Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
the only darkness in dorne i know is that which descends upon my heart as i depart it
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
hey, as long as you keep paying for the open-bar weddings, I'll keep calling you daddy. Lower case d, of course, laws of succession being what they are. But there's definitely a capital Y in there.
Arryn
Arryn musters a new army in Mountains of the Moon
Arryn army marches from Mountains of the Moon to Saltpans
Arryn army marches from Blackwater Bay to Kingswood
Stark
Stark musters a new army in Wolf's Wood
Stark army marches from Wolf's wood to The Rills
Stark army marches from Sheepshead Hills to Wolf's Wood
Stark army marches from Cape Kracken to Segard
Stark army marches from Stoney Shore to Cape Kracken
Stark army marches from Tne Neck to Green Fork
Hoare
Hoare musters a new army in The Trident
Hoare army marches from The Rills to Cape Kracken
Lannister
Lannister army marches from Hornvale to Stoney Sept
Lannister army marches from Golden Grove to Cornfield
Gardner
Gardner army marches from Ashford to Cider Hill
Gardner army marches from Golden Grove to Cornfield
Gardner army marches from Golden Grove to Searoad Marches
Martell
Martell army marches from Blackhaven to Mistwood
Durrandon
Durrandon musters a new army in Shipbreaker Bay
Targaryen
Targayen army marches from Maidenpool to Saltpans
Targaryen army marches from Maidenpool to Saltpans
Targaryen army marches from Cracklaw to Blackwater Bay
Actions
Out of Order Actions
Stark Heir hires sellswords to support army in Wolf's Wood
Stark Heir force marches the army in The Rills to Cape Kracken
Gardner Heir rallies the army in Cider Hill to oppose Lannister army in Stoney Sept
Targaryen Heir force marches the army in Blackwater Bay into Kingswood
Durrandon Heir rallies the army in Shipbreaker Bay to support the army in Mistood
Arryn
Arryn army in Saltpans and opposes troop in Saltpans
Arryn army in Saltpans opposes other army in Salpans and uses Wildfire to give itself support.
Arryn in Gulltown opposes one of the armies in Cracklaw
Arryn army in Blackwater Bay moves to Kingswood and gives battle to the Targaryen army there, is automatically opposed due to Targaryen Heir. The Arryn army is routed and must retreat, however, they have no allied territory nearby and are disbanded.
Heir force marches the army in The Sisters to The Vale.
Arryn army in The Vale supports army in Gulltown.
Stark
Stark army in Cape Kracken cuts off the Hoare army there.
Stark army in Cape Kracken gives battle to the Hoare army there. They are successful and the enemy is routed. The Hoare army was cut off, and is destroyed.
Stark army in Seagard raids the territory.
Stark army in Green Fork supports army in Segard
Hoare
Hoare army in The Trident supports Targaryen army in Saltpans
Hoare army in The Trident supports Targaryen army in Saltpans
Lannister
Lannister army in Stoney Sept opposes army in Cornfield
Lannister army in Cornfield cuts off Gardner army
Lannister army in Crakehall opposes Gardner army in Searoad Marches
Gardner
Gardner army in Cider hill opposes Lannister army in Stoney Sept
Gardner army in Cider hill opposes Durrandon army in Summerhall
Gardner army in Searoad Marches attempts to conquer the territory. They are harassed by outlaws and are unsuccessful.
Garnder army in Cornfield gives battle to the Lannister army there. Using their forged link, they are able to turn partial success into a full success, and the Lannister army must retreat.
Martell
Martell army in Mistwood opposes the Durrandon army in Mistwood.
Martell army in Broken Arm supports the army in Greenstone.
Martell army in Greenstone attempts to conquer the territory. They are successful, and Martell has taken over the territory.
Martell army in Blackhaven attempts to conquer the territory. They are successful, and Martell has taken over the territory.
Durrandon
Ignore strongholds
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay supports the army in Summerhall.
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay supports the army in Mistwood.
Durrandon army in Summerhall attempts to conquer the territory. The smallfolk who live here deliver the required harvest, but dream of rebellion from the temporary masters. Temporary control has been taken for the next round.
Durrandon army in Mistwood gives battle to the Martell army there. They are successful and the Martell army is routed.
Targaryen
Targaryen army in Saltpans cuts off the Arryn army there.
