Yeah, I think I have to tap out. I was at work yesterday getting ready to start and I'm pretty sure our Admin sung the infernal words under their breath. There's a parallel universe where I ask for clarification and look like a madman but I'm going to accept my fate. Life pa rum pa pum pums at you fast.
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i made it through dozens of hallmark/lifetime christmas movies, i made it through multiple trips to stores, i made it through the car ride to drop off presents with the radio on, i thought the lockdown would be my saving grace, but in the end i was done in by a christmas episode of the office
The in-laws do a caroling party every year which always has the dread song played, it's a hard out the weekend before Christmas. Pandemic cancelled it so once I woke up on Christmas Eve morning I really thought that this would be the year. Stupid Justin Bieber.
I managed to survive a near fatality. My family, talking loudly, TV on incredibly low, put on a Christmas Hits Playlist. Jingle Bells ends, and I see the upcoming song is Little Drummer Boy. I cover my ears and then gesture my girlfriend to the TV, whereupon she hits the remote and turns off the song before I actually hear any notes.
Still alive!
I ate an engineer
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I managed to survive a near fatality. My family, talking loudly, TV on incredibly low, put on a Christmas Hits Playlist. Jingle Bells ends, and I see the upcoming song is Little Drummer Boy. I cover my ears and then gesture my girlfriend to the TV, whereupon she hits the remote and turns off the song before I actually hear any notes.
Still alive!
What's it like to stare death in the face and not blink?
it's been a pretty easy holiday season for me, no longer working retail or working in an office at all. It almost feels like cheating.
Yep. Last time I went to the grocery store, they didn't have any music at all. It's been, with the exception of a single unexpected scare, pretty easy.
I will probably get hit when I video chat with my family at some point today, because they all are Maximum Volume Christmas Songs All The Time during the holidays.
Had I not already been dead, I’d have died several times over today as the Christmas Yule Log played three different versions on repeat throughout the day.
Including a surprisingly terrible Johnny Cash version!
I was browsing Facebook and a friend posted the Funny or Die skit where Will Farrell and John C. Reilly parody the David Bowie and Bing Crosby version
And that skit is just too weird and stupid and at this point there was basically no chance of hearing it otherwise (I'm in Japan so xmas is almost over) so I decided fuck it and jumped off the cliff
It's exactly as stupid as I remember (Will Farrell is probably the least suited comedian to play David Bowie in history), and I have no regrets
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I think I made it this year!
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The streets ran red with blood last night.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
I was browsing Facebook and a friend posted the Funny or Die skit where Will Farrell and John C. Reilly parody the David Bowie and Bing Crosby version
And that skit is just too weird and stupid and at this point there was basically no chance of hearing it otherwise (I'm in Japan so xmas is almost over) so I decided fuck it and jumped off the cliff
It's exactly as stupid as I remember (Will Farrell is probably the least suited comedian to play David Bowie in history), and I have no regrets
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i made it through dozens of hallmark/lifetime christmas movies, i made it through multiple trips to stores, i made it through the car ride to drop off presents with the radio on, i thought the lockdown would be my saving grace, but in the end i was done in by a christmas episode of the office
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That's not the part people are looking at it's that sweet, sweet torso
Whoever is in charge of this channel loves them some drummer boy, I tell you what.
I really blew my load on Chris.
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Dammit, he changed it!
I tried to Russian Roulette it with some Spotify Playlist as I drove around town today but he didn't show
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time of death: 7:55pm christmas eve
It confuses me for very different reasons
Still alive!
What's it like to stare death in the face and not blink?
And now you know, your girlfriend has your back
huh weird these tanks of liquid nitrogen behind me ruptured right after I said that, what a funny coincidence
I was making tea and started absentmindedly humming to myself as I do, and of course it was little drummer boy. RIP me.
That's loser talk.
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I mean
yes
Yes, it is! The lover's prize is friendship!
But friends it was not
a little less than 28 hours remain
who will be done in at the last minute?
Who will die before midnight on the final day?
It’s always either 12 days of Christmas or Frosty the Snowman.
I have concerns, but I am still alive... for now.
Yep. Last time I went to the grocery store, they didn't have any music at all. It's been, with the exception of a single unexpected scare, pretty easy.
I can say with complete and utter certainty
not me.
I mean, unless a random yt video gets me.
Including a surprisingly terrible Johnny Cash version!
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And that skit is just too weird and stupid and at this point there was basically no chance of hearing it otherwise (I'm in Japan so xmas is almost over) so I decided fuck it and jumped off the cliff
It's exactly as stupid as I remember (Will Farrell is probably the least suited comedian to play David Bowie in history), and I have no regrets