Or as I like to call it, the most unnecessarily violent movie made in the last ten years.
Having just viewed it and after having read some critics reviews I've decided to give a sound byte of my own, "Rambo is a red, white and blue cheeseburger erection that does not relent until everyone is properly fucked."
Roger Ebert can eat my shit. God bless this movie.
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Don't forget the part where you kill them while your seed is still warm in their cow vajoos, wave it in the direction of a fire, and eat it extra rare.
Seein' it tonight, hell yes. Super excited. I also just watched Cop Land the other night, which I have decided is a criminally underrated movie. Seriously, it was great, all-star cast, awesome performances, good story. Sylvester Stallone in fine form. Oh yea and it was totally directed by the guy who did 3:10 to Yuma.
I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.
So in conclusion, gross.
If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.
Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.
fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.
Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?
shit he cracked the code
The code of you all equating your ladies with fat heffers?
Yeah, I decyphered it. But I thought women were things in general, not specific things like cows. Make up your mind, I'm so confused.
I don't know what a "Cheeseburger" erection is.
The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.
So in conclusion, gross.
If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.
Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.
fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.
Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?
shit he cracked the code
Well I was trying to imply that after eating a steak us alpha male types are prone to getting a raging erection in the afterglow, but in all honesty I can live with this definition of reality just as well.
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Seein' it tonight, hell yes. Super excited. I also just watched Cop Land the other night, which I have decided is a criminally underrated movie. Seriously, it was great, all-star cast, awesome performances, good story. Sylvester Stallone in fine form. Oh yea and it was totally directed by the guy who did 3:10 to Yuma.
Cop Land is one of my favorites, and yes, it is exceptionally underrated, as is A Bronx Tale.
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edited January 2008
One time I cooked a steak so good it earned me a blowjob.
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edited January 2008
Going with a bunch of friends to see this tonight. So stoked.
I made the rror of reading the review in my local paper. Not that it was a bad review, but the fucking guy gave away a pretty hilarious-sounding kill. Now I won't be surprised when it happens :x
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I was kinda disappointed they just called it Rambo instead of giving it a rad secondary title
what was wrong with any of these
aka "Rambo: To Hell and Back" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo 4" - Singapore (English title)
aka "Rambo IV: In the Serpent's Eye" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: End of Peace" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: Holy War" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra" - USA (working title)
aka "John Rambo" - USA (working title), France, Italy
I was kinda disappointed they just called it Rambo instead of giving it a rad secondary title
what was wrong with any of these
aka "Rambo: To Hell and Back" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo 4" - Singapore (English title)
aka "Rambo IV: In the Serpent's Eye" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: End of Peace" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: Holy War" - USA (working title)
aka "Rambo IV: Pearl of the Cobra" - USA (working title)
aka "John Rambo" - USA (working title), France, Italy
That really is the best chart. I see now that the flaw in Rambo 3 was that it took too long to get to the killing. No matter how many dudes you kill, you gotta grab them from the get go.
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The only possible idea is how Uriel eats a cheeseburger and god I don't want to picture that.
So in conclusion, gross.
"Rambo" (2008)
Total Body Count: 236
Kill Count Per Minute: 2.59
Torture Scenes: 3
Time of First Death In Film: 3min 22sec
Good Guys Killed: 113
Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 83
Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 40
If you don't know you probably don't enjoy red meat as much as most men.
Possibly on account of the gay, but our meat technicians haven't come to a hard conclusion yet.
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fuck that, i will out-eat you on steak any day of the goddamn week.
But I eat my steaks, I don't fuck them.
Does being straight equate with wanting to fuck cows and/or their byproducts, then?
shit he cracked the code
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The code of you all equating your ladies with fat heffers?
Yeah, I decyphered it. But I thought women were things in general, not specific things like cows. Make up your mind, I'm so confused.
t lostwords: :^:
Hm. Question for those who have seen it: is it worth a two hour drive (both ways)?
Well I was trying to imply that after eating a steak us alpha male types are prone to getting a raging erection in the afterglow, but in all honesty I can live with this definition of reality just as well.
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Cop Land is one of my favorites, and yes, it is exceptionally underrated, as is A Bronx Tale.
True story.
If watching Commando or either of the Rambo sequels is your idea of a good time, then yes.
Yes it is.
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Not the preferred nomenclature.
this movie is out?
like, now?
oh SNAP
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I made the rror of reading the review in my local paper. Not that it was a bad review, but the fucking guy gave away a pretty hilarious-sounding kill. Now I won't be surprised when it happens :x
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what was wrong with any of these
i am legend sucked, right?
so it's either this, juno, or atonement
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juno is pretty funny
if you don't get annoyed by the hip indiekid like references everywhere
I wanna see cloverfield really bad too
Fuck Juno
EDIT: AVGN, which means NSFW.
ain't played it in years, but i remember it being kind of fun
The whole movie is a sex scene; I'm spooing in my pants every god damn second of every god damn movie.
huh
i ain't seen that in a dog's age
No doubt, its Mr. .50 Cal Gatling Gun, unless you're on really good terms.
wait
WAIT
DFENEDER IS THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD