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  • A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    I have now proceeded to read all of Gunnerkrigg Court today

    I will now proceed to find my phone, which is dead probably

    edit: Found it. It wasn't out of battery, just in between the cushions of a sofa. Welp.

    A Kobold's Kobold on
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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    when I prime minis I just spray a bunch of primer into my mouth and toss the mini in and tongue it around a bunch until im sure its good and covered

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Some of my more woke friends are trying to absolve personal responsibility in mask wearing behaviors by appealing to arguments of systemic failure. Which yeah, but also like people have agency and why the fuck are we rationalizing failure to comply.

    the number 1 thing you can do to stay safe is to wear a mask

    Well, the number 1 thing you can do is never go outside or interact with other humans

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    when I prime minis I just spray a bunch of primer into my mouth and toss the mini in and tongue it around a bunch until im sure its good and covered

    The Amiibo corner strategy, I see!

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Some of my more woke friends are trying to absolve personal responsibility in mask wearing behaviors by appealing to arguments of systemic failure. Which yeah, but also like people have agency and why the fuck are we rationalizing failure to comply.

    the number 1 thing you can do to stay safe is to wear a mask

    Well, the number 1 thing you can do is never go outside or interact with other humans

    The dream...

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »

    Yup definitely NSFW (hooray working from home!)

    You are also 100% correct that is fucking amazing.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    how painful is being guillotined

    i imagine it's pretty quick

    hmm yes
    Death by guillotine would be painless because it immediately severs the nerves from your spinal cord to brain. The clean cut would paralyze you after severing your vertebrae, so pain receptors would no longer send signals as your nerves are severed and your body is non-functional. This is, of course, assuming you’re alive after having your head completely chopped off by a 10-pound blade accelerating at speeds of 40 mph, which you wouldn't be. You wouldn't even feel the cold touch of the blade as it sliced into your neck hair; it would be too fast.

    For those saying that spasms have been witnessed after execution by guillotine, it should be noted that spasms such as involuntary jerks, eye fluttering, and twitches can occur up to five minutes after death. This is because the brain suffocates, but it does not mean the presence of pain is there. Many people who pass away naturally and painlessly in a hospital bed will twitch, their eyes flutter, and even have bowel movements minutes after death. Once you are dead, you can't “feel” anything, including pain. As for studies mentioned about brain activity continuing in rats after severing of the head, the same goes. Brain activity can still be present after death, but that does not mean the subject is alive, nor [does it have] the defined senses of feeling.

    The guillotine was such an effective fear-mongering tool because it didn't focus on pain and suffering, but rather punishment. The idea was you're going to literally just be wiped off the face of the Earth for your crime—you're not even going to be allowed the few extra minutes of torture. The idea of dwelling in a dark cave before being escorted out blindfolded, having your neck placed on a board with a bucket to catch your severed head, and being executed by the drop of the blade and nothing else … it's a jarring realization of just how unsympathetic death is.


    i'm okay with this

    guillotining is humane

    poo
  • StarZapperStarZapper Vermont, Bizzaro world.Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure women's clothing sizes have no basis in any actual measurement

    eh like men's sizes mean anything more
    I have men's jeans with waists of 28 and 30 and 32 and they all fit
    similarly in tops XS-M depending on the brand+cut
    don't try to make it seem like they're somehow better! Men just tend to care less if their clothes fit

    Sizing makes more sense when you realize that in the U.S. the numbers are all meant to be inches, but in the rest of the world and where the clothes are manufactured they use the metric system and just round it off to the closest fit, rather than making U.S. specific sizes. Just another way the english measuring system is screwing us.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    what i'm saying is i'm okay with being guillotined

    poo
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    what i'm saying is i'm okay with being guillotined

    hey buddy get in line

  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »

    Ah yes, my normal human cat, that lives in my human apartment

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i'm pretty sure women's clothing sizes have no basis in any actual measurement

    eh like men's sizes mean anything more
    I have men's jeans with waists of 28 and 30 and 32 and they all fit
    similarly in tops XS-M depending on the brand+cut
    don't try to make it seem like they're somehow better! Men just tend to care less if their clothes fit

    Yeah there was a time where I could just walk into a store, find the right cut of jeans that I wanted and walk out with new jeans without even having to set foot in a fitting room but those days are long gone.

