like I did most of my school in C and you know what? GDB sucks (even with the GUI option) and Valgrind is annoying. Getting segfaults is bullshit and horrid. C's great if you're coding super low level lightweight shit that needs to run fast but it doesn't have to be the be-all end-all solution. Python just tries to make it easier to bridge across different programming modules. It's cheap and lightweight and is perfect for pipelining data or launching rapid analytics.
galaxy brain:
python doesn't need multithreading because I made everything into mircoservices running on AWS Lambda
what could go wrong?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
In python you don’t have to explicitly declare the type of any variable (like is it a string or an int), so it gets assigned based on how you use it and can get reassigned. Sometimes this is good, sometimes you get fucked by it.
so if a variable is supposed to be a string but its value is like, 12 or whatever?
galaxy brain:
mathematically pure functional programming language
don't need to worry about types because the only type is "function"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
In python you don’t have to explicitly declare the type of any variable (like is it a string or an int), so it gets assigned based on how you use it and can get reassigned. Sometimes this is good, sometimes you get fucked by it.
so if a variable is supposed to be a string but its value is like, 12 or whatever?
Yes, but fun fact some languages will just let you use it like a string and convert automatically for you. Always fun
galaxy brain:
mathematically pure functional programming language
don't need to worry about types because the only type is "function"
gotta implement your own types with math
Oh you want integers?
f(f(f(x)
ok there's 3
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
Only machine code is truly holy. Everything else is fel tech.
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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imagining jedi academy being all "no George Lucas here no siree"
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
Trying to relearn Linux so I got a Raspberry Pi. God I forgot how unintuitive things like parameter names can be. Switching to zsh helped though. Feels like a shell written in the last century at least
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have rules?!
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me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
we used to have similar conversations with our dog.
Less about following rules and more about stealing butter though.
Bethryn on
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
we used to have similar conversations with our dog.
Less about following rules and more about stealing butter though.
"don't steal the butter" is more of a norm
fuck gendered marketing
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
we used to have similar conversations with our dog.
Less about following rules and more about stealing butter though.
Lia wants desperately to play with me hardcore, which sucks because she evoked a real bad throbbing headache by waking me up at 6 repeatedly throughout the last week.
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
It's plausible
GUESS WHERE I LIVE
GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT ARE TRANSGENDER
DK IS MARRIED????
BABIES ERRYWHERE
Who won Game of Thrones?!
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
It's plausible
GUESS WHERE I LIVE
GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT ARE TRANSGENDER
DK IS MARRIED????
BABIES ERRYWHERE
so many
so very many
fuck gendered marketing
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
me to my children: you have to follow the rules even if I'm not here to watch you
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
you have kids!?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
It's plausible
GUESS WHERE I LIVE
GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT ARE TRANSGENDER
DK IS MARRIED????
BABIES ERRYWHERE
so many
so very many
this is my favorite development. i transitioned in the time I was away and when I came back it turns out a bunch of you did too. Makes me feel connected in a weird way.
One of the things I promised myself when I decided to start posting again was that i wouldn't do that thing where I get weirdly personal and saccharine, but I Just gotta say that it feels really nice to see folks here again :surprised:
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Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V
Saves so much time compared to typing things more than once, especially when it comes to addresses to YouTube videos
python doesn't need multithreading because I made everything into mircoservices running on AWS Lambda
what could go wrong?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
you had your chance
this is also my level
howling at "the creator of the series isn't involved" being a selling point
Not my fault y'all drove Ulpian and Cassius Dio out
so if a variable is supposed to be a string but its value is like, 12 or whatever?
mathematically pure functional programming language
don't need to worry about types because the only type is "function"
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
gotta implement your own types with math
Yes, but fun fact some languages will just let you use it like a string and convert automatically for you. Always fun
Oh you want integers?
f(f(f(x)
ok there's 3
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
There are now Fifteen Standards
laughing out loud
me: this is important because I have to do a job so we can have food and a place to live, and I cannot do that job if you are fucking up every time I am elsewhere
my children: ?
children: ??
C# is like if a mad scientist created a new language by genetically splicing Java and Python together.
you have kids!?
GEE I WONDER WHY
this sounds like a challenge
VH no! hasn't notre dame suffered enough?
Wow, it really has been awhile for you, hasn't it? :P
you have rules?!
Less about following rules and more about stealing butter though.
We should list everything that has changed and see if we can shock him into catatonia
It's plausible
GUESS WHERE I LIVE
GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLE IN CHAT ARE TRANSGENDER
DK IS MARRIED????
BABIES ERRYWHERE
"don't steal the butter" is more of a norm
Lia wants desperately to play with me hardcore, which sucks because she evoked a real bad throbbing headache by waking me up at 6 repeatedly throughout the last week.
Who won Game of Thrones?!
so many
so very many
Half of us now exist as brains in a box.
Thanks Geth.
2020, breaking all the records for everything.
this is my favorite development. i transitioned in the time I was away and when I came back it turns out a bunch of you did too. Makes me feel connected in a weird way.
One of the things I promised myself when I decided to start posting again was that i wouldn't do that thing where I get weirdly personal and saccharine, but I Just gotta say that it feels really nice to see folks here again :surprised:
the best/worst part is that that guy wrote and filed that, himself, pro se
he wants you to know just how horny he is
doh!