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All the [Love]ly people

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    up to ten years in the sausage slammer.

    I am guilty as charged <3

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Ah yes, a dry rub

    Really brings out the flavour

    I petition we call this the "Shapiro" from here on

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

    Maybe if you're a bedbug.

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    "The important thing to note about sex is... that it's not a pleasurable activity."

    Are you quoting Ben Shapiro because I absolutely believe Ben Shapiro has never had good sex.

    Also ha dry rub I'd believe that too

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Ben Shapiro is a dweeb is what I'm saying

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    No but one of his alt-right buddies

    They all seem to hate sex

  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Gotta come up with a justification for not having sex that doesn't involve admitting you're a humongous, flaming butt ass.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Juggernut wrote: »
    Gotta come up with a justification for not having sex that doesn't involve admitting you're a humongous, flaming butt ass.

    I hate sex because nobody is willing to have sex with me because of my horrible opinions

    -those jackasses, probably

    Orca on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    sex is not real anyway

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ah yes

    the "sex"

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Fantasy films are not for everyone.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

    Porn?

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sex is not real anyway

    I find porn boring

    Porn?

    short for popcorn

    I don't much care for it either

    unpopped porn kernels

    porn in your teeth

    etc

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited September 2020
    If sex isn’t real, then where did all these babies come from, eh?

    sarukun on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    They come out of their parents foreheads, duh

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    If sex isn’t real, then where did all these babies come from, eh?

    The lab
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

    No

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    If sex isn't real, what's three plus three?

    Stop trying to get me to do your math homework!

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They come out of their parents foreheads, duh

    That was ONE TIME, MORI.

    And for the last time, you are not the living incarnation of Athena

    You’re a normal human father!

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    That's a sax.

    Sex is the company that got paid by the government for ripping off poor people.

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    No no, that's a sax. You're thinking of shorthand for Spectacles

  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    That's a sax.

    Sex is the company that got paid by the government for ripping off poor people.

    No, that was Goldman Sachs.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    No no, that's a sax. You're thinking of shorthand for Spectacles

    Nah, that's specs. Sex was a character in Gundam Wing.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Seax, guys, it's written seax

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I thought sex was a kind of food that is mostly liquid

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Platy wrote: »
    Seax, guys, it's written seax

    No, that's German for the number 6.

  • SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    That's a villain in Kingdom Hearts.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    That's a sax.

    Sex is the company that got paid by the government for ripping off poor people.

    No, that was Goldman Sachs.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Sorce wrote: »
    Isn't sex just different groups inside a religion?

    No no, those are sects. You're thinking of one of those funny shaped woodwind instruments.

    No no, that's a sax. You're thinking of shorthand for Spectacles

    Nah, that's specs. Sex was a character in Gundam Wing.

    No, you're thinking of Zechs. Sex is the number of sides on a polyhedron with faces with all right angles to the adjacent faces.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    So I got the someone messaged you on OKC I went and saw they hid it beyond paywall so yeah

    Really I gave up I really had to come to terms with the fact that site [both okc, match, tinder and such } were just making me depressed combined with work [the fact I was not happy to go back and then deal with the fact it was far worse then when I left which in itself is just sad
    That sadness where you just wallow in sadness for hours with nothing to make you happy {I feel that is something for the moods thread} as even those words do not quite describe it
    I tired and failed on those sites. The fact I had a better conversation with a woman I met on ebay than i ever did on those sites

    I really should put thought into this post as there is a lot of feelings and words but I don't know really how to talk about them

  • McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    Rambling posts are okay, sometimes words just gotta get out.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3944-9431-0318
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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Ah yes

    the "sex"

    We have dismissed these claims.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    second

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
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