    Buying shorts last Friday reminded me of it because they had the fitting rooms closed due to covid so it was pretty much just welp, hope they fit I guess

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    This is late but I had a roommate who very much slept in a nest not a bed.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Reading thru the LANCER RPG book

    god this is some good stuff

    I remember when I was a kid, my mom bought me some DND DM books - I don't know exactly what they're called, but at least some of them were monster manuals for various worlds, and they were the coolest thing in the history of the world

    Athenor's shadowrun book collection is my library of Alexandria

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    take this gem railing against what i'll call "hotel art" by kobayashi issa (translated by robert hass)

    Writing shit about new snow
    for the rich
    is not art.

    One of the things I dig about "traditional" Japanese art - and find western commentary often misses - is how much of a pop, commercial scene most of this theoretically stiff, traditional art was being created in. Woodblock prints are -prints-, mass produced cheap art that middle class customers can run down to a store to buy. Rakugo, puppet theater, standup - all entertainment from the Red light prostitution districts, you'd go eat, drink, see a show, drink, and then go to a brothel. Hence why geisha, courtesans, and prostitutes are such regular topics in those genres. Kabuki too - it seems highbrow because it can be very abstract and formalized, but it was actually lowbrow entertainment intended to play for large, noisy crowds. It's so formalized because the government was regularly banning new things they found objectionable. Lots of classic samurai movie plots are lifted from kabuki standards, mass produced novels were sold to a highly literate urban population, etc etc.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    God there better not be gross nest boys out there getting laid
    Coinage wrote: »
    God there better not be gross nest boys out there getting laid

    I have bad news for you about the minimum requirements for young men to get laid
    if its so easy then how come

    Well, you do have to try to have sex with people to have sex with them

    Late Night Telethon Voice: THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!!?!!

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Reading thru the LANCER RPG book

    god this is some good stuff
    I like the power armor where all the flavor text for its unlocks are AARs of people talking about breaching some anomalous vault and how they fought countless copies of themselves and they think they might have never actually left and then the gear itself is like "and here's how we turned that into a sick ECM module"

  • BrodyBrody The Watch The First ShoreRegistered User regular
    @Chanus mens clothing has no basis in any Euclidean geometry.

    "I will write your name in the ruin of them. I will paint you across history in the color of their blood."

    The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I find the laughter at the end plus incroyable

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m not sure how much that therapy session helped

    I feel very lost right now

    Ugh stupid brains and bodies and chemicals

    Puberty sucks M I Rite.

    eHugs.

    I don’t even know where to begin

    My therapist wants me coming every week now until I’m not *gestures at self* this way

    New therapist or new thoughts?

    Same therapist, same thoughts, . . but hitting heavier and I’m tired

    The aimlessness and hopelessness are crowding me of late

    Hopefully getting back on a regular meds schedule will help

    Even without everything else shitty

    I've found it really hard to feel OK when covid's sort of turned every day into the same thing.

    Very little really happens that I can actually look forward to, so I'm just in like kind of a constant low-grade funk

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »

    That's a shame, the actual french canadian dub was really good.

    Unfortunately, i can't find the actual French Canadian Boomhauer but he was well cast.

  • Phoenix-DPhoenix-D Registered User regular
    Brody wrote: »
    @Chanus mens clothing has no basis in any Euclidean geometry.

    If your clothing is Euclidean something very strange has happened >.>

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have gotten lost in reading a translation of the original comic Tower of God is based on. Its still an interesting world. Recommend it highly.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2020
    Kana wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I’m not sure how much that therapy session helped

    I feel very lost right now

    Ugh stupid brains and bodies and chemicals

    Puberty sucks M I Rite.

    eHugs.

    I don’t even know where to begin

    My therapist wants me coming every week now until I’m not *gestures at self* this way

    New therapist or new thoughts?

