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Help Tef unpack all his stuff

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    my absolute favorite thing about the the "Draw a _____" threads is that the initial image looks legitimate! It could be a very nice, wonderful horse!

    And then the very next image is totally absurd. A dick, or an antler, or a tentacle, or an antler dick tentacle, boom.

    It happens every time and I poop my pants laughing even though I know it's coming.

    You forgot the wheels

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Somebody add those sparkly things you get in Facebook stories to it.

    I have no idea if this will work, but here goes:

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    I like the eyes in this.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Mods please change Blake T's forum handle to Blade

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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Where did the fuck Kanye thing come from? I mean, it's a generally good position to hold, but I don't remember the original instance of it.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Mods please change Blake T's forum handle to Blade

    Okay now you're doing it on purpose

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    "Man, this monkey's paw has got to pay out at some point!"

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Blade puppysnuggler

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Blade puppysnuggler

    Blade does have a lovely dog who is wonderful to snuggle, that is true.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    You sicko

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I maintain that I have never fucked any puppies!

    Now, wombats on the other hand...

    None of those either!

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    I maintain that I have never fucked any puppies!

    Now, wombats on the other hand...

    None of those either!

    But you fuck one sheep...

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Gosh, you deviant internet people! My parents warned me about you back in the 1990s!
    Please keep your bestiality talk out of Blade's nice clean Christian thread about trying to sell a lightly-used clothes washing machine!

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    "Please buy my washing machine. Has never ever been used to clean animal fluids out of a leotard. Will help haul it to your car, hoses included."

    Jedoc on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    *sigh* I don't have the body to rock a leotard... 😭

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    *sigh* I don't have the body to rock a leotard... 😭

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    *sigh* I don't have the body to rock a leotard... 😭

    You do if you try hard enough

    or care little enough

    Orca on
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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    I did accidentally typo Blade

    but now I just kinda want to stick with that

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited December 2020
    Anzekay wrote: »
    I did accidentally typo Blade

    but now I just kinda want to stick with that

    I'm wondering how much I have to PayPal a mod to change their DP to Wesley Snipes, just for the holiday forum period...

    Donovan Puppyfucker on
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Found Donovan's car.
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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Way to just lay it out there for everyone to see

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Not only is he a dog fucker, he’s a paedophile dog fucker!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Way to just lay it out there for everyone to see

    Does your dog NOT do this?

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Yuck, I'd never buy a soft-roader!

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Got my seats

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    it's 2021 how do you still have this thing

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    my absolute favorite thing about the the "Draw a _____" threads is that the initial image looks legitimate! It could be a very nice, wonderful horse!

    And then the very next image is totally absurd. A dick, or an antler, or a tentacle, or an antler dick tentacle, boom.

    It happens every time and I poop my pants laughing even though I know it's coming.

    Don't worry, I saved the final picture! Well, the final picture that went on Satan's desk, at least.

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    He wouldn't just give it to Tef, he's being totally unreasonable!

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    it's 2021 how do you still have this thing

    but 2021 is the year of the washing machine!

    Steam | Nintendo ID: Naphtali | Wish List
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote: »
    He wouldn't just give it to Tef, he's being totally unreasonable!

    It’s a travesty!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    phase 1(a) complete!

    @Vivixenne please check your gmail, I sent you something just now!

    For the rest of you homps, further updates below:

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    Tef on
    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yo yo @Tef, I saw a dishwasher on the side of the road the other day, if you want the address HMU

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    now I wanna see a baby riding a greyhound irl

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Yes please, @Blake T did you get their phone number?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Oh, there's an oven on the side of the road near my place.. the door's not attached, but I'm sure that between us we can fix that.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    phase 1(a) complete!

    @Vivixenne please check your gmail, I sent you something just now!

    For the rest of you homps, further updates below:

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    5ptdu12rqlza.png

    Gmail not working for me rn but will get in touch once it does!!!

    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Okay or just PM me here with an active email and I can send it there!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Anzekay wrote: »
    now I wanna see a baby riding a greyhound irl

    I know a couple that might be able to help you out

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Yes please, @Blake T did you get their phone number?

    It was like here,

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    I have to say, it seems like you are putting in the least amount of effort possible!!!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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