. The Gardners cared not for the superstitions of smallfolk and set back to claiming land from the Lions.
Martell's surprise attack had put Durrandon on the back foot, but the Storm Lords made sure the snakes would pay dearly for every inch of land. Rumors of their heir outsmarting a band of assassins in the Vale bolstered their flagging forces, but not enough to cease the assault on the Stormlands.
Hoare armies may be opposed by paying Gold to House Hoare, regardless of Heir Status
Round 5 begins now, PMs are going out! Let us know if you have any questions regarding the turn. Round ends in 21 hours! (8pm PDT/ 11 EDT) Kill. Fight. Win.
Matev on
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
In this time, it is rare to find one who speaks bluntly and directly. We understand that all politics needs to be couched in words which are, shall we say, a little vague. That is the very nature of things.
However, we of the Vale have an announcement to all, and we hope you will consider its importance. *ahem*
FUCK THE TARGARYENS, THOSE FAITHLESS AND TRAITOROUS WHORESONS, WHO EXPLICITLY AGREED TO A TRUCE AND THEN BROKE THEIR WORD.
WE WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR OUR FALLEN, AND A PRICE PAID. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU DID, AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY.
GO BACK ACROSS THE SEA, YOU INCESTUOUS BASTARDS, AND FIND SOME SWINE TO LAY WITH. THEY'LL BE JUST AS WARM AND EVEN NICER TO LOOK AT.
I really don't know why we expected any better from a bunch of dragon-fucking bastards who don't even know the meaning of the word 'honor', but let this be a lesson to all of the rightful lords of Westeros: the invaders couldn't keep their homeland, or their stolen stronghold, or any wife that isn't related to them, and now they have proven they cannot even keep their word. Remember this, my lords, and act accordingly when they come to you seeking your favor, lest you in your turn find yourself dining on ashes.
OOC: I was going to post this earlier, but didn't want to end up double-posting. Yet it seems only appropriate to do it now.
To follow up on what @Bluecyan typed earlier: I am really enjoying this. I love the scheming, and checking the turn reports is my equivalent of checking the morning news now. Whatever is said in character, know that I'm really appreciative of everyone I've talked to, and obviously the GMs for setting all this up and running it without somehow melting their brains. Whether you've been a friendly ally, a cautious observer, or a traitorous backstabber to House Arryn, doesn't matter. If we go down in flames, doesn't matter. This is a blast.
Ooc: @discrider , Looking over the rules, I don't believe a house can be defeated. A house with no army will automatically field one in their houses seat of power (regardless if the own it or not).
Edit:Obvs, this is my reading as a player only
If all armies are defeated, an army can be built for free in your House seat, regardless of who owns it. Your first army never costs resources.
Also remember that only additional armies need resources. Maester and Heir actions don't.
There is still plenty of damage a House could do to others even if they can't easily take over territory.
Matev and I try to keep track of what Houses are trying to do to provide feedback when we see a misinterpretation of rules but we aren't always able to keep up with all the messages. If you are concerned about your plans, please make sure to get our attention prior to order close and we'll be happy to let you know if you have any invalid moves.
In this time, it is rare to find one who speaks bluntly and directly. We understand that all politics needs to be couched in words which are, shall we say, a little vague. That is the very nature of things.
However, we of the Vale have an announcement to all, and we hope you will consider its importance. *ahem*
FUCK THE TARGARYENS, THOSE FAITHLESS AND TRAITOROUS WHORESONS, WHO EXPLICITLY AGREED TO A TRUCE AND THEN BROKE THEIR WORD.
WE WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR OUR FALLEN, AND A PRICE PAID. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU DID, AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY.
GO BACK ACROSS THE SEA, YOU INCESTUOUS BASTARDS, AND FIND SOME SWINE TO LAY WITH. THEY'LL BE JUST AS WARM AND EVEN NICER TO LOOK AT.
Thank you for your attention.
Oh no the lords of The Vale are posturing again, what ever will we do?!
House Hoare finds it fitting you found a knife in your back to match the one you left in ours. The affect of your double dealing has rippled through the Kingdom and is no longer a secret.
We of House Hoare have always found your high towers to have quite the lovely view, what a great vantage point to Look to the waves! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpetK7aGGjo
In this time, it is rare to find one who speaks bluntly and directly. We understand that all politics needs to be couched in words which are, shall we say, a little vague. That is the very nature of things.
However, we of the Vale have an announcement to all, and we hope you will consider its importance. *ahem*
FUCK THE TARGARYENS, THOSE FAITHLESS AND TRAITOROUS WHORESONS, WHO EXPLICITLY AGREED TO A TRUCE AND THEN BROKE THEIR WORD.
WE WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR OUR FALLEN, AND A PRICE PAID. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU DID, AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY.
GO BACK ACROSS THE SEA, YOU INCESTUOUS BASTARDS, AND FIND SOME SWINE TO LAY WITH. THEY'LL BE JUST AS WARM AND EVEN NICER TO LOOK AT.
Thank you for your attention.
YEAH! Take that @Zombie Hero - you and your dragons. I will never mate with you!
.... wait a min ...
Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
Island Name: Felinefine
+9
Options
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
As events continue to heat up, House Hoare has a simple message for the gluttonous northern lords who lead with all the class of a Dothraki warlord.
+5
Options
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Star trades 2 lumber to house Arryn for 1 grain and 1 cattle.
Stark trades 2 lumber and 1 iron with House Martel for one card
Stark provides 2 iron to The Lord Commander at the wall.
Stark provides eight belated birthday gifts for the eight wonderful Floosevelt daughters
As events continue to heat up, House Hoare has a simple message for the gluttonous northern lords who lead with all the class of a Dothraki warlord.
Yes, my knights have heard your insults hurled across the waves for the past few seasons, and you see what good that has done. I can assure you after copious research that Ser Wildcat has no hamster in his geneology and is only 1/64 elderberry bush if you were to believe some of the family legends. I would ask that you better research your facts in the future.
+2
Options
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
edited April 2020
House Hoare is currently preparing gifts for the eight wonderful Floosevelt daughters.
They're rods...? You can do a variety of things with them! Pretend they're swords, roll out dough, massage each other...
Posts
I'll be sorely disappointed if I have more ancestors in an 8-generation period than Charles II of Spain, the Hexed.
I can't express how great it is to, even for a few moments each day, take on the calm controlled guise of Lord Stark, while everything else going on is the opposite. I live alone and have been on social isolation for over three weeks now (I had to look that up as the days are all blurring together now) so this escapism is very much appreciated.
Getting up and seeing all the changes to the board, thinking and strategizing with the other Starks while trying to find arrangements with the other Lords are some of the highlights off this week for me. So to @Matev and @AustinP0027 thank you for running this incredibly complex game, I can only imagine how difficult it all is. Thank you to @facetious , @Wildcat, @docrimbo for putting up with my walls of text (and bop me on the head of I start to quarter back too much). Thank you to all the Lords I have worked with or schemed against and everyone else in this game for making it a joy to read through.
Funny, that's not what I got last time I tried that.
Truly, it's been wild, both here and there.
Map
Season: Summer
Turn Order:
Durrandon
Targaryen
Arryn
Stark
Hoare
Lannister
Gardner
Martell
Standings:
Stark: 14
Arryn: 11
Gardner: 11
Lannister: 10
Martell: 10 (1 Secret)
Targaryen: 9
Hoare: 5 (1 Secret)
Durrandon: 5 (2 Secrets, 1 Relic)
***
Reports from the front
Movement/Musters
Hoare
Hoare Army in The Trident moves to West Vale
Hoare Army in Red Fork moves to The Trident
Stark
Stark army in Cape Kraken marches to The Neck
Stark army in Sea Dragon Point marches to Stony Shore
Stark army in The Neck marches to Cape Kraken
Arryn
Arryn musters a new army at Mountains of the Moon.
Arryn army in Mountains of the Moon marches to West Vale.
Arryn army in Gulltown moves to Cracklaw Point
Arryn army in Gulltown moves to Saltpans
Targaryen
Targaryen musters a new army in Duskendale
Targaryen army in Kingswood marches into Maidenpool.
Targaryen army in Blackwater Bay marches into Cracklaw Point.
Targaryen army in Duskendale marches into Cracklaw Point.