    Same therapist, same thoughts, . . but hitting heavier and I’m tired

    The aimlessness and hopelessness are crowding me of late

    Hopefully getting back on a regular meds schedule will help
    Even without everything else shitty

    I've found it really hard to feel OK when covid's sort of turned every day into the same thing.

    Very little really happens that I can actually look forward to, so I'm just in like kind of a constant low-grade funk

    COVID and lockdown are a huge part of it, no doubt

    Having surgery last week without any family or partner to be with me or check on me was probably a big factor too

    Plus I just kinda hate life, but that’s not a new thing. That’s, like, my oldest thing.

    Atomika on
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i am so mad about that terrible KotH fandub because apparently that's the only version on youtube now.

    I'll never be able to rewatch the right version of King of the Hill. :(

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    i am so mad about that terrible KotH fandub because apparently that's the only version on youtube now.

    I'll never be able to rewatch the right version of King of the Hill. :(

    (The right version of King of the Hill is the American version.)

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    i am so mad about that terrible KotH fandub because apparently that's the only version on youtube now.

    I'll never be able to rewatch the right version of King of the Hill. :(

    (The right version of King of the Hill is the American version.)

    Hahaha.

    wait, you're serious?

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    FYI the "right version" of any TV show is the version you saw growing up.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    anyway, i found the DEFINITIVE version

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JH4YIXfNeA

    SUBS NOT DUBS.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2020
    We're now at close to 20 families we personally know who have fled or are fleeing NYC. 5 of which are heading to your town @Arch.

    Deebaser on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Also @Silas Brown and @Vanguard I read your discussion a bit on Pathfinder and other systems.

    I will say Pathfinder 2.0's leveling system after reading it is interesting. Not the scaling but the idea of how they use your initial decisions of species/race and such and how it combines with your class. The idea of gaining feats/abilities based on your choice of ancestry as you level is neat. And they built it very much around more cultural abilities at times. Stuff like gaining knowledge of weapons, better scavenging, and so on. Some are more innate like poison resistance.

    At the same time though it is still 3.5 scaling. And after playing 5E and running in that for a while 3.5 scaling is just so annoying. 5E built around proficiency and a linear growth of levels not so much the rapid increase with skill points and such is just so much easier to build encounters and checks. Growth is still there but 5E is so much more predictable and skewed.

    Vanguard I would say take a look at the character creation rules for Pathfinder 2.0 I am trying to figure how to move them to 5E. I just really like them.

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  • VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Also @Silas Brown and @Vanguard I read your discussion a bit on Pathfinder and other systems.

    I will say Pathfinder 2.0's leveling system after reading it is interesting. Not the scaling but the idea of how they use your initial decisions of species/race and such and how it combines with your class. The idea of gaining feats/abilities based on your choice of ancestry as you level is neat. And they built it very much around more cultural abilities at times. Stuff like gaining knowledge of weapons, better scavenging, and so on. Some are more innate like poison resistance.

    At the same time though it is still 3.5 scaling. And after playing 5E and running in that for a while 3.5 scaling is just so annoying. 5E built around proficiency and a linear growth of levels not so much the rapid increase with skill points and such is just so much easier to build encounters and checks. Growth is still there but 5E is so much more predictable and skewed.

    Vanguard I would say take a look at the character creation rules for Pathfinder 2.0 I am trying to figure how to move them to 5E. I just really like them.

    Send me a PDF and I’ll give some ideas

    I’ve only read 5E but a lot of it’s sensibility is cribbed from both story games and OSR

  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Nice

    Andrew Rhea of Binging with Babish has the carving fork from the movie Chef that Jon Favreau plates the pasta aglio e olio with for Scarlett Johannson

    He claims that folks ask him when he's going to frame it and he insists that it's just in a drawer as a daily driver

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    The Immortal Reactor is mine hahahahahaha

    delicious, delicious op blast weapon

    and more than enough mats to make this op agitator secret set time to tell monsters to do the roar

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    anyway, i found the DEFINITIVE version

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JH4YIXfNeA

    SUBS NOT DUBS.
    I prefer the manga.

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