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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Baldur's Gape

    The image said to ruin a game, Pooro

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    Baldur's Gape

    Taint's Row.

    Armored Vore

    Bloodporne

    Jizzpunk

    Cucktales

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
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    Baldur's Gape

    Taint's Row.

    Armored Vore

    Bloodporne

    Jizzpunk

    Cucktales

    Deadly Premonition: Director's Cum

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
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    Baldur's Gape

    Taint's Row.

    Armored Vore

    Bloodporne

    Jizzpunk

    Cucktales

    Deadly Premonition: Director's Cum

    God Save The Queef

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    SimTity

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    The JudgeThe Judge The Terwilliger CurvesRegistered User regular
    Pray

    Last pint: Turmoil CDA / Barley Brown's - Untappd: TheJudge_PDX
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Eternal Dankness

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    best response to that picture I've seen was

    mortal combat

    This actually literally looks mispelled, even though I know it isn't.

    My brain just rejects it and I don't know how to explain it better than that.

    It's honestly kind of amazing.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I hope the next console generation sees a revival of the Soldier of Fortune extreme carnage mentality, come on Call of Duty lets really shoot eachothers guts out fie on your high def gun shot sound effects show me them high fidelity gun shot meat effects

    Man, that game fucked me up as a kid. That one animation where the dude would stop moving, and then suddenly scream and writhe around for a few more seconds?

    I think that single-handedly turned me away from realistic shooters forever. Which is nice, it frees up a lot of time in my gaming schedule.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    DMX XXX

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I played soldier of fortune and was just like "haha look at these intestines made of triangles, this rules"

    Then it turns out the game just isn't very interesting otherwise

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    1 or 2? I had great times with 2. A lazy toss of a knife would sever a man's leg.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    yeah for all the talk of "REALISM!! RIGHT DOWN TO THE GORE!!" the games were super arcadey corridor shooters

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Which was funny, because even in the confined corridors the enemy AI had absolutely no defense against being sniped from like thirty feet away.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ray trace this mans guts

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2020
    god I do miss gritty fucking military fucking videogames though, there's a certain kind of ferocious ignorance that's a celebration of the stupidity that is videogames

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lIjdDZ7fPQ

    I can't think of anything that's quite this bad coming from middle to AAA tier developers these days

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    DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Disbonered

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I like sniper elite because you can shoot the nazis in the balls

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Bears Of War

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I like sniper elite because you can shoot the nazis in the balls

    And when you shoot Hitler in the sack, he's only got one ball!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I like sniper elite because you can shoot the nazis in the balls

    And when you shoot Hitler in the sack, he's only got one ball!

    That motherfucker runs fast though. I didn't manage to get him in the sack.

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    DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Bears Of War
    This is 100% a NSFW website. I don't even need to do a web search to know that I'm right.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Rogue Warrior is maybe the most truthful translation of a humans brain and mind into video game form, Richard Demo Dick Marcinko definitely fantasised about and told people he actually did raid a north korean missile complex calling each murdered guard a fucking amateur cocksucker motherfuck dicklicker shitface

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Has anyone here played The Room VR?

    I loved the original The Room games but I am very easily spooked and I know The Room VR has supernatural elements. Can anyone spoil me as to the nature and instances of the supernatural in the game and if they’d recommend it?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2020
    Speaking of fps games with a realism bent.

    I hope '83 turns out ok.
    I certainly hope less slurs fly around in the chat than in rising storm 2. Lots of people using "role play" and "immersion" to excuse use of the g word in that game...

    Though something tells me that a game with the premise of "cold war goes hot" will be... Somewhat fraught in its community still.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Has anyone here played The Room VR?

    I loved the original The Room games but I am very easily spooked and I know The Room VR has supernatural elements. Can anyone spoil me as to the nature and instances of the supernatural in the game and if they’d recommend it?

    It is not scary. If you have played the other room games it has the same style of spooky.

    It was entertaining. I was slightly spoiled by having played HL Alyx just before and the controls were a bit glitchy at times.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2020
    I wanna see that ww1 thing but it's not on the quest and my pc isn't stronk enough for vr.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Rogue Warrior is maybe the most truthful translation of a humans brain and mind into video game form, Richard Demo Dick Marcinko definitely fantasised about and told people he actually did raid a north korean missile complex calling each murdered guard a fucking amateur cocksucker motherfuck dicklicker shitface

    oh man if I was some kind of shitty vigilante that got paid to hurt people I would spend like 300% of my time thinking of dumbass things to say about them

    "welcome to fuck city, shithorse. population: my dick"

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wanna see that ww1 thing but it's not on the quest and my pc isn't stronk enough for vr.

    I want to point out. The scene with British soldiers going over the top. They have the wrong rifles. They have WW2 SMLE No. 4 Mk. Is. They should have SMLE No. 1 Mk. IIIs. The muzzle area is quite different.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Porchlight

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited May 2020
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wanna see that ww1 thing but it's not on the quest and my pc isn't stronk enough for vr.

    I want to point out. The scene with British soldiers going over the top. They have the wrong rifles. They have WW2 SMLE No. 4 Mk. Is. They should have SMLE No. 1 Mk. IIIs. The muzzle area is quite different.

    Nerd


    :heartbeat:

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I wanna see that ww1 thing but it's not on the quest and my pc isn't stronk enough for vr.

    I want to point out. The scene with British soldiers going over the top. They have the wrong rifles. They have WW2 SMLE No. 4 Mk. Is. They should have SMLE No. 1 Mk. IIIs. The muzzle area is quite different.

    Nerd


    :heartbeat:

    I mean, that is one of two historical periods I’m a qualified expert in. :cool:

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Dick Hunt

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
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    SproutSprout Registered User regular
    World of BarCraft

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Garry's Bod/Cod/Rod/Nod.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Wolfenstain 3D

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