I think I might get a ukulele before I go camping. Seems like an appropriate choice for hammock camping.
You’re a monster
Potentially a monster with a ukulele.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
The Secret Fire of Prometheus
In Skyrim a bear murdered a rabbit, then turned to attack me because ?? I guess it decided it was worth just leaving the rabbit instead of eating it to fight a giant cat person? So I shot it several times with fireballs then ran away because it was going to be too trivial.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
In Skyrim a bear murdered a rabbit, then turned to attack me because ?? I guess it decided it was worth just leaving the rabbit instead of eating it to fight a giant cat person? So I shot it several times with fireballs then ran away because it was going to be too trivial.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
In Skyrim a bear murdered a rabbit, then turned to attack me because ?? I guess it decided it was worth just leaving the rabbit instead of eating it to fight a giant cat person? So I shot it several times with fireballs then ran away because it was going to be too trivial.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
Bear is likely stronger than the dragons
I will not stand idly by and allow this anti-dragon propaganda to spread unopposed
In Skyrim a bear murdered a rabbit, then turned to attack me because ?? I guess it decided it was worth just leaving the rabbit instead of eating it to fight a giant cat person? So I shot it several times with fireballs then ran away because it was going to be too trivial.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
Bear is likely stronger than the dragons
I will not stand idly by and allow this anti-dragon propaganda to spread unopposed
Actually this does remind me that one of the dragons got a huge chunk eaten out of its health by a different bear...
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Oblivion had those damn wolves that would chase you all over the place.
Skyrim does too. Wolves that will persist in following you even after you get frustrated and turn around and murder 2/3rds of their pack in an eighth of a second with multiple fireballs.
I get that they don't want Skyrim to be super... such that you walk for forever with nothing happening, but I definitely think the animal AI could've used more work.
something that has been cracking me up about Swedish ESO guild is our discord signups for events
if the event has a limited number of spaces available, every time there will be n-1 signups and then like half a dozen people signed up as tentative so that nobody takes the last slot
Dutch politeness has a last cookie problem, where noone will eat the last snack on a plate.
If you do want to, you basically have to ask permission of anyone else involved
The first person to ask will always get this, but you've got to do it
This only disappears when group sizes go beyond 10 or so.
Oblivion had those damn wolves that would chase you all over the place.
Skyrim does too. Wolves that will persist in following you even after you get frustrated and turn around and murder 2/3rds of their pack in an eighth of a second with multiple fireballs.
I get that they don't want Skyrim to be super... such that you walk for forever with nothing happening, but I definitely think the animal AI could've used more work.
This happens with the bandits, too
Theoretically a fight can go so badly for them that they'll scatter and flee, but this only seems to happen once most of them are dead and the last one or two are down to their last sliver of health
Even then they seem to more or less immediately rally and come back at you
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AthenorBattle Hardened OptimistThe Skies of HiigaraRegistered Userregular
something that has been cracking me up about Swedish ESO guild is our discord signups for events
if the event has a limited number of spaces available, every time there will be n-1 signups and then like half a dozen people signed up as tentative so that nobody takes the last slot
Dutch politeness has a last cookie problem, where noone will eat the last snack on a plate.
If you do want to, you basically have to ask permission of anyone else involved
The first person to ask will always get this, but you've got to do it
This only disappears when group sizes go beyond 10 or so.
My brother still brings up the time he offered the last sandwich on the plate to the table, fully expecting norms to be obeyed and everyone to politely decline the sandwich so he may have it. Only for my sister to go "Me!" And snatch it off the plate.
That was over 20 years ago. Some wounds never heal.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
something that has been cracking me up about Swedish ESO guild is our discord signups for events
if the event has a limited number of spaces available, every time there will be n-1 signups and then like half a dozen people signed up as tentative so that nobody takes the last slot
Dutch politeness has a last cookie problem, where noone will eat the last snack on a plate.
If you do want to, you basically have to ask permission of anyone else involved
The first person to ask will always get this, but you've got to do it
This only disappears when group sizes go beyond 10 or so.
My brother still brings up the time he offered the last sandwich on the plate to the table, fully expecting norms to be obeyed and everyone to politely decline the sandwich so he may have it. Only for my sister to go "Me!" And snatch it off the plate.
That was over 20 years ago. Some wounds never heal.