Targaryen army in Saltpans gives battle to the cut off Arryn army. They are successful and the Arryn army must retreat. The Arryn army was cut off and is destroyed.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw point supports the other army there.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw point attempts to conquer the territory. They are harrassed by outlaws and fail.
***
The Arryns had imagined they would have the run of the Kingswood with the Targaryens planning a wedding at liberated Dragonstone. One of their men raised his torch high to light the forest ablaze. It was pinned to the tree by a red and black fletched arrow. Many falcons flew through the woods that day, sport for the celebrating Targaryens.
Across the bay, Saltpans fortified itself against an assault. They failed to anticipate the mass of Dragons who'd snuck across the bay on muffled black oars and cast them into the sea, again in the livery of wedding revelers.
The Starks continued to show the Hoares the hospitality of the North as they cornered the marauders in Cape Kraken.
Lannister and Gardner clashed along their border, with Gardner slowly gaining ground with their cavalry. Ser Geth would be undaunted by the assault though, determined to show the greenhands why they would hear the Lions of the Rock roar.
Martell had finally solidified it's hold of the Stormlands it had greedily eyed, with the Durrandons continuing to fight them tooth and nail for every scrap of ground. Disgraced by the trials of war, Prince H3Knuckles travelled North to the Wall, and took the vows of the Night's Watch, becoming Lord Commander SlyM's Steward.
At the Citadel, several ancient parchments were unearthed, and were revealed to be ancient contracts. Each house honored the contracts, receiving supplies they had not expected, and some dearly unasked for...
EVENT: Ancient Trade Contracts Unearthed:
Each House has had 1 random resource replaced with another
***
PMs going out! Give not into despair! And remember, if a plan fails, sometimes a new stratagem might be in order!
Matev on
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
"Come knocking" sure is a loaded way of stating "tried to reclaim a territory that was acquired by violating a peace agreement"
There was no peace agreement in place when we claimed this land.
There was a truce agreement after we took the land, that the Targs then immediately violated.
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Additionally, @jdarksun it has come to my attention that your armies (green) are in my territory (red). I feel you must be mistaken in some way. I'm sure this is an innocent mistake on your part and look forward to it's rectification.
My good Lannister Knight (@schuss), as you are already aware House Gardner is almost synonymous with grain. Much like your mines and coffers are the envy of the lands, so is our rye, barley, buckwheat, millet, and oats. Alas, the ravens I use for orders are not as cunning with the written word as the Lannisters are with their debts, and "protect our fields" was... misinterpreted. Luckily, bloodshed was mostly avoided, and not even your harvests have been damaged.
We would much rather deal with the minor insurrection on our eastern borders, as I am sure you would also rather deal with more pressing issues. The knight that preceded you had neither your compassion nor wit, so I am sure we can come to a more amicable resolution to our joint concerns.
My good Lannister Knight (schuss), as you are already aware House Gardner is almost synonymous with grain. Much like your mines and coffers are the envy of the lands, so is our rye, barley, buckwheat, millet, and oats. Alas, the ravens I use for orders are not as cunning with the written word as the Lannisters are with their debts, and "protect our fields" was... misinterpreted. Luckily, bloodshed was mostly avoided, and not even your harvests have been damaged.
We would much rather deal with the minor insurrection on our eastern borders, as I am sure you would also rather deal with more pressing issues. The knight that preceded you had neither your compassion nor wit, so I am sure we can come to a more amicable resolution to our joint concerns.
I would be willing, from a purely scientific perspective, to advance the theory that it was in fact always "our" grain, in the sense that horticulture (and, relatedly, brewing) was developed here in the south.
It was in fact our successes in plant crossbreeding and selective enhancement of beneficial traits that inspired my current researches into applying similar principles to mankind.
It was in fact our successes in plant crossbreeding and selective enhancement of beneficial traits that inspired my current researches into applying similar principles to mankind.
Hey, you shouldn't be modest about your own contributions to the field, Maester!
Your thoughtful genetic enhancement of my (already pretty glorious) brain put me in a spot where I could ghostwrite most of your Archmaester's dissertation for you. Not to turn this into a chain-measuring contest, of course...
It was in fact our successes in plant crossbreeding and selective enhancement of beneficial traits that inspired my current researches into applying similar principles to mankind.
