So I got gifted around the time the holiday forum started, and wasn't sure whether my satan would see a post in there. And then simply turned into a forgetful asshole once last week rolled around. But HERE is me finally posting about getting GIFTED
I received an EXCELLENT bottle of small-batch texan bourbon! It's smoky with heavy molasses notes and just plain delicious
and I can also report that it makes some EXCELLENT old fashioned's
I don't know who sent it, but thank you satan! Superb choices!
It was me! Glad you enjoyed it and Merry Christmas!
A package was delivered to me yesterday, but I was a terrible Satanee/Santee and put it off till today.
First step of course, bringing out the holiday tribble to inspect the parcel.
The tribble remains unexploded, so it's time to go deeper.
Hail Satan indeed.
Packing paper and foam noodles out of the way, reveals a legion of gifts in Frozen wrapping paper.
Truly diabolical.
But I can let it go.
At this point patience for additional photos lost to an unwrapping instinct that hasn't been sated in over a year.
No note or identification though.
Wait, that spoiler link from before... surely that will provide the identity of my dark benefactor!
Greetings Satanee!
It is I, Zerocow, your secret Satan! This year I have had the great pleasure of rolling for your forum loot table!
Let's get started!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 1 [1d20=1]
Well...shit...ummm...I was not ready for that...let me look around here...ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD here is a DVD copy of two Dungeon and Dragons movies! Two for the price of one, that is some real value!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 4 [1d20=4]
Congratulations! You have received a painting of a wall that is definitely not a mimic! The painting and the wall depicted in the painting are definitely not mimics! The definitely not a mimic wall is definitely not the wall that was made famous by Rourke “Left Nut” Ironhide, a dwarven adventurer who lost his right testicle in a mimic accident in a dungeon. And the painting of a wall that is definitely not a mimic definitely has not acquired a taste for dwarven oysters! All of the above is true and I have definitely not gifted you a mimic!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 12 [1d20=12]
Hey NPC generating dice! Coming to you directly from Spain (after coming to my house!)! I ordered these stupid things the day I found out you were my santaee/satanee and it took the longest to get here! Hopefully these are useful for you!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 20 [1d20=20]
Woot! You get a copy of Orconomics! This is one of my favorite books and it takes place in world that is kind of like World of Warcraft. If you like this book then there is an Orconomics II and a third book is currently being written.
I’ve also included a card I made based on a quote from Orconomics II (the quote is slightly bastardized).
Fun story, I’ve talked about this book a lot with my girlfriend. It wasn’t until she saw a physical copy of the book (I have the ebook) that she realized that the name was Orconomics. She just thought I was dumb and was mispronouncing Economics.
Thank you @ZeroCow
I'm looking forward to reading Orconomics, it sounds right up my alley. And the cookbook looks fun, because I'm a sucker for bad puns and the Lovecraft mythos (the first recipe is Martini: Shaken, not Hastur'd.
The first random NPC is a chaotic neutral female Dwarf, with high con and low int who lives an upper middle class life as a trader, smuggler or thief.
And, of course, the D&D Movies, I haven't seen these in years, I'm looking forward to hitting that first chapter of the cookbook hard for a movie night.
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Hey, Santee! (Or is it Satanee? Santanee, maybe? Blazes, I don't know... is Santan a word that might apply here?)
Just a little post to let you know the gift is finally, after all this time and upheaval, on its way. Sorry for the wait, but what with the absolute bonkers-ness of the last few weeks, well... consider this something of a bright spot to look forward to on the 20th. It's overdue for Christmas, but I hope you still get a little joy out of it!
I was hoping to include a homemade item with my gift, but that was not ever fully realized. Instead of waiting for a day that might not come, tomorrow I'm going to to go ahead and ship out what I have for the final shipment to my satanee.
Dear Satan, your final package made it! From Threadless no less!
Aw yiss, look at that nice packaging job, be a shame if some one ripped it on open with their eager paws...
Lookat these fellows! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT EM!. They are so cute in fact that my wife immediately tried to swipe the backpacking birb offa me! Now I gotta buy her her own version and we need to coordinate opposite dates we can wear it--it's a whole thing!
But anyway, 80's dress-up montage!!
...and uh, ok I guess it's hard to do that with only two outfits.
Thank you Satan! My life is forever made better with birds.
and inside were some parcels wrapped in lovely shiny paper!
Including a lovely card!
I know this author! She was on Through the Wormhole! Looking forward to sitting down with this one and learning just how much I don't know about theoretical physics.
