wow that must be one hell of a generic razor to do that much damage given that almost all razors come with guards. Honestly this would be more believable if it was a straight razor.
Facial hair wise the kid would be better off leaving it alone as long as they can. Once you start shaving it only grows in worse.
I know not everyone else is as impressed as I am, but damn.
Google has exactly three results for that exact phrase and they are all Tycho's post - two direct links and some random index.
"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
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I know not everyone else is as impressed as I am, but damn.
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Facial hair wise the kid would be better off leaving it alone as long as they can. Once you start shaving it only grows in worse.
Google has exactly three results for that exact phrase and they are all Tycho's post - two direct links and some random index.
No.
Jerry's a true wordsmith. (But to be fair my timing and delivery was uncharacteristically good, too).