Hey, you shouldn't be modest about your own contributions to the field, Maester!
Your thoughtful genetic enhancement of my (already pretty glorious) brain put me in a spot where I could ghostwrite most of your Archmaester's dissertation for you. Not to turn this into a chain-measuring contest, of course...
Get ready for Football practice. The latest results should have you throwing touchdowns like a champ so I can further bask in reflected glory.
Alas, the ravens I use for orders are not as cunning with the written word as the Lannisters are with their debts, and "protect our fields" was... misinterpreted.
Clearly the hosts couldn’t have misinterpreted anything. We all know the GMs are infallible.
Unrelated, new rule goes into effect. No one is allowed to scroll up or quote any post that contains the words “Map update”.
My good Lannister Knight (@schuss), as you are already aware House Gardner is almost synonymous with grain. Much like your mines and coffers are the envy of the lands, so is our rye, barley, buckwheat, millet, and oats. Alas, the ravens I use for orders are not as cunning with the written word as the Lannisters are with their debts, and "protect our fields" was... misinterpreted. Luckily, bloodshed was mostly avoided, and not even your harvests have been damaged.
We would much rather deal with the minor insurrection on our eastern borders, as I am sure you would also rather deal with more pressing issues. The knight that preceded you had neither your compassion nor wit, so I am sure we can come to a more amicable resolution to our joint concerns.
I'm sure. I'm convening our house and having some serfs beaten for their presence in a time of frustration. Hard to find good help these days eh?
My good Lannister Knight (@schuss), as you are already aware House Gardner is almost synonymous with grain. Much like your mines and coffers are the envy of the lands, so is our rye, barley, buckwheat, millet, and oats. Alas, the ravens I use for orders are not as cunning with the written word as the Lannisters are with their debts, and "protect our fields" was... misinterpreted. Luckily, bloodshed was mostly avoided, and not even your harvests have been damaged.
We would much rather deal with the minor insurrection on our eastern borders, as I am sure you would also rather deal with more pressing issues. The knight that preceded you had neither your compassion nor wit, so I am sure we can come to a more amicable resolution to our joint concerns.
"Minor insurrection on our eastern borders" is a funny way to say "we need to go make sure we can keep this land we stole". But I suppose I should expect nothing less of a House that continues to ally with backstabbers. One should be wary, once a betrayer always a betrayer.
Maester Allanon Kisigar of House Durrandon.
The people of Gardener's eastern borders are just as inherently free and worth a life unbound as the rest of the Reach.
They have left your house's burdens of serfdom for the effort of a common party.
A wild freely attended kegger had, prior to your military force breaking, brought peace and joy to their troubled hearts.
They now find their formations of free lovers broken, their liquor confiscated, and their family drafted.
The kind folk who live there and must now provide a harvest for a distant hateful army- these glorious dreamers are still seeking to break the chains of this storm your forces have put them in.
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Map
Season: Summer
Turn Order:
Hoare
Lannister
Gardner
Martell
Durrandon
Targaryen
Arryn
Stark
Standings:
Stark: 13
Gardner: 12
Martell: 12 (1 Secret)
Arryn: 11 (1 Relic)
Lannister: 10
Targaryen: 9
Hoare: 6 (1 Secret, 1 Relic)
Durrandon: 6 (1 Relic)
***
Reports from the front
Movement/Musters
Arryn
Arryn musters a new army in Mountains of the Moon
Arryn army marches from Mountains of the Moon to Saltpans
Arryn army marches from Blackwater Bay to Kingswood
Stark
Stark musters a new army in Wolf's Wood
Stark army marches from Wolf's wood to The Rills
Stark army marches from Sheepshead Hills to Wolf's Wood
Stark army marches from Cape Kracken to Segard
Stark army marches from Stoney Shore to Cape Kracken
Stark army marches from Tne Neck to Green Fork
Hoare
Hoare musters a new army in The Trident
Hoare army marches from The Rills to Cape Kracken
Lannister
Lannister army marches from Hornvale to Stoney Sept
Lannister army marches from Golden Grove to Cornfield
Gardner
Gardner army marches from Ashford to Cider Hill
Gardner army marches from Golden Grove to Cornfield
Gardner army marches from Golden Grove to Searoad Marches
Martell
Martell army marches from Blackhaven to Mistwood
Durrandon
Durrandon musters a new army in Shipbreaker Bay
Targaryen
Targayen army marches from Maidenpool to Saltpans
Targaryen army marches from Maidenpool to Saltpans
Targaryen army marches from Cracklaw to Blackwater Bay
Actions
Out of Order Actions
Stark Heir hires sellswords to support army in Wolf's Wood
Stark Heir force marches the army in The Rills to Cape Kracken
Gardner Heir rallies the army in Cider Hill to oppose Lannister army in Stoney Sept
Targaryen Heir force marches the army in Blackwater Bay into Kingswood
Durrandon Heir rallies the army in Shipbreaker Bay to support the army in Mistood
Arryn
Arryn army in Saltpans and opposes troop in Saltpans
Arryn army in Saltpans opposes other army in Salpans and uses Wildfire to give itself support.
Arryn in Gulltown opposes one of the armies in Cracklaw
Arryn army in Blackwater Bay moves to Kingswood and gives battle to the Targaryen army there, is automatically opposed due to Targaryen Heir. The Arryn army is routed and must retreat, however, they have no allied territory nearby and are disbanded.
Heir force marches the army in The Sisters to The Vale.
Arryn army in The Vale supports army in Gulltown.
Stark
Stark army in Cape Kracken cuts off the Hoare army there.
Stark army in Cape Kracken gives battle to the Hoare army there. They are successful and the enemy is routed. The Hoare army was cut off, and is destroyed.
Stark army in Seagard raids the territory.
Stark army in Green Fork supports army in Segard
Hoare
Hoare army in The Trident supports Targaryen army in Saltpans
Hoare army in The Trident supports Targaryen army in Saltpans
Lannister
Lannister army in Stoney Sept opposes army in Cornfield
Lannister army in Cornfield cuts off Gardner army
Lannister army in Crakehall opposes Gardner army in Searoad Marches
Gardner
Gardner army in Cider hill opposes Lannister army in Stoney Sept
Gardner army in Cider hill opposes Durrandon army in Summerhall
Gardner army in Searoad Marches attempts to conquer the territory. They are harassed by outlaws and are unsuccessful.
Garnder army in Cornfield gives battle to the Lannister army there. Using their forged link, they are able to turn partial success into a full success, and the Lannister army must retreat.
Martell
Martell army in Mistwood opposes the Durrandon army in Mistwood.
Martell army in Broken Arm supports the army in Greenstone.
Martell army in Greenstone attempts to conquer the territory. They are successful, and Martell has taken over the territory.
Martell army in Blackhaven attempts to conquer the territory. They are successful, and Martell has taken over the territory.
Durrandon
Ignore strongholds
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay supports the army in Summerhall.
Durrandon army in Shipbreaker Bay supports the army in Mistwood.
Durrandon army in Summerhall attempts to conquer the territory. The smallfolk who live here deliver the required harvest, but dream of rebellion from the temporary masters. Temporary control has been taken for the next round.
Durrandon army in Mistwood gives battle to the Martell army there. They are successful and the Martell army is routed.
Targaryen
Targaryen army in Saltpans cuts off the Arryn army there.
Targaryen army in Saltpans gives battle to the cut off Arryn army. They are successful and the Arryn army must retreat. The Arryn army was cut off and is destroyed.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw point supports the other army there.
Targaryen army in Cracklaw point attempts to conquer the territory. They are harrassed by outlaws and fail.
***
The Arryns had imagined they would have the run of the Kingswood with the Targaryens planning a wedding at liberated Dragonstone. One of their men raised his torch high to light the forest ablaze. It was pinned to the tree by a red and black fletched arrow. Many falcons flew through the woods that day, sport for the celebrating Targaryens.
Across the bay, Saltpans fortified itself against an assault. They failed to anticipate the mass of Dragons who'd snuck across the bay on muffled black oars and cast them into the sea, again in the livery of wedding revelers.
The Starks continued to show the Hoares the hospitality of the North as they cornered the marauders in Cape Kraken.
Lannister and Gardner clashed along their border, with Gardner slowly gaining ground with their cavalry. Ser Geth would be undaunted by the assault though, determined to show the greenhands why they would hear the Lions of the Rock roar.
