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SECRET SAINTS! THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    The trick with Amazon lists is to go in someone's house and loudly say "Alexa order 5 faberge eggs and ship to Hobnail" then leave before they catch you.

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    RanlinRaijin QuickfoottynicV1m
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That sounds like burglary with a robot middleman dealing with a fence is bad enough

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Tef

    You bastard! I specifically do not gift me!

    Well technically the book is for a kid and the toy hammock is for toys.

    Did you get that from the hammock district?

    You’re awesome! Thank you!

    that's not a toy hammock, that's your swimsuit

    SporkAndrewSlacker71
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i mean he plays with it enough it might as well be a toy

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    Garlic BreadRaijin Quickfoot
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    @Tef

    You bastard! I specifically do not gift me!

    Well technically the book is for a kid and the toy hammock is for toys.

    Did you get that from the hammock district?

    You’re awesome! Thank you!

    You’re very welcome! There’s a few more bits and pieces that will trickle in over this week coming up!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
    Raijin Quickfoot
  • Blackhawk1313Blackhawk1313 Registered User regular
    Damn Tef beatd me. I blame shipping delays.

    Tef
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Did you figure out how to send to wishlist addresses, Tef? Every time I see someone's wishlist it's full of "does not ship to your current location" notices

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i think my wishlist is set up to ship to me? it has been in the past

    i sent Raijin my address just in case

  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    I thought I had two hundred buckarinos* to spare on Secret Satans, but I had to reconsider. And after reconsidering, I realized I still have to pay off my phone, shit, and I'm off the government student scholarship next year.

    SO!

    I'm signing up for Saints. As a Saintee (dun dun duuun).

    Hi, I'm Elaro, I'm a Computer Science student (still) at the Université de Montréal, I'm in desperate need of good t-shirts, sweat pants and the like. I wear 2XL.

    I have a nintendo switch, a PC [Ryzen 3600, 32GB 3200MHz RAM, Geforce RTX 2060, BluRay drive], and not enough desk space. I need to clean my room, but I have everything I need for that.

    I would like something good to read: preferably graphic novels, but a good novel is good too. I'm interested in scifi, science-fantasy, webcomics, kaguya-sama, ancient magus bride, but I've got a Shonen Jump subscription so don't worry about getting me SJ manga. I'm particularly interested in getting into modern Franco-Belgian graphic novels, especially sci-fi stuff.

    I'm also a warhammer 40K aficionado, I collect Grey Knights and Space Marines (both vanilla and Deathwatch), but I've recently started wanting to collect kill teams of a variety of non-imperium factions, so if you could help with that that'd be swell. I don't need a Necron KT though, as I have the Indomitus box coming in as soon as GW manufactures it lol. I'd also need a way to transport them. I have a case for my Grey Knights, which is basically a complete army at this point. I have Codex Space Marines but none of the supplements. I'm mostly good on hobby supplies, but I might need some paintbrush restorer.

    I also enjoy the occasional movie, but I lack the software to play it on my computer. So if you're thinking of getting me movies or TV shows ( I have the Matrix Collection, Cowboy Bebop, Wakfu, Trigun, A Muppet Christmas Carol, and some others. Send me good anime or science-fiction/fantasy classics and I'll be happy. No horror movies though, please.), please think of giving me something like PowerDVD or something. I had the 14 version, but apparently I lost the code or it expired or something? SMH.

    Here's my amazon wishlist.


    Thank you very much if you decide to send me gifts. And even if you don't, thank you anyway for reading this. It makes me feel appreciated.

    P.S.: Now that I think about it, how does one sign up for the Forumer Feedback/Appreciation thread?


    *Smaller, Canadian version of the buckaroo

    Derp derp still a smurf
    TefSlacker71
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I've never looked around Amazon theres all sorts of wild shit on there

  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I've never looked around Amazon theres all sorts of wild shit on there

    Like spiders and snakes and birds and piranhas and orangutans...

    Wait, I'm not sure about orangutans

    Derp derp still a smurf
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Did you figure out how to send to wishlist addresses, Tef? Every time I see someone's wishlist it's full of "does not ship to your current location" notices

    @SporkAndrew i think Raijin fixed it on his side, because when I went on his Wishlist the next day it could let me ship to his address. I chose the address, I’m pretty sure

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
    SporkAndrew
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I am going to sign up for Saintees, I'm always fucking skint. I dont know how amazon or wishlists or the internet or mail works but ill figure it out

    You people are awfully sweet I'll say that

    I'm gonna send you a bigger, faster potato to play games on. Maybe a nice Kestrel, or a Winston.

    Raijin QuickfootMunkus BeaverSlacker71tynic
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    That really got me honestly I am a welter of emotion it is inarticulate and inadequate but thank you

    Garlic Bread
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Wait those are varieties of actual potatoes

    Who names a potato kestrel that is a car or rocket name its like a dog named Kevin

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I met a dog yesterday named George

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    I met a dog yesterday named George

    It was a good dog

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    A very good dog!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    George is a good dog name Winston is a good dog name unaccountably Alan is a bad dog name

    TofystedethJedoc
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I cannot articulate why but that is absolutely correct.

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    tzeentchlingTefSlacker71tynicElvenshae
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    How about a dog named Susan

    Tef
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    does the dog have a blog?

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    How about a dog named Susan
    Life ain’t easy for a dog named Sue

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
    Elvenshae
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Which beautiful person did this??? Expose yourself!!!

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    Autographed Rollie Fingers baseball.

    Beautiful!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    TofystedethGarlic BreadKetarMunkus BeaverlonelyahavaMagellBrolo
  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i'm pretty sure rollie fingers signed the ball himself, raijin

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    Garlic BreadZonugalBrolo
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    i'm pretty sure rollie fingers signed the ball himself, raijin

    It came with a certificate of authenticity so I would hope so!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Half of fame player. Hall of fame Mustache

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    SporkAndrewRanlinElvenshae
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Which beautiful person did this??? Expose yourself!!!

    13+ forum, raijin

    ZonugalTofystedethElaroSweeney TomMunkus BeaverPoorochondriactzeentchlingMagellBrolo
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    It was me! There’s something for your wife on the way too. I got an alert that the final gift for the kids got sent back as it wasn’t deliverable. I’ll try and sort something out

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
    lonelyahavaRaijin QuickfootGarlic BreadBroloHobnailElvenshae
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tef wrote: »
    It was me! There’s something for your wife on the way too. I got an alert that the final gift for the kids got sent back as it wasn’t deliverable. I’ll try and sort something out

    You are amazing! Thank you!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Tef
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Was this the thing for my wife?!?

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    Because holy shit you just made her the happiest person in the world!!

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    BroloTallahasseerielGarlic BreadZonugalJedoclonelyahava
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You're a fuckin solid unit Tef

    SporkAndrewBroloGarlic BreadZonugalRaijin QuickfootJedocPoorochondriacTofystedethCello
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    You're a fuckin solid unit Tef
    Like a fucking rock

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    Raijin asked me, so I am!

    Hey, how's everybody doing?

    Derp derp still a smurf
    Brolo
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Oh you know

  • ElaroElaro Threadkiller, Harbinger of the Lock GodsRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Oh you know

    Ah, you are joyous but miserable?

    Derp derp still a smurf
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2020
    that foot massager looks awesome, but i could really use a large person to follow me around and crack my back whenever i need it

    edit: the perfect man:

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    Garlic Bread on
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You know thats not bad that's not bad at all thats pretty good

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My wife’s feet are in the massager and she’s making noises I’ve never heard before.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    JedoclonelyahavaElvenshae
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    (The joke is I’ve never satisfied a woman)

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
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