I checked the thread and couldn't find it linked already but the underwater statue of him is just awesome. I like this version of seeing it because of how it slowly appears...
I checked the thread and couldn't find it linked already but the underwater statue of him is just awesome. I like this version of seeing it because of how it slowly appears...
I checked the thread and couldn't find it linked already but the underwater statue of him is just awesome. I like this version of seeing it because of how it slowly appears...
Horror villains work on the same rules as Roger Rabbit, only with scares instead of laughs. He can do anything if it's funny, and Jason can do anything if it leads to horror.
Manhattan is on now at work and I have a question for our Jason scholar
When J.J. (inexplicably playing electric guitar in the cargo hold) is attacked, she drops her guitar and runs down and away from Jason.
She is then killed with that guitar when Jason appears in front of her.
Is this proof that Jason can teleport?
jason voorhees operates under doctor manhattan rules, wherein he exists in all places and points of times at once where a teenager is making a poor decision
he has abused this ability for so long that it has been the nineteen eighties for decades in the friday the 13th universe; space time has collapsed
Manhattan is on now at work and I have a question for our Jason scholar
When J.J. (inexplicably playing electric guitar in the cargo hold) is attacked, she drops her guitar and runs down and away from Jason.
She is then killed with that guitar when Jason appears in front of her.
Is this proof that Jason can teleport?
or he took a shortcut
It takes an insane amount of cardio to be a slasher. You have to be able to go from a slow walk to a dead sprint and back to a slow walk without looking winded just to keep popping up behind your prey and keeping the illusion alive.
You ever wonder what Jason's Thursday the 12th looks like? I mean, there's got to be a ton of prep work. Have to get your machete sharpened, polish up the ol' hockey mask, locate and strategically weaken any viable weapons that your victims might use so they snap in half at the most inopportune moments...
Today's supposed to be my lucky day but between oversleeping to the point I missed my train and failing several times in a game I play, this doesn't seem to be a great start.
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How much do y'all think Jason's murder shack in part 2 would list for these days?
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April Fool’s Day also rules.
That’s like 20 minutes from me. I’ve been there
You're still there.
Steam
When J.J. (inexplicably playing electric guitar in the cargo hold) is attacked, she drops her guitar and runs down and away from Jason.
She is then killed with that guitar when Jason appears in front of her.
Is this proof that Jason can teleport?
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or he took a shortcut
jason voorhees operates under doctor manhattan rules, wherein he exists in all places and points of times at once where a teenager is making a poor decision
he has abused this ability for so long that it has been the nineteen eighties for decades in the friday the 13th universe; space time has collapsed
It takes an insane amount of cardio to be a slasher. You have to be able to go from a slow walk to a dead sprint and back to a slow walk without looking winded just to keep popping up behind your prey and keeping the illusion alive.
You ever wonder what Jason's Thursday the 12th looks like? I mean, there's got to be a ton of prep work. Have to get your machete sharpened, polish up the ol' hockey mask, locate and strategically weaken any viable weapons that your victims might use so they snap in half at the most inopportune moments...
Steam
Happy J day, buddy
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That also inspired me to go back and find your Jason timeline thread. It remains one of my favorite things ever. Bravo
Steam - Talon Valdez :Blizz - Talonious#1860 : Xbox Live & LoL - Talonious Monk @TaloniousMonk Hail Satan
what better day than friday the 13th to start again
I should go to Dick's sporting goods and Michaels and get one hockey mask and one bottle of red paint.
Get some bright red nail polish instead. That way, it'll stay glossy and shiny all night.
We've had this debate before.
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