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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    my son asked my wife if he could get a pet monkey. She said "Ask your father". Sure thing buddy. According to google, we can go full Joe Exotic in North Carolina. I've wanted to own a monkey since F*R*I*E*N*D*S.

    Sweety wants to play monkey chicken? Let's dance, bitch!

    apparently they got rid of the monkey because it shat everywhere

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    It's late in the season but I think I'm going to plant garlic tonight.

    count chocula isn't going to be happy

    Bless your heart.
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i prefer cheese wife to pistol wife

    one is infinitely less likely to kill someone in cold blood

  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    X-ray's the only way you can be sure nobody replaced your bones with fakes.

    "So does she have any medical conditions related to this?" I ask.

    "They took out all of her organs and replaced them" I'm told.

    My head turns slightly to the right, scanning to see if the exit is now blocked and if this is to be the end.

    "Come again?"

    Chat, I wasn't told anything different.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i prefer cheese wife to pistol wife

    one is infinitely less likely to kill someone in cold blood
    And let's be honest. We've all had days where we're cheese wife

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i prefer cheese wife to pistol wife

    one is infinitely less likely to kill someone in cold blood
    And let's be honest. We've all had days where we're cheese wife

    Generally when I am cheese wife I am also pistol wife.

  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    i prefer cheese wife to pistol wife

    one is infinitely less likely to kill someone in cold blood
    And let's be honest. We've all had days where we're cheese wife

    this AV synergy...

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  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    They need to combine the peanut butter and the brownie M&M's into what should be called "My inevitable death via diabetes M&M's."

    Caramel M&Ms are this to me

    especially when I put the bag in the freezer and then eat them later

    Havelock2.0 on
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2020
    I always get the party size bag

    "oh you having a party?"

    Me:

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    "yes"

    Havelock2.0 on
    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    "Cheese wife" sounds like a ye olde tyme way of naming an obscure outdated profession that has nothing to do with wives or cheese.

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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
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    This is one of my favorite panels ever

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Elki wrote: »

    Technologists getting so mad at being called technicians is some deep cut Hospital Staff bullshit

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2020
    Deebaser wrote: »
    my son asked my wife if he could get a pet monkey. She said "Ask your father". Sure thing buddy. According to google, we can go full Joe Exotic in North Carolina. I've wanted to own a monkey since F*R*I*E*N*D*S.

    Sweety wants to play monkey chicken? Let's dance, bitch!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDEzmSff3M

    edit: so beat'd to this

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    "Cheese wife" sounds like a ye olde tyme way of naming an obscure outdated profession that has nothing to do with wives or cheese.

    A fishwife is a female fishmonger, so wouldn't a cheesewife be a female cheesemonger?

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  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Re: yesterday's Shredded Cheese Wife moment:

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    @spool32

    Jet Fuel June, as obsessively documented by a leftist shitposter account. Every main character of Twitter and the real world, every day, for all of June. There's also a massive document for Meltdown May I could dig up.



    At this point, this thread is legitimately a historical record

    I ate an engineer
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    doggeaux is a fucking treasure

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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    (doggeaux is the aforementioned leftist shitposter)

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Someone said today that the great thing about Mr. Brightside is if you’re singing along and fuck up you can try again in just a few seconds

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wait athenor what is that roller coaster thing behind you

    To be clear you should get rid of it and all your other toys and enjoy the resultant surfeit of funds and empty space to fill with pursuits that I personally deem worthwhile

    But still I want to know what it is

    Lego roller coaster. One of my bigger sets. Also the place where the MCU congregates to have fun.

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    It's fun to just reach over and send the cars going.

    @Organichu

    nothing, huh? :hydra:

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Someone said today that the great thing about Mr. Brightside is if you’re singing along and fuck up you can try again in just a few seconds

    how did it end up like this

    Bless your heart.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    excuse me samurai from the Tokugawa Shogunate wouldn't have typically had a manbun, the chonmage was more about shaving the top of the head and then just having a small oiled topknot secured on the top of the head.

    The manbun look is more from modern samurai movies who want to go for the samurai look while still looking fuckable

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

    You wore blackface or you were biologically fathered by Fidel Castro?

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I'm sorry I can't help it

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I’m going die on the Sarah Palin/Justin Trudeau hill apparently

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

    You wore blackface or you were biologically fathered by Fidel Castro?

    I fathered someone as fidel castro.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

    You wore blackface or you were biologically fathered by Fidel Castro?

    being biologically fathered by fidel castro while already a high school student would be very impressive

    Bless your heart.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    The music is kind of schmaltzy but whatever Arnold rules

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

    You wore blackface or you were biologically fathered by Fidel Castro?

    being biologically fathered by fidel castro while already a high school student would be very impressive

    This is why you can’t trust the commies, Dewb

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I just remembered i pulled a Justin Trudeau when in highschool...

    That bums me out.

    You wore blackface or you were biologically fathered by Fidel Castro?

    being biologically fathered by fidel castro while already a high school student would be very impressive

    This is why you can’t trust the commies, Dewb

    always fathering teenagers
    too lazy to raise them through the earlier stages
    always wanting that free grown child handout

    Bless your heart.
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited June 2020
    Echo on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I didn’t know Trudeau was Castro’s son but it makes sense considering both Cuba and Canada has free health care and start with a C

    PSN: Honkalot
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    The dress was blue and black and also incontrovertible disproof of objective reality

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    my son asked my wife if he could get a pet monkey. She said "Ask your father". Sure thing buddy. According to google, we can go full Joe Exotic in North Carolina. I've wanted to own a monkey since F*R*I*E*N*D*S.

    Sweety wants to play monkey chicken? Let's dance, bitch!

    apparently they got rid of the monkey because it shat everywhere

    Don’t care. I play monkey chicken for keeps!

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
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    This is just Indulgence with extra steps

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Also Sargon of ACAB is a great name

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