"I'm hoping they learn different words within colonies - but if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don't know what we'll do," he added.
Wow, I did not know they visibly changed that much over just three months. Makes sense, I guess, if they're putting on a lot of weight, but still. Wow!
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"I'm hoping they learn different words within colonies - but if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don't know what we'll do," he added.
Parrots are like kids in that they swear because they get funny reactions. And they absolutely do teach each other bad language. This should be interesting :biggrin:
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"I'm hoping they learn different words within colonies - but if they teach the others bad language and I end up with 250 swearing birds, I don't know what we'll do," he added.
Parrots are like kids in that they swear because they get funny reactions. And they absolutely do teach each other bad language. This should be interesting :biggrin:
Culture in animals is really interesting. I remember hearing that cats pick up enough social cues from their surroundings that not only do feral cats who originally lived with humans make more noises than purely feral animals, but their kittens are more vocal than kittens of quiet mothers.
A security flaw in an internet-enabled male chastity device allows hackers to remotely control the gadget and permanently lock in wearers, researchers disclosed today.
The Cellmate Chastity Cage, built by Chinese firm Qiui, lets users hand over access to their genitals to a partner who can lock and unlock the cage remotely using an app. But multiple flaws in the app’s design mean “anyone could remotely lock all devices and prevent users from releasing themselves,” according to UK security firm Pen Test Partners.
Even worse, as the chastity cage does not come with a manual override or physical key, locked-in users have few options to break out. One is to cut through the cage’s hardened steel shackle, an operation that would require bolt cutters or an angle grinder, and that is made trickier by the fact that the shackle in question is fastened tightly around the wearer’s testicles. The other, discovered by Pen Test Partners, is to overload the circuit board that controls the lock’s motor with three volts of electricity (around two AA batteries’ worth).
"I mean, it's just a lightbulb, I'm sure the default password is fine."
"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
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A security flaw in an internet-enabled male chastity device allows hackers to remotely control the gadget and permanently lock in wearers, researchers disclosed today.
The Cellmate Chastity Cage, built by Chinese firm Qiui, lets users hand over access to their genitals to a partner who can lock and unlock the cage remotely using an app. But multiple flaws in the app’s design mean “anyone could remotely lock all devices and prevent users from releasing themselves,” according to UK security firm Pen Test Partners.
Even worse, as the chastity cage does not come with a manual override or physical key, locked-in users have few options to break out. One is to cut through the cage’s hardened steel shackle, an operation that would require bolt cutters or an angle grinder, and that is made trickier by the fact that the shackle in question is fastened tightly around the wearer’s testicles. The other, discovered by Pen Test Partners, is to overload the circuit board that controls the lock’s motor with three volts of electricity (around two AA batteries’ worth).
Imagine this combined with ransomware.
Holy shit, do NOT give access to your genitals internet access!
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A security flaw in an internet-enabled male chastity device allows hackers to remotely control the gadget and permanently lock in wearers, researchers disclosed today.
The Cellmate Chastity Cage, built by Chinese firm Qiui, lets users hand over access to their genitals to a partner who can lock and unlock the cage remotely using an app. But multiple flaws in the app’s design mean “anyone could remotely lock all devices and prevent users from releasing themselves,” according to UK security firm Pen Test Partners.
Even worse, as the chastity cage does not come with a manual override or physical key, locked-in users have few options to break out. One is to cut through the cage’s hardened steel shackle, an operation that would require bolt cutters or an angle grinder, and that is made trickier by the fact that the shackle in question is fastened tightly around the wearer’s testicles. The other, discovered by Pen Test Partners, is to overload the circuit board that controls the lock’s motor with three volts of electricity (around two AA batteries’ worth).
Imagine this combined with ransomware.
Holy shit, do NOT give access to your genitals internet access!
Wait. Who made the thread title several weeks ago and HOW COULD THEY PREDICT THE FUTURE?!?
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
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A security flaw in an internet-enabled male chastity device allows hackers to remotely control the gadget and permanently lock in wearers, researchers disclosed today.
The Cellmate Chastity Cage, built by Chinese firm Qiui, lets users hand over access to their genitals to a partner who can lock and unlock the cage remotely using an app. But multiple flaws in the app’s design mean “anyone could remotely lock all devices and prevent users from releasing themselves,” according to UK security firm Pen Test Partners.
Even worse, as the chastity cage does not come with a manual override or physical key, locked-in users have few options to break out. One is to cut through the cage’s hardened steel shackle, an operation that would require bolt cutters or an angle grinder, and that is made trickier by the fact that the shackle in question is fastened tightly around the wearer’s testicles. The other, discovered by Pen Test Partners, is to overload the circuit board that controls the lock’s motor with three volts of electricity (around two AA batteries’ worth).
Imagine this combined with ransomware.
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Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
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Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Are you aware that the first predator drones used basically an unencrypted link for their controls....and that their video feeds were unencrypted up until a scandal in 2009? There are a lot of people who make stuff that should be concerned about security that are not.
"The western world sips from a poisonous cocktail: Polarisation, populism, protectionism and post-truth"
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly now that I think about it, sex toys are probably one of the best use cases for IoT stuff. Long distance relationships are pretty common, isolated due to covid-19, plus sex workers giving private streams could all make really good use of them.
Just imagine the first major DDoS attack against a super power carried about by a combination of butt plugs and vibrators. The future is really here.
"Sir, the cyber attack is coming from ten million buttplugs."
It's an Alternating Script Strike!
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I don't get who would want that device? Incels? Mormons?
