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Where is the ideal location to eat a bagel?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
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    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what if the bagel is beneath a pile of vicious bears

    if I'm there already, may as well

    why would you be there tho

    are you also a bear <3

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
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    A toasted everything bagel with green olive cream cheese is a perfect food, I would eat at least one every day for the rest of my life.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    Hmm didn’t know bears foraged for mushrooms

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    So, now that we've determined where the ideal place to eat a bagel is, what is the ideal way to eat a bagel? Do you toast it? What do you put on it?
    Do you prefer a savory or a sweet spread?

    toasted with herbed cream cheese

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    Toasted onion bagel with garlic herb cream cheese.

    Or a toasted plain bagel with cream cheese, lox, light capers and extra red onion.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    what if the bagel is beneath a pile of vicious bears

    if I'm there already, may as well

    why would you be there tho

    are you also a bear <3

    physically, no

    mentally, also no

    though I admit that given the chance I would absolutely gorge myself in the late fall and hibernate until spring
    Hmm didn’t know bears foraged for mushrooms

    they do!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    My general bagel is a toasted everything with plain cream cheese. Occasionally I'll switch that up for a jalapeno cheddar bagel or one of the component parts of an everything bagel.

    I respect flavored cream cheeses but generally if the bagel is good enough they're a bit of gilding the lily.

    And of course I also like bagel sandwiches - they're kind of their own thing, and not what I consider an ideal bagel, but on a bagel is what I consider the ideal breakfast sandwich, y'know? I generally go for the very classic egg and cheese or bacon egg and cheese there.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
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    The ideal time to eat a bagel is any time.

    Proof:
    When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
    This implies that without the bagel, pizza could only be eaten at a limited set of times. Therefore, the bagel is the term in this food equation that removes time as a variable, thus bagels can be eaten any time.


    A+ spono, great job. Here's your "free bagels for life card"

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
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    I don't disagree that anytime is a good time for bagels, bit despite what those fancy New York ad men want you to believe, anytime is ALSO a good time for pizza. Their premise is built on BULLSHIT.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
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    Just imagine I hit the agree button a hundred times

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
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    What time exactly did they think it was not okay to eat a pizza?

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    spono wrote: »
    The ideal time to eat a bagel is any time.

    Proof:
    When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza any time.
    This implies that without the bagel, pizza could only be eaten at a limited set of times. Therefore, the bagel is the term in this food equation that removes time as a variable, thus bagels can be eaten any time.


    A+ spono, great job. Here's your "free bagels for life card"

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    Okay

    But what about the ideal location to be eaten BY a bagel?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    Tef wrote: »
    Okay

    But what about the ideal location to be eaten BY a bagel?

    Ass

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
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    The premium bagel experience is when you step out early and bring them back to your apartment for the person you hooked up with last night.

    2nd best is walking around outside.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    MrMonroe wrote: »
    The premium bagel experience is when you step out early and bring them back to your apartment for the person you hooked up with last night.

    2nd best is walking around outside.

    High five, fellow sex haver!

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
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    The kind of bagel doesn't matter as much to me, but all I put on it is some cream cheese and I'm good to go.

    Also it's my preferred medium for breakfast sandwiches.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    Let me tell you about smoky chipotle sauce

    I think it would go great in a bagel sandwich

    The only thing better than smoky chipotle on a bagel sandwich is

    More smoky chipotle

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    I’m glad I found the correct thread to express my smoky chipotle hot sauce take

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Smoky chipotle is indeed a great hot sauce

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
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    hot sauce is awful

    again i call for jail time

    Magic Pink on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    hot sauce is awful

    again i call for jail time

    but MP

    you're already in jail

    flavor jail

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
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    it takes less to give me more

    flavour, that is, not penis

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    that sounds like something that doesn't hold up to any amount of scrutiny

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
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    i have a very sensitive pallet, mister puts-all-the-things-in-his-mouth-to-get-any-feeling-in-his-cold-dead-heart

    spicy stuff is just way too overwhelming plus my esophagus is hamburger at this point and the heartburn is agonizing

    JAIL FOR YOU

    Magic Pink on
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    my esophagus is hamburger at this point

    gross!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
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    how dare you hamburgers are delicious

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
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    I've been told that you only toast subpar bagels, as a really good and fresh bagel gains nothing from being toasted. I am actually just not a fan of toasted bagels if all you are adding is cream cheese. Unless they really are just generic staleish break-room bagels.
    I generally go for the egg and cheese on an everything bagel, though. That gets toasted. It's been my generic weekend breakfast now that our nearby diner shut down.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    It's true, a very fresh bagel from a decent bagel shop does not need to be toasted

    I've had those a couple of times, but honestly, it's a real small window - the bagel still needs to be warm, essentially

    So unless I see someone dropping a pile of bagels into the basket while I'm waiting in line, I'm probably going to get it toasted still

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
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    i don't normally eat bagels unless they're toasted, they're just too chewy for me

    toasted is so yumbly in my tumbly tho

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
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    That's silly, a nice brown crunchy edge is a very good thing on any bagel, good or no.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    The crust on the edge does help keep the smoky chipotle gods’ cum from oozing off the baggel

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
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    Lookit this

    Swap the tortilla for a bagel

    I’m gonna make another one now

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
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    Ok now that I look at it in a bad photo it looks like someone poured out a spittoon on some overcooked eggs but I assure you all my bits get hard when I eat it

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
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    Scrambled eggs are one of those foods that really don't photograph well.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    3clipse wrote: »
    Scrambled eggs are one of those foods that really don't photograph well.

    Also see: chile colorado! It's like, wow, nice dog food bro!

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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    Most Filipino food is the same, I reckon it’s a sticking point for more Pinot restaurants outside of the Philippines.

    They need to employ a person who just follows the food out and goes, ‘I know, I know. It’s freakin delicious, trust me!’

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