Martell had finally solidified it's hold of the Stormlands it had greedily eyed, with the Durrandons continuing to fight them tooth and nail for every scrap of ground. Disgraced by the trials of war, Prince H3Knuckles travelled North to the Wall, and took the vows of the Night's Watch, becoming Lord Commander SlyM's Steward.
At the Citadel, several ancient parchments were unearthed, and were revealed to be ancient contracts. Each house honored the contracts, receiving supplies they had not expected, and some dearly unasked for...
EVENT: Ancient Trade Contracts Unearthed:
Each House has had 1 random resource replaced with another
***
PMs going out! Give not into despair! And remember, if a plan fails, sometimes a new stratagem might be in order!
Hoare - Lannister, Targaryen
Lannister - Hoare, Martell
Gardner - Martell
Martell - Arryn, Gardner, Lannister
Durrandon - Targaryen, Stark
Targaryen - Hoare, Durrandon
Arryn - Martell, Stark
Stark - Arryn, Durrandon
Rejoice my friend, it is not that you are leaving Dorne, it is that you are bringing Dorne to the rest of Westeros.
Small map update, apologies good lords, the map makers were drunk again.
Map - https://imgur.com/eStFOv2
Single change:
Arryn army in West Vale should actually be in The Vale (maybe get some more original names there Arryn, ever thought of that?)
We have been fortunate to be able to choose battles we can win. It is the Gardeners and Martell's that have managed more against greater opposition.
The Flower and Sun Alliance has been fairly good for us yes.
Funny enough, we do have some openings. Would you like to Lannister Lord or Knight, or the Hard Mode that has become Durrandon's Lordship?
Do not forget your meatshields friends the Arryns in this compliment.
The Targaryens come knocking, and our answer has been:
"Come knocking" sure is a loaded way of stating "tried to reclaim a territory that was acquired by violating a peace agreement"
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There was no peace agreement in place when we claimed this land.
There was a truce agreement after we took the land, that the Targs then immediately violated.
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6:30 is how I felt about the Cracklaw being lost.
The rest of the video is this war.
Let's go Lannister Knight. I look great in gold
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I'm sorry, your request doesn't appear to be made of gold. Please try again.
I don't remember getting a kiss from you.
We would much rather deal with the minor insurrection on our eastern borders, as I am sure you would also rather deal with more pressing issues. The knight that preceded you had neither your compassion nor wit, so I am sure we can come to a more amicable resolution to our joint concerns.
Penny Arcade Rockstar Social Club / This is why I despise cyclists
I would be willing, from a purely scientific perspective, to advance the theory that it was in fact always "our" grain, in the sense that horticulture (and, relatedly, brewing) was developed here in the south.
It was in fact our successes in plant crossbreeding and selective enhancement of beneficial traits that inspired my current researches into applying similar principles to mankind.
Stark has wood for the Wall
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Hey, you shouldn't be modest about your own contributions to the field, Maester!
Your thoughtful genetic enhancement of my (already pretty glorious) brain put me in a spot where I could ghostwrite most of your Archmaester's dissertation for you. Not to turn this into a chain-measuring contest, of course...
Get ready for Football practice. The latest results should have you throwing touchdowns like a champ so I can further bask in reflected glory.
Clearly the hosts couldn’t have misinterpreted anything. We all know the GMs are infallible.
Unrelated, new rule goes into effect. No one is allowed to scroll up or quote any post that contains the words “Map update”.
I'm not telling you again, young Master.
I'm sure. I'm convening our house and having some serfs beaten for their presence in a time of frustration. Hard to find good help these days eh?
"Minor insurrection on our eastern borders" is a funny way to say "we need to go make sure we can keep this land we stole". But I suppose I should expect nothing less of a House that continues to ally with backstabbers. One should be wary, once a betrayer always a betrayer.
The people of Gardener's eastern borders are just as inherently free and worth a life unbound as the rest of the Reach.
They have left your house's burdens of serfdom for the effort of a common party.
A wild freely attended kegger had, prior to your military force breaking, brought peace and joy to their troubled hearts.
They now find their formations of free lovers broken, their liquor confiscated, and their family drafted.
The kind folk who live there and must now provide a harvest for a distant hateful army- these glorious dreamers are still seeking to break the chains of this storm your forces have put them in.
@balrog1911, no, we're skipping straight to the DeBreasting. Though, my earlier offer will remain.