You know the old joke, "When you're married, it's ALWAYS the same sex"? There's two options for that boredom - equally mediocre sex outside the marriage or creativity. You pick option B and it's all escalation from there. First its fuzzy handcuffs and a feather duster, then it's golf clubs and a ball gag, few years later you have to come up with a plausible explanation for having a welder come mount shackles and a drill press to your stripper pole.
Just as an example: An SO might lock their partner in something like this before leaving for a day and send dirty texts all day to torment them, then make them "earn" release when they get home.
Always remember, safety first where genitals are involved. Make sure no matter what happens, you can get out of a toy or retrieve it from where you stuck it. Even if this toy couldn't be hacked, it lacks an emergency release. You WILL end up in the news or the annual "things ER doctors pulled out of people's butts" list.
I don't get who would want that device? Incels? Mormons?
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Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly now that I think about it, sex toys are probably one of the best use cases for IoT stuff. Long distance relationships are pretty common, isolated due to covid-19, plus sex workers giving private streams could all make really good use of them.
Just imagine the first major DDoS attack against a super power carried about by a combination of butt plugs and vibrators. The future is really here.
The formal term for this I've heard used is "teledildonics".
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Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly now that I think about it, sex toys are probably one of the best use cases for IoT stuff. Long distance relationships are pretty common, isolated due to covid-19, plus sex workers giving private streams could all make really good use of them.
Just imagine the first major DDoS attack against a super power carried about by a combination of butt plugs and vibrators. The future is really here.
The formal term for this I've heard used is "teledildonics".
Which I read on an obvious satire website back in 2000.
Honestly even though I knew there were remote control over internet sex toys, their security never occurred to me. I guess neither did the people who made them.
Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
Honestly now that I think about it, sex toys are probably one of the best use cases for IoT stuff. Long distance relationships are pretty common, isolated due to covid-19, plus sex workers giving private streams could all make really good use of them.
Just imagine the first major DDoS attack against a super power carried about by a combination of butt plugs and vibrators. The future is really here.
The formal term for this I've heard used is "teledildonics".
A friend of mine used to work for a company that was doing force feedback stuff, primarily for remote surgeries and the like. Because of the obvious other uses, they formed a small LLC and went to an adult industry con to see if it was a market worth pursuing for them. I didn't get the impression that anyone there was naïve, but after the one visit, they decided it was a market they didn't really want to go after.
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To recall a line I saw attributed to one of the designers of the original Japanese electric bidet toilet seat, "Your day becomes nothing but anuses."
TSR on this very board was really into teledlildonics.. it’s where I first heard the term. Probably was in the VR threads before the Oculus started putting out testing units and such. Crazy times.
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Parrots are like kids in that they swear because they get funny reactions. And they absolutely do teach each other bad language. This should be interesting :biggrin:
Culture in animals is really interesting. I remember hearing that cats pick up enough social cues from their surroundings that not only do feral cats who originally lived with humans make more noises than purely feral animals, but their kittens are more vocal than kittens of quiet mothers.
Imagine this combined with ransomware.
"I mean, it's just a lightbulb, I'm sure the default password is fine."
Holy shit, do NOT give access to your genitals internet access!
But then how would Only Fans work?
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I'd guess around 15
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Just think of doing a wifi (or bluetooth) scan and picking up an egg and being able to turn it on in lets say a restaurant setting and watching to see a man or woman twitch. If I had something inserted in me I would certainly want to make sure it was locked down. In the heat of the moment though? Yea I could see forgetting to reset the password.
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Are you aware that the first predator drones used basically an unencrypted link for their controls....and that their video feeds were unencrypted up until a scandal in 2009? There are a lot of people who make stuff that should be concerned about security that are not.
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
You think you're talking in hypotheticals here, but (or more like butt) there was a presentation on the security issues with a Bluetooth enabled plug popular with cammers (because it could be set up for remote control by viewers.)
Honestly now that I think about it, sex toys are probably one of the best use cases for IoT stuff. Long distance relationships are pretty common, isolated due to covid-19, plus sex workers giving private streams could all make really good use of them.
Just imagine the first major DDoS attack against a super power carried about by a combination of butt plugs and vibrators. The future is really here.
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It's an Alternating Script Strike!
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
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"Help Stepbrother, My wifi password has been reset and I'm stuck!
wha....what are you doing, stepbrother?"
You know the old joke, "When you're married, it's ALWAYS the same sex"? There's two options for that boredom - equally mediocre sex outside the marriage or creativity. You pick option B and it's all escalation from there. First its fuzzy handcuffs and a feather duster, then it's golf clubs and a ball gag, few years later you have to come up with a plausible explanation for having a welder come mount shackles and a drill press to your stripper pole.
Always remember, safety first where genitals are involved. Make sure no matter what happens, you can get out of a toy or retrieve it from where you stuck it. Even if this toy couldn't be hacked, it lacks an emergency release. You WILL end up in the news or the annual "things ER doctors pulled out of people's butts" list.
"Oh you know, spent it pen-testing."
Oh my sweet summer child...
The formal term for this I've heard used is "teledildonics".
Which I read on an obvious satire website back in 2000.
The world just needed to catch up to it...
A friend of mine used to work for a company that was doing force feedback stuff, primarily for remote surgeries and the like. Because of the obvious other uses, they formed a small LLC and went to an adult industry con to see if it was a market worth pursuing for them. I didn't get the impression that anyone there was naïve, but after the one visit, they decided it was a market they didn't really want to go after.
I've come to believe that all satire is just waiting for the world to catch up