Targaryen army in Maidenpool marches into Saltpens.
Durrandon
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay moves to Tarth
Durrandon army in Summerhall moves to Shipbreaker Bay
Durrandon army in Ashford moves to Blackhaven
Martell
Martell Army in Godsgrace marches to Wyl
Martell army in Blackhaven marches to Summerhall
Gardner
Gardner musters a new army in The Mander
Gardner army in Dornish Marches marches to Ashford
Gardner army in Old Oak marches to Crakehall
Gardner army in The Mander marches to Cider Hill
Lannister
Actions
Out of Order Actions
Martell Heir leads the army in Wyl in opposing the Durrandon army in Blackhaven
Gardner Heir leads the army in Ashford in opposing the Durrandon army in Blackhaven
Hoare
Hoare army in Iron Islands opposes the Stark army in Cape Kraken
Hoare army in The Trident opposes the Arryn army in Greenfork
Hoare army in West Vale gives battle to the Arryn army there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat.
Hoare Heir rallies the army in The Trident to give support to the Targaryen army in Maidenpool
Stark
Stark army in Stony Shore raids the land.
Stark army in Cape Kraken supports the army in Stony Shore.
Heir rallies the Stony Shore army to attempt to conquer the raided land. Stark has successfully conquered Stony Shore.
Arryn
Arryn army in Cracklaw Point supports army in Saltpans
Arryn army in Saltpans supports army in Cracklaw Point
Targaryen
Targaryen army in Maidenpool supports the army in Saltpans.
Targaryen army in Salt Pans gives battle to the Arryn forces there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat.
Heir rallies ones of the armies in Cracklaw to support the other army.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw Point positions itself to Cut Off the Arryn forces.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw Point gives battle to the Arryn army there. It's a Pyrrhic victory and both armies must retreat. Because the Arryn army had been cut off, they are disbanded.
Durrandon
Durrandon army in Blackhaven opposes Martell army in Summerhall.
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay opposes Martell army in Mistwood
Durrandon army in Tarth opposes Martell army in Greenstone
Durrandon Heir rallies the army in Blackhaven to oppose the Martell army in Wyl
Martell
Martell army in Wyl supports the Gardner army in Ashford
Martell army in Summerhall raids the land
Martell army in Mistwood supports the army in Greenstone
Martell army in Greenstone attempts to conquer the land. The smallfolk who live here deliver the required harvest, but dream of rebellion from the temporary masters. Temporary control has been taken for the next round.
Gardner
Gardner army in Cider Hill supports the army in Ashford
Gardner army in Golden Grove supports the army in Crakehall.
Gardner army in Crakehall gives Battle to the Lannister forces there. They are victorious and the Lannister army is forced to retreat.
Lannister
***
The Dragon had been roused, and they were incensed. Amassing a force to retake Cracklaw Point. They captured every Arryn supporter they could find and staked them out on the shore, food for the crabs, the gulls, and the lashing of elements.
"I believe their lord had mentioned them wanting to enjoy the sea breeze. Let us see how they enjoy it with Targaryen hospitality." - Aegon the Diligent.
House Hoare came in like the first thaw of winter, streaming into the Vale to sack and pillage, but Winter had seemingly slowed their march, and they were turned back by the fighters of the Vale before too much damage could be done. In the meantime, the Starks continued their grim task of ejecting the Ironmen from the North, heedless of the dance of seasons. Ravens were dispatched from unknown sources, claiming the Hoare banners were hungry for plunder, and could be bought to turn on their own captains for booty like the honorless freebooters everyone believed them to be.
Curious was the silence of Casterly Rock. Many wondered if a curse had befallen the Lannisters, yet other whispers pervaded that they were taking to sorcery. The Gardners cared not for the superstitions of smallfolk and set back to claiming land from the Lions.
Martell's surprise attack had put Durrandon on the back foot, but the Storm Lords made sure the snakes would pay dearly for every inch of land. Rumors of their heir outsmarting a band of assassins in the Vale bolstered their flagging forces, but not enough to cease the assault on the Stormlands.
Hoare armies may be opposed by paying Gold to House Hoare, regardless of Heir Status
Round 5 begins now, PMs are going out! Let us know if you have any questions regarding the turn. Round ends in 21 hours! (8pm PDT/ 11 EDT) Kill. Fight. Win.
Lannister - Hoare
Gardner - Arryn, Martell
Martell - Gardner, Stark
Durrandon - Arryn, Targaryen
Targaryen - Durrandon, Hoare
Arryn - Durrandon, Gardner, Stark
Stark - Arryn, Martell
Hoare - Lannister, Targaryen
To Lord Arryn, I know you said this was an open relationship, but four partners at the same time is a bit much don't you think?
... I told you I intended to use my beauty to ally every House together. How did you think I planned to achieve that?
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
What happens in the Eyrie stays in the Eyrie, my friend.
However, we of the Vale have an announcement to all, and we hope you will consider its importance.
*ahem*
FUCK THE TARGARYENS, THOSE FAITHLESS AND TRAITOROUS WHORESONS, WHO EXPLICITLY AGREED TO A TRUCE AND THEN BROKE THEIR WORD.
WE WILL HAVE REVENGE FOR OUR FALLEN, AND A PRICE PAID. YOU WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT YOU DID, AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY.
GO BACK ACROSS THE SEA, YOU INCESTUOUS BASTARDS, AND FIND SOME SWINE TO LAY WITH. THEY'LL BE JUST AS WARM AND EVEN NICER TO LOOK AT.
Thank you for your attention.
I really don't know why we expected any better from a bunch of dragon-fucking bastards who don't even know the meaning of the word 'honor', but let this be a lesson to all of the rightful lords of Westeros: the invaders couldn't keep their homeland, or their stolen stronghold, or any wife that isn't related to them, and now they have proven they cannot even keep their word. Remember this, my lords, and act accordingly when they come to you seeking your favor, lest you in your turn find yourself dining on ashes.
To follow up on what @Bluecyan typed earlier: I am really enjoying this. I love the scheming, and checking the turn reports is my equivalent of checking the morning news now. Whatever is said in character, know that I'm really appreciative of everyone I've talked to, and obviously the GMs for setting all this up and running it without somehow melting their brains. Whether you've been a friendly ally, a cautious observer, or a traitorous backstabber to House Arryn, doesn't matter. If we go down in flames, doesn't matter. This is a blast.
I'm sorry for joining because you seemed to need players
Edit:Obvs, this is my reading as a player only
Cause that seems awful.
And probably due to the game length only being 8-9 rounds normally, instead of 25.
If all armies are defeated, an army can be built for free in your House seat, regardless of who owns it. Your first army never costs resources.
Also remember that only additional armies need resources. Maester and Heir actions don't.
There is still plenty of damage a House could do to others even if they can't easily take over territory.
Matev and I try to keep track of what Houses are trying to do to provide feedback when we see a misinterpretation of rules but we aren't always able to keep up with all the messages. If you are concerned about your plans, please make sure to get our attention prior to order close and we'll be happy to let you know if you have any invalid moves.
For any observers, We're looking for replacements!
Are you looking to unleash chaos and stab folks in the back across Westeros?
Reach out today!
Current players, tell your friends!
Oh no the lords of The Vale are posturing again, what ever will we do?!
House Hoare finds it fitting you found a knife in your back to match the one you left in ours. The affect of your double dealing has rippled through the Kingdom and is no longer a secret.
We of House Hoare have always found your high towers to have quite the lovely view, what a great vantage point to Look to the waves!
YEAH! Take that @Zombie Hero - you and your dragons. I will never mate with you!
.... wait a min ...
Island Name: Felinefine
How many replacements?
1 for sure, possibly 2, depending on what I hear back from the Lannisters.
Stark trades 2 lumber and 1 iron with House Martel for one card
Stark provides 2 iron to The Lord Commander at the wall.
Stark provides eight belated birthday gifts for the eight wonderful Floosevelt daughters
Yes, my knights have heard your insults hurled across the waves for the past few seasons, and you see what good that has done. I can assure you after copious research that Ser Wildcat has no hamster in his geneology and is only 1/64 elderberry bush if you were to believe some of the family legends. I would ask that you better research your facts in the future.
They're rods...? You can do a variety of things with them! Pretend they're swords, roll out dough, massage each other...
(⚆_⚆)