Don't ask if you don't want to know the answer, sucker!
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Nobody knows why people play Gacha games. Nobody knows why these players give actual money to the rng.
I'm not convinced of the ethics of whaling but it certainly pays off
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
When my brother was little, he realised that while guests were around, he could get chocolate biscuits so long as he first offered the tin to everyone, before selecting one for himself. This worked for quite some time before my parents cottoned on.
...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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Lord_AsmodeusgoeticSobriquet:Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered Userregular
edited October 2020
A bunch of people are driving by my house honking horns and playing sirens
and it is really fucking annoying.
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BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
Video game designers (Valve) in 2011 (almost an actual quote): If we knew what we know now when we released TF2, it would've been f2p (unspoken: with microtransactions).
Video game designers in 2020: we've realised it was a mistake to market video games to anyone except the aristocracy, oil sheikhs and tech barons.
I don't think I've spent 47k on games in my entire life...
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OrcaAlso known as EspressosaurusWrexRegistered Userregular
In Skyrim a bear murdered a rabbit, then turned to attack me because ?? I guess it decided it was worth just leaving the rabbit instead of eating it to fight a giant cat person? So I shot it several times with fireballs then ran away because it was going to be too trivial.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
Getting into fights with wildlife has always been the silliest part of fantasy games.
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You’re a monster
Next you're going to tell me swedish people don't say bork
they say "bjørk" actually.
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Potentially a monster with a ukulele.
Eventually I found the shrine I was looking for, with a dragon flying around in the distance that eventually came close enough to fight. Almost immediately, another dragon flew up, so I had to fight two dragons at once. In the middle of that, I heard growling and got hit by something, turned around, and saw the half-health bear from multiple minutes ago. Wtf. Who is in charge of the Skyrim AI, and why did they think bears would be psychotic enough to limp up a mountain to bite someone fighting multiple dragons simultaneously.
Bear is likely stronger than the dragons
I will not stand idly by and allow this anti-dragon propaganda to spread unopposed
Actually this does remind me that one of the dragons got a huge chunk eaten out of its health by a different bear...
Skyrim does too. Wolves that will persist in following you even after you get frustrated and turn around and murder 2/3rds of their pack in an eighth of a second with multiple fireballs.
I get that they don't want Skyrim to be super... such that you walk for forever with nothing happening, but I definitely think the animal AI could've used more work.
Dutch politeness has a last cookie problem, where noone will eat the last snack on a plate.
If you do want to, you basically have to ask permission of anyone else involved
The first person to ask will always get this, but you've got to do it
This only disappears when group sizes go beyond 10 or so.
This happens with the bandits, too
Theoretically a fight can go so badly for them that they'll scatter and flee, but this only seems to happen once most of them are dead and the last one or two are down to their last sliver of health
Even then they seem to more or less immediately rally and come back at you
Same
yo @Echo how'd ya do this? Fuse leftover filament onto a new spool?
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My brother still brings up the time he offered the last sandwich on the plate to the table, fully expecting norms to be obeyed and everyone to politely decline the sandwich so he may have it. Only for my sister to go "Me!" And snatch it off the plate.
That was over 20 years ago. Some wounds never heal.
Don't ask if you don't want to know the answer, sucker!
Nobody knows why people play Gacha games. Nobody knows why these players give actual money to the rng.
I'm not convinced of the ethics of whaling but it certainly pays off
and it is really fucking annoying.
Video game designers in 2020: we've realised it was a mistake to market video games to anyone except the aristocracy, oil sheikhs and tech barons.
this is almost but not quite my annual salary
it is more than I made my first year as a post-doc
How many five star waifus does your labor generate
I’m sorry but this is the efficient free market economy working as intended
Can't imagine spending this much on anything other than a house.
Do I want to have that game in my Google history?
I don't think I've spent 47k on games in my entire life...
SMH at this person not even willing to spend $200K on a gaming room.
Ok
A deposit for a house.
Beach hut would be sweet tho.
$47K won't even buy the land tho'
But you can't be sure.
Maybe one of those pebble beaches.
I don't consider those beaches.
Maybe I'm a little bit beachist.
You get a four person classic jrpg type party quickly and don’t need to spend anything
Getting into fights with wildlife has always been the silliest part of fantasy games.