Doesn't really match up with the text of it. On the other hand, it's max batting, that's a big buff for the Pie's lineup. If Jessica gets unshelled early in the season they'll be in good shape.
Also that 50% better playing in crows weather won't hurt.
My beloved Breckenridge Jazz Hands now have a five-star batter, and a four-star batter with a Shrink Ray (making his strike zone smaller). They're a little late in the lineup for my taste, but that ain't shabby.
Now if we could just shore up our pitching stable.
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So I guess we angered the Peanut again? I'm not exactly certain how and as a fan of ONE of the teams currently trying to kill god I'm beyond caring.
We're in Siesta for the next week while one of the devs is moving, according to my sources. The nut's outburst is just a kayfabe justification for the shutdown
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
I can tell I have terminal peanut poisoning because I saw this and my initial reflex was "oh that's a good Jessica Telephone and Nagomi McDaniel" in spite of having been a Dorohedoro fan for over seven years
You're not wrong, though. I dunno what Dorohedoro is, but that's an excellent picture of Jessica and either Nagomi McDaniel or Comfort Septemberish, for sure.
People blow all their cash at the end of the week and generally hover around 10k to avoid getting hit with ETR. No reason to hoard it all in this game!
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
Not content with a record-worst 21-78 regular season record, the Fridays are going to boldly strive to add a few more games to the loss column, because we got randomly selected to play the Wild Card series. Time to see if all that party time was worth anything.
Update: we couldn't quite pull off the series win but we gave the Tigers a scare. They thrashed us in the first game 13-1, but the Fridays rallied to win game 2 and held a 5-4 lead in the 7th inning of game 3 before the Tigers eventually pulled away. This is simultaneously the worst and best season in Fridays history.
Nagomi McDaniel was pecked free by the birds and according to blaseball news network immediately hit both a 2-run and 3-run homer.
Time to face to crab.
The Peanut's plan was nearly perfect, but they made one mistake. Nagomi got out just in time to avoid being recruited to the Pod team. She's free, she's angry, and she's about to become omnipotent.
Each team had a random player get the Fire Eater, Siphon and Friend of Crows buffs, which I assume are related to the decrees that passed. I haven't looked through all the rosters yet, but so far Nagomi's the only player I've seen who got more than one of the buffs.
hopefully Nolanestophia comes back from the Shadows one day
also lmao at Miami fans spending all our votes trying to kill our team, and not getting a single blessing, just like always EDIT: I can't read, we killed an umpire let's goooooooooo
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Both the Pies and Tigers were playing for ascension, yes.
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And if the Crabs have another dominant season, they too will be in the ascension race
And the Philly Pies stole their own player.
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But hey, now we've got 2 new pitchers, and our home games are gonna be stacked. We'll see how it shakes out next week after the siesta
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Also that 50% better playing in crows weather won't hurt.
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Now if we could just shore up our pitching stable.
YOU FOOLS
The Shelled One
SERIOUSLY?
The Shelled One
SERIOUSLY
The Shelled One
100 MILLION SNACKS
The Shelled One
WASTED
The Shelled One
YOU FOOLS
The Shelled One
THAT IS IT
The Shelled One
STRIKE FOUR
The Shelled One
YOU ARE OUT
The Shelled One
SEE YOU SOON
Steam
I can tell I have terminal peanut poisoning because I saw this and my initial reflex was "oh that's a good Jessica Telephone and Nagomi McDaniel" in spite of having been a Dorohedoro fan for over seven years
I figured there would be blaseball millionaires at this time!
We thank you for your sacrifice.
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THE PEANUT CALLED STRIKE FOUR.
THE MONITOR FEEDS.
THE MICROPHONE HAS A PLAN.
THE FINAL ACT OF THE DISCIPLINE ERA BEGINS TODAY WITH SEASON 9 OF INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL.
A STORM IS COMING.
TAKE COVER. PLAY BALL.
The Commissioner is still doing a great job.
A bunch of our pitchers became hitters and vice versa. Which was alright for our batting but kinda rough for our pitching.
Also I have cast hundreds of votes for everyone else to get a Fifth base, I look forward to what is to come.
Update: we couldn't quite pull off the series win but we gave the Tigers a scare. They thrashed us in the first game 13-1, but the Fridays rallied to win game 2 and held a 5-4 lead in the 7th inning of game 3 before the Tigers eventually pulled away. This is simultaneously the worst and best season in Fridays history.
Time to face to crab.
Steam
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Time to crack us open a Nut God
EDIT: wait, they’re back now that I’m on another device; was it a glitch?
Steam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqwvJbkVPhU&ab_channel=Joshatiel is the video that got me into it.
The Peanut's plan was nearly perfect, but they made one mistake. Nagomi got out just in time to avoid being recruited to the Pod team. She's free, she's angry, and she's about to become omnipotent.
also lmao at Miami fans spending all our votes trying to kill our team, and not getting a single blessing, just like always EDIT: I can't read, we killed an umpire let's goooooooooo
We got Mike Townsend
Also holy shit our pitching stable is miserable now huh
No blessings at all, shame bubble. Oof.