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cowboy pirate should say

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    The other option is only valid if the pirate is casting aspersions on the sexual proclivities of their foes.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I've never heard a cowboy say y'all, though

    i have to wonder if you have ever heard a cowboy at all then

    Cowboy or Texan

  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Everybody should say y'all regardless if you're a cowboy or not.

    Y'all is one of the most useful words in the english language

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Enlong wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Y'all ho ho sounds more like a Cowboy Santa Claus when I read it

    I can switch to to what it's supposed to be with effort, but it's not ideal

    See, I would say the opposite - "Yo ho ho y'all" is just Texan Santa to my ears.

    ...does Santa say Yo Ho Ho in Australia?

    He says "Ho ho ho, now I have a machine gun" every year on Christmas Eve. Or at least, an agent of his does.

    It's "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

    Unless you're playing Die Hard Trilogy, of course.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Platy wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I've never heard a cowboy say y'all, though

    i have to wonder if you have ever heard a cowboy at all then

    Cowboy or Texan

    same thing

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I've never heard a cowboy say y'all, though

    i have to wonder if you have ever heard a cowboy at all then

    I grew up in Colorado
    To be honest, I forgot Texas existed

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    yo ho ho y'all
    To be honest, I forgot Texas existed

    good for you!

    please post your routine so the rest of us might achieve same

    Magic Pink on
  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Peewi wrote: »
    Yee harrrrrr

    This is the one.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    expendable wrote: »
    The other option is only valid if the pirate is casting aspersions on the sexual proclivities of their foes.

    I feel like pirates of all people do not have a leg to stand on with that one

  • cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Straightzi wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    The other option is only valid if the pirate is casting aspersions on the sexual proclivities of their foes.

    I feel like pirates of all people do not have a leg to stand on with that one

    i mean, that is often one of the defining traits of a pirate, from all the canon fire

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  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Straightzi wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    The other option is only valid if the pirate is casting aspersions on the sexual proclivities of their foes.

    I feel like pirates of all people do not have a leg to stand on with that one

    There's a few ways to look at this:

    1) Pirates are not the most morally consistent people out there

    and/or

    2) If a pirate is calling you a ho/yucking your yum, you might be due for some serious self-reflection.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    y'all ho ho
    as someone who went to a rural ass school with people that did rodeo and shit AND had pirates as a school mascot-

    i feel confident that i am correct

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    cursedking wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    expendable wrote: »
    The other option is only valid if the pirate is casting aspersions on the sexual proclivities of their foes.

    I feel like pirates of all people do not have a leg to stand on with that one

    i mean, that is often one of the defining traits of a pirate, from all the canon fire

    Thanks for taking that setup, I was hoping someone would

  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Madican wrote: »
    Eekum bokum

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5MpLQ8TQcQ

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Gustav wrote: »
    as someone who went to a rural ass school with people that did rodeo and shit AND had pirates as a school mascot-

    i feel confident that i am correct

    What is with these rural landlocked schools and pirate mascots?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    y'all ho ho
    The further you are from the high seas, the more romantic a fantasy they seem.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Gustav wrote: »
    as someone who went to a rural ass school with people that did rodeo and shit AND had pirates as a school mascot-

    i feel confident that i am correct

    and yet here we are

  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    To be honest, I forgot Texas existed

    good for you!

    please post your routine so the rest of us might achieve same

    I just remembered that cowboys were in the American West, and y'all was a southern thing. And clearly they are different areas of the country.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    My middle school was a combination middle/high school who's mascot was the raiders and they had an agriculture department that had a bunch of chickens, pigs, and other animals.

    So I guess that kinda counts as a cowboy pirate.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    To be honest, I forgot Texas existed

    good for you!

    please post your routine so the rest of us might achieve same

    I just remembered that cowboys were in the American West, and y'all was a southern thing. And clearly they are different areas of the country.

    Basically anything outside of New England is considered The West by a lot of people. Texas sometimes isn't considered The South by other people, too.

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited September 2020
    yo ho ho y'all
    A cowboy pirate is what would happen if Black Bart and Blackbeard had a lovechild

    Platy on
  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    15 steers on a dead man's chest, yodel-eh-hi-hoo and a bottle of rum

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    y'all ho ho
    texas exists in the intersection of The South IE the pro-slavery civil war belligerent states and The West IE cowboy town

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    y'all ho ho
    Um, aren't pirates and cowboys opposing archetypes? You know, "One to the land, and one to the sea, lest the world be consumed in a bearsharkopalypse cowboy pirate nonsense".

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  • LucedesLucedes might be real Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    how d'yo ho ho do?

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Y'all is the equivalent to the Māori "koutou" (you 3 or more). Although it's more formal than the informal y'all. You could piratify it into "koutou ho!" Same rhythm as "yo ho ho", but it's a bit of a butchered mess.

  • Up JobUp Job Registered User regular
    Stop saying y'all, everybody.

    It's you all, everybody.

  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Up Job wrote: »
    Stop saying y'all, everybody.

    It's you all, everybody.

    I honestly can't tell if you're making a joke about combining y'all everybody or making a joke about contractions. Or both.

    Well done.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • H0b0manH0b0man Registered User regular
    Well if you gotta talk to everybody than you might need to bust out the "all y'all"

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've always spelled it ya'll.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    I've always spelled it ya'll.

    What are the letters being removed with the apostrophe there though?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've always spelled it ya'll.

    What are the letters being removed with the apostrophe there though?

    the A in all

    It's a contraction of ya and all.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    y'all ho ho
    yeah that's how I'd read ya'll

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Yeah but "ya" is an affirmative, like yes. Y'all is "you all" not "yes all".

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah but "ya" is an affirmative, like yes. Y'all is "you all" not "yes all".

    Are ya sure about that?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    yo ho ho y'all
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah but "ya" is an affirmative, like yes. Y'all is "you all" not "yes all".

    Are ya sure about that?

    Ya.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited September 2020
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've always spelled it ya'll.

    What are the letters being removed with the apostrophe there though?

    the A in all

    It's a contraction of ya and all.

    Ya is not a word; it is on this hill I shall die.

    Edit: Holy fuck my grammar

    Fencingsax on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2020
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I've always spelled it ya'll.

    What are the letters being removed with the apostrophe there though?

    the A in all

    It's a contraction of ya and all.

    Ya is not a word; it is on this hill I shall die.

    Edit: Holy fuck my grammar

    It's slang. As is ya'll. It's a matryoshka of slang.
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Yeah but "ya" is an affirmative, like yes. Y'all is "you all" not "yes all".

    Are ya sure about that?

    Ya.

    A word being one thing and also another thing is one of the hallmarks of language.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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