My daughter is SUPER into coloring, so this is definitely a good fit. Although she might be a little distracted by...
...who is THIS fellow?
... HE IS MAGNIFICENT.
anyway while I was opening all that, ANOTHER gift showed up.
and inside was...
IT IS GIGANTIC
WE ARE MOVED TO TEARS BY THE SHEER SIZE OF THIS THING.
Here it is with the arsenal - the Longstrike is fantastic for modding, due to the size of its plunger tube, so I miiiiiiiight just have to look up some aftermarket springs and tubes for this bad boy
finally, for those of you with particularly keen eyes you might have noticed that there was one extra present included
I have saved it until the end
but could it be..?
IT WAS A SHAQ ATTAQ
THANK YOU SO MUCH KETBRA!
I know there's one more thing that's in transit, I'll let you know if it shows up here! Even if it doesn't though, please know that you have outdone yourself! I have been throughly gifted and want for nothing!
I’m glad you got the stuff Brolo! Yeah I need to look into what happened with the last package, it was the only one I sent direct via Amazon! I’ll check with Amazon about it but there may be a bow wielding porch pirate out there.
Also your daughter is adorable, I’m glad she liked the doggo!
So first off I got gifted the means to enjoy a pair of my old favorite games in HD glory!
Unfortunately for it, awesome though it is, it got blown out of the water by the other gift:
A NEW TURNTABLE!
It’s awesome and the moment I powered on its Bluetooth synced to our sound system. For the inaugural play, there was really only one choice both for myself and to be appropriate to Secret Satans:
Suffice to say, it sounds and looks awesome:
Thanks @Romanian My Escutcheon you rock!
That guy gets maybe a little too much love in product design circles (never meet your heroes and massive inequalities in design he benefitted from and all of those kinds of things) but God damn if his work wasn't frequently revolutionary, gorgeous, or both
That guy gets maybe a little too much love in product design circles (never meet your heroes and massive inequalities in design he benefitted from and all of those kinds of things) but God damn if his work wasn't frequently revolutionary, gorgeous, or both
I'm looking at cups he designed and had rejected and then had success with like 20 years later. They do credit everyone who also worked on those designs as well in the book.
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It was me! Glad you enjoyed it and Merry Christmas!
I don't know how to do the shiny flashing thing, but I was gifted!
I can't wait to dig in to this book!
thank you and hail satan!
Edit: oh it might be a Kickstarter thing. Would explain the nonsense and very rapid chance from nothing to many thing
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
A package was delivered to me yesterday, but I was a terrible Satanee/Santee and put it off till today.
First step of course, bringing out the holiday tribble to inspect the parcel.
The tribble remains unexploded, so it's time to go deeper.
Hail Satan indeed.
Packing paper and foam noodles out of the way, reveals a legion of gifts in Frozen wrapping paper.
Truly diabolical.
But I can let it go.
At this point patience for additional photos lost to an unwrapping instinct that hasn't been sated in over a year.
No note or identification though.
Wait, that spoiler link from before... surely that will provide the identity of my dark benefactor!
It is I, Zerocow, your secret Satan! This year I have had the great pleasure of rolling for your forum loot table!
Let's get started!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 1 [1d20=1]
Well...shit...ummm...I was not ready for that...let me look around here...ANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD here is a DVD copy of two Dungeon and Dragons movies! Two for the price of one, that is some real value!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 4 [1d20=4]
Congratulations! You have received a painting of a wall that is definitely not a mimic! The painting and the wall depicted in the painting are definitely not mimics! The definitely not a mimic wall is definitely not the wall that was made famous by Rourke “Left Nut” Ironhide, a dwarven adventurer who lost his right testicle in a mimic accident in a dungeon. And the painting of a wall that is definitely not a mimic definitely has not acquired a taste for dwarven oysters! All of the above is true and I have definitely not gifted you a mimic!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 12 [1d20=12]
Hey NPC generating dice! Coming to you directly from Spain (after coming to my house!)! I ordered these stupid things the day I found out you were my santaee/satanee and it took the longest to get here! Hopefully these are useful for you!
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 20 [1d20=20]
Woot! You get a copy of Orconomics! This is one of my favorite books and it takes place in world that is kind of like World of Warcraft. If you like this book then there is an Orconomics II and a third book is currently being written.
I’ve also included a card I made based on a quote from Orconomics II (the quote is slightly bastardized).
Fun story, I’ve talked about this book a lot with my girlfriend. It wasn’t until she saw a physical copy of the book (I have the ebook) that she realized that the name was Orconomics. She just thought I was dumb and was mispronouncing Economics.
