I doubt any of you are DK Cinematic Universe Superfans, but I have an update on my asshole Trumper uncle.
Backstory:
I actually don't think my uncle is an alcoholic [...] He's just a big ole Trumper bootstraps type who was born into money and spent his entire life burning it down slowly while convincing himself that the occasional short term gain is because he's virtuous. And when he is drinking, he has a lot of very vocal opinions about you and your life and the pathology of homosexuality. My aunt seems to think these beliefs are somehow ingredients in the sam adams beer he drank.
it's an open secret that my uncle cheats on his wife with his secretary. everyone but my aunt knows. maybe my aunt knows and is in denial
my uncle's best friend, age 63, is also cheating on his wife and they'd swap stories of wife cheating while playing golf. what this friend did not mention is that the woman he was cheating WITH was my cousin, age 30. My uncle's daughter.
Literally would play golf with my uncle, swapping stories about infidelity while nailing his daughter.
you love to see it
Update:
4 months ago or so, my uncle discovered that his daughter is the woman his best friend is cheating with. He was apoplectic, screamed at the friend and banned him from his home, disowned the daughter, and withdrew from the half of his family that stood by the daughter. His youngest son and oldest sons took his side but that's it.
Then Trump lost the election. He stopped talking to anyone in the family but the youngest son, who is the only other republican. Not just a republican, he actually works for the RNC.
Last night the youngest son came out as gay and there was a huge blow up and my uncle disowned him too, making the series of self-owns complete. He threw away his very last ally.
you love to see it
Youngest son is not doing too great, since all his old republican friends have stopped talking to him and the gay community tends to drop him the minute he opens his mouth about politics. My sister and I are monitoring his situation in case it turns dark, but so far neither of us have reached out because we don't want to because he's an asshole.
It's good to know that when life hands your Uncle rakes, he puts on his walking shoes.
RedTide on
RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
Come Overwatch with meeeee
Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
edited December 2020
Dear Reddit,
My cousin is basically Milo Yiannopoulos. He just came out as gay to his trumper dad and it didn't go well. He's spending most days drinking alone at his mom's house. Technically I am not supposed to know he came out but my extended family maintains secrets for about as long as it takes my aunts to dial a phone. AITA for pretending I haven't heard anything so I don't have to talk to him about it.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
My cousin is basically Milo Yiannopoulos. He just came out as gay to his trumper dad and it didn't go well. He's spending most days drinking alone at his mom's house. Technically I am not supposed to know he came out but my extended family maintains secrets for about as long as it takes my aunts to dial a phone. AITA for pretending I haven't heard anything so I don't have to talk to him about it.
Yes, I know it's the worst Christmas song and everyone will respond "LOL I don't sing it at all" or something. But I've always sung the former, but I know a lot of people who sing the latter.
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
+1
Options
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
Yes, I know it's the worst Christmas song and everyone will respond "LOL I don't sing it at all" or something. But I've always sung the former, but I know a lot of people who sing the latter.
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
Is this where we find out the brits sing the song differently than us?
First we discover you neglect whole sections of the Hokey Cokey and now we find your twelve days of Christmas are strange and wrong.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
0
Options
Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
"Five gold rings" has often become "five golden rings", especially in North America. In the standard melody, this change enables singers to fit one syllable per musical note.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
0
Options
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
I was right!
Why is it the small changes that are the most upsetting?
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
0
Options
SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Yes, I know it's the worst Christmas song and everyone will respond "LOL I don't sing it at all" or something. But I've always sung the former, but I know a lot of people who sing the latter.
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
Is this where we find out the brits sing the song differently than us?
First we discover you neglect whole sections of the Hokey Cokey and now we find your twelve days of Christmas are strange and wrong.
Yes, I know it's the worst Christmas song and everyone will respond "LOL I don't sing it at all" or something. But I've always sung the former, but I know a lot of people who sing the latter.
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
Is this where we find out the brits sing the song differently than us?
First we discover you neglect whole sections of the Hokey Cokey and now we find your twelve days of Christmas are strange and wrong.
You mean the Hokey Pokey?
Surely you mean the Pokey Smokey.
0
Options
Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
moreover, why do the british consistently pick the more awkward version
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Yes, I know it's the worst Christmas song and everyone will respond "LOL I don't sing it at all" or something. But I've always sung the former, but I know a lot of people who sing the latter.
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
Is this where we find out the brits sing the song differently than us?
First we discover you neglect whole sections of the Hokey Cokey and now we find your twelve days of Christmas are strange and wrong.
You mean the Hokey Pokey?
No, the name change is just one of those regional weirdness things. You lot apparently drop the chorus and the circle of chaos, which is the key bit
For this chorus all participants stand in a circle and hold hands: on each "Whoa" they raise their joined hands in the air and run in toward the centre of the circle, and on "...the hokey cokey" they run backwards out again
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
0
Options
Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
moreover, why do the british consistently pick the more awkward version
I can't make golden work in my head at all. So now I'll have to spend some time this morning listening to multiple versions to get to the bottom of this.
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
Posts
:whistle: Ducktales! Boo-hoo! :whistle:
That whole album is good, tbh
It's good to know that when life hands your Uncle rakes, he puts on his walking shoes.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
My cousin is basically Milo Yiannopoulos. He just came out as gay to his trumper dad and it didn't go well. He's spending most days drinking alone at his mom's house. Technically I am not supposed to know he came out but my extended family maintains secrets for about as long as it takes my aunts to dial a phone. AITA for pretending I haven't heard anything so I don't have to talk to him about it.
I will meet St Peter and my pride will not waver when he points out I was the first to awesome it.
Come Overwatch with meeeee
The Monster Baru Cormorant - Seth Dickinson
Steam: Korvalain
Unpacking priorities
::leans forward and squints::
I would not want to talk to Milo Yannopous
I told MrsNub that if we have 15 ft ceilings we will need at least a 14’ tree
Quinzy
https://youtu.be/X_tJMzVClRA
Can’t recall if that made it to the top 20 or not
No, it's to dominate your colleagues in an arbitrary skill.
Plus, when you’re done, free marble!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
North or South?
https://siasky.net/AACvXk5_Cgf2D5nG4qKt8K4CwKuoC2Y9lUGw38f3u5k1Bw
EDIT: its NSFW also incase of body issues stuffs there is Fem V with a dick in the video
bag go crinkle
Huh. Only 12 skin tones.
we're going to spend 4 hours in character creation, three of which will be spent on crafting the platonic ideal of genitals
"This slider's broken. That can't be as far as it goes."
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
It's always been gold for me. Golden wouldn't fit unless you slur it somehow
First we discover you neglect whole sections of the Hokey Cokey and now we find your twelve days of Christmas are strange and wrong.
Why is it the small changes that are the most upsetting?
You mean the Hokey Pokey?
Surely you mean the Pokey Smokey.
No, the name change is just one of those regional weirdness things. You lot apparently drop the chorus and the circle of chaos, which is the key bit
I can't make golden work in my head at all. So now I'll have to spend some time this morning listening to multiple versions to get to the bottom of this.