I had to dip out early, but did we find out if we are truly loved or not?
Did Ted Danson finish his last 2 hours of court mandated community service??
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We found out you should never have sex
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Not you specifically
The royal you
spono on
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
More importantly, I learned that you should definitely pay off any large number of unpaid traffic and parking fines incurred in the Los Angeles area or you'll have to star in a PSA about teenagers fucking.
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Maybe I should stop paying parking meters and see if I can get one of these PSAs
There's a whole subplot in arrested development where they wanna fuck so that tracks.
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KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
I showed some friends Pin the other night. How did I miss that Jonathan Banks is the voice of Pin when we watched it for camp counseling?
Have to admit that I do kind of wish I'd waited even longer until I could show it to them in person and see some facial expressions at times, but their reactions were still pretty good.
So with Camp Counselling on hiatus I sat down virtually with a friend and fired up this little gem:
It's roughly the plot of any Assassins Creed game but probably marginally better. Present day tech company run by a Reggie Fills Amie-type hires a bunch of scientists to do science, but one of them accidentally creates a time machine. This turns out to be all part of the plan as Reggie, a Muslim, has some serious baggage with Christ the God (everyone kind of does in this though) and wants to use said time machine to go back and do a jihad on Jesus Christ (the movie is also kind of racist). Main scientist guy who is actually the main character ,and not some hired goon we spend the first 10 minutes of the movie with as his family is killed (also by God), grabs his rag-tag group of House M.D. side characters and takes a jaunt through time to stop the jihad and become best bro's with Christ, Lord of Lambs. The movie is pretty wild, and I can't really tell if it's pro-science or pro-Christianity but probably a bit of both, confusingly, even though the whole central conceit and execution comes off as pretty blasphemous. They have Jesus quoting Terminator and Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ (beating me to these very same jokes by mere seconds even!) with his new stereotypical African American friend for example, and later on said friend butts in front of Simon of Cyrene to be the one to help Christ carry the cross up the hill.
It's good stuff. A bunch of time-mercenaries also end up on crosses behind Jesus, followed by our main hero yelling at Him to His dying, crucified face a bunch for being a fraud because he let the mercs shoot and kill his hot lab assistant (his parents also get killed, but this rattles him less), so that's fun.
Obviously it's on a budget, but it has some real YTV/Nickelodeon sleekness to it and never feels half baked surprisingly. It also sticks well within its janky time travel rules even though it gets a little cumbersome at the end.
I spent $5 on it, which could have went towards a McChicken sandwich, but the aftershocks are more or less the same.
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I have another movie night coming up with friends via Kast, and my brother has requested a horror film.
And I'm thinking, I'm thinkin' it might be time to show them Neon Maniacs.
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
I have of late watched:
Tammy and the T-Rex Tanny and the Teenaged T-Rex
Robowar
Spookies
Ninja Turf
Sledgehammer
Phantom of the Mall (I missed this on Camp Counseling)
Centipede Horror
Today my dad told me to watch a Real TV Show That Is Good and I was like "ehh I'm gonna watch Operation Pink Squad 2 instead"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Tammy and the T-Rex Tanny and the Teenaged T-Rex
Robowar
Spookies
Ninja Turf
Sledgehammer
Phantom of the Mall (I missed this on Camp Counseling)
Centipede Horror
Today my dad told me to watch a Real TV Show That Is Good and I was like "ehh I'm gonna watch Operation Pink Squad 2 instead"
Is your dad my dad?
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Hahaha, I dunno, how deeply fraught is your relationship? And what are his feelings about classic cars? Have you recently gotten married and purchased a house? If so, hi John!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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porkys 6 times in a row?
What is happnening.
oh no how will we ever endure
i should just cancel camp counseling forever
Camp Counseling Presents: Cock Cutters 4: The Cock Master
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there will be no camp counseling the next few weeks (2+)
got a health problem i gotta focus in figuring out
any more detes you need, you can hmu on the socials/pm
Did Ted Danson finish his last 2 hours of court mandated community service??
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The royal you
Love is a step ladder
Have to admit that I do kind of wish I'd waited even longer until I could show it to them in person and see some facial expressions at times, but their reactions were still pretty good.
It's roughly the plot of any Assassins Creed game but probably marginally better. Present day tech company run by a Reggie Fills Amie-type hires a bunch of scientists to do science, but one of them accidentally creates a time machine. This turns out to be all part of the plan as Reggie, a Muslim, has some serious baggage with Christ the God (everyone kind of does in this though) and wants to use said time machine to go back and do a jihad on Jesus Christ (the movie is also kind of racist). Main scientist guy who is actually the main character ,and not some hired goon we spend the first 10 minutes of the movie with as his family is killed (also by God), grabs his rag-tag group of House M.D. side characters and takes a jaunt through time to stop the jihad and become best bro's with Christ, Lord of Lambs. The movie is pretty wild, and I can't really tell if it's pro-science or pro-Christianity but probably a bit of both, confusingly, even though the whole central conceit and execution comes off as pretty blasphemous. They have Jesus quoting Terminator and Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ (beating me to these very same jokes by mere seconds even!) with his new stereotypical African American friend for example, and later on said friend butts in front of Simon of Cyrene to be the one to help Christ carry the cross up the hill.
It's good stuff. A bunch of time-mercenaries also end up on crosses behind Jesus, followed by our main hero yelling at Him to His dying, crucified face a bunch for being a fraud because he let the mercs shoot and kill his hot lab assistant (his parents also get killed, but this rattles him less), so that's fun.
Obviously it's on a budget, but it has some real YTV/Nickelodeon sleekness to it and never feels half baked surprisingly. It also sticks well within its janky time travel rules even though it gets a little cumbersome at the end.
I spent $5 on it, which could have went towards a McChicken sandwich, but the aftershocks are more or less the same.
And I'm thinking, I'm thinkin' it might be time to show them Neon Maniacs.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Tammy and the T-Rex Tanny and the Teenaged T-Rex
Robowar
Spookies
Ninja Turf
Sledgehammer
Phantom of the Mall (I missed this on Camp Counseling)
Centipede Horror
Today my dad told me to watch a Real TV Show That Is Good and I was like "ehh I'm gonna watch Operation Pink Squad 2 instead"
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Is your dad my dad?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
That scene was fuckin wild
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN