I'd have liked to see a David Lynch Return of the Jedi with George Lucas backseat directing. The weirdness of Lynch, the more organised storytelling of Lucas. It'd be a good combo. And I'd be able to remember the name of the RotJ director.
Can you imagine what he would have done with ewoks. Frankly, I can't
goddamn
i mean i love lynch's Dune and I don't know if I would trade it in for another take on the star wars franchise but ... think of what could have been ....
tynic, are you telling me you are unaware of this clip
Uh, in other movie-related things, I watched The Call tonight, with Halle Berry. I really want(ed?) to like it! It starts off a little pat and clunky, but the middle part was exciting to me. I like movies where characters are trapped in a location and have to figure out how to escape it. So that was cool, I thought the pacing was good and all, but theeeen...it completely falls apart in the third act, which really bums me out
Can you imagine what he would have done with ewoks. Frankly, I can't
goddamn
i mean i love lynch's Dune and I don't know if I would trade it in for another take on the star wars franchise but ... think of what could have been ....
We definitely saw what Ewoks would have looked like, in Twin Peaks season 3:
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One time in high school some friends invited me over and we watched just the second half of Lynch's Dune. I hadn't read the book. It was hard to follow!
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Sorry... Richard Marquand?
tynic, are you telling me you are unaware of this clip
Uh, in other movie-related things, I watched The Call tonight, with Halle Berry. I really want(ed?) to like it! It starts off a little pat and clunky, but the middle part was exciting to me. I like movies where characters are trapped in a location and have to figure out how to escape it. So that was cool, I thought the pacing was good and all, but theeeen...it completely falls apart in the third act, which really bums me out
We definitely saw what Ewoks would have looked like, in Twin Peaks season 3:
it's hard to recommend without caveats and it doesn't execute well on most of what it's trying to do but it is absolutely worth seeing
it's a classic example of a movie that sounds great when it is just being described
as a movie it's fine, it's just kinda goofy and boring with a wild aesthetic and probably lynch's weakest movie
it is fucking awful as a dune movie
Like what would Star Wars look like if instead of Oz designing the aliens, you had H.R. Giger
Probably less good, honestly?
Yeah they're dicks, I get it
He wanted to design something entirely new for Alien but Ridley Scott was like I really, really need your dick monster
I was thinking the scariest monsters we know from current star wars would be downright cuddly after Giger or like Del Toro did some.
But yeah, also, if Giger is only used as 'we need that slimy dick energy', then that's real limited.
Uh excuse you, Star Wars has the Actual Christian Devil in it, which is pretty spooky
Just having a beer at the bar, too!
I both can and can't picture it beyond that line.
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Del Toro star wars would be amazing. Mostly because I feel he would just do weird hutt stuff
What
The
Fuck
Is
This
Movie
I think Gary sinese is just wearing left over lieutenant dan threads
I remember the coloring book and toys
At the time until I was in my late teens knew parts of the movie.
But we could have also had the magic of a Jodorowsky dune with Giger doing the visuals
With Owen Wilson as Luke, Bill Murray as Ben Kenobi, and Gwyneth Paltrow as Leia.
the wife won't let me hang it but in her defense it is very silly
I had forgotten about that movie for good reason
Looking it up I remembered why I chose to forget it
Except donal logue he is great
but she can see how awesome it is though, right?
Hey, sometimes they're vaginas!
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Good job, Criterion!
And I was like man what all did he do I love jerry orbach
So I looked up his filmography and this motherfucker was lumiere and did the singing as well?!?!?!?
My world was shaken to its foundations
I watched Aguirre, the Wrath of God
and hey that dude rules at making movies, turns out
that movie is actually just a documentary about what an asshole kinski was