*Geth, roll a d20 for loot
*Geth 1d20 2̵͉̘̎0̷͖̬̓͐͜ [1d20=2̷̳̥̻̞̰͉͎̫͍̅̀̒̈́͌̊̒̐̈́͛͒̊̓̚͝0̷̡̧̨̛̭̯͎͚̤͕͒͋̒̃͂̀͊͐̂̈́̚͝]
O̶̟͐͐ĥ̷̟̑̎́ ̴̭͗̀s̴̝̝̬͕͙̈́h̸̰̒̓̍i̴̭͑̀́t̴̠̞̮̫̋͌͗̑͝!̷̳͒̽͜ ̵̛͍̟͒̔
̵̢̲̠͚̰͗͐͂
̴͍̀T̶̢̯̖͔̽ͅh̶͕͔̜̖̐̃̄̂̾â̷̩̏̎̈̏ţ̸͓̠̲̺̃͑̎̒͝'̸̥̭̊s̵̺̮̥̊̀̓͘͠ ̶̧̬͖̙̌̎̽w̶̮͐͑̀e̵̠̭͖̗̘͂͛ï̵̹̊̄͛̀ṛ̵̱͒̓̾d̸̰̽̋̉̌̔!̴̨̳̩̉̐̾͗ ̴̱͍̥̌͗̌̉̉
̷̧̮̊̏͊̓̊
̸̢̠̦̟̈Ẃ̸̡͙̼̟̽̾̈́̈́e̸̗̋̾̍̋'̷͇͖̐̐͝v̴̫͈̜͚̊̎̿̑̀ẻ̶͍̍̍̏ ̷̓̈͐͜g̴͎̲͍̥̑̓̈́̀ͅȯ̶̝́̉͠ṇ̸͍̭̄̄͋͝ĕ̶̦̩̟́́͝͠ ̸̮͕̪̳̀o̸̮͉̝̰̘̎̓f̷̧̳̳̝̈̈͌̑͠f̸̛̹̄͋̕͠ ̶̩̬̯̹͂̋͠t̷̨͈̩̦̫̐̈́̍̐h̶͎̠͓͙̏̂ê̸̟̈́ ̷̛͚̹͎̠̹͂͊̉͌l̷͓͕̙̥̱̅̽͘o̴̮̐̈́̍̿o̷̙̠̬̱͌̽̎͠t̴͍͔̿ ̵͖̔̓̿̉͝ṭ̴̘̩̀̉̃̆̕ä̷̢̩̹̦͓́͛̈́̇͝b̶̭͍́͠l̴͓̃̉͑͝ê̷̬͇̆̀̆̋!̸̧̿̓ ̵̡̮̙̽̑
̷̨̻̟͉̯̏͐
̶̱͇̃̂C̵̰̝̝͓͇̋o̵̦̎̇͐̑n̵͙̘͕̟̟͐̄̐͗͝g̴̻̈́̐͗͝r̸̹̦͕̈́̐̅͂a̴̳͖̠̘͇͑̑̔t̷̯̱̓͂͑̆s̵̖͖͚̹̅̏͊͒͝ ̸͔̹͚͕̝̅͘y̷͉͐̈́͆ó̸̧̙̲̦͓̒u̵̬̇̇̆̄̐ ̵̗̲͔͕́h̴̞̜̙̫́̈́͂̆ȃ̶͔͑v̷͚̪̠͌̔͗͑̚e̸͍̲͈̙͑̃ ̵̨͔̝͚͔̀̀̊̓ŕ̵̜͕̳̃̈́̌é̸̹̇͌̂c̵̡͉̳͎̑̐ě̸̗̖̭̪̾̽̌ḯ̴̱v̴͚̙̝͐ę̷͗̀d̷̺͋͝ ̷̧̌̈̃ą̸͍̱͈̱̓̔̌̚͝n̸͔͙̮̾̌ ̶͉͈͎̻͉͑̀̇͊̾Ẽ̷̲̒̍̽l̶̨͂̈̏̌͘ď̵͎̂́̋̈́r̷̮̺̪̲͑̈́i̷͈̳̥̣͐̓̀̂t̶͕͓̎̚͜c̵̡̦̣̝̣͛͆͒̔̈h̷͕̆̓̒͝ͅ ̷͔͖͎̳̙͐̌́ç̵͚͚̩̒ơ̴̛̼͛ö̶̮̼̲̯ķ̵̳̭̯͝b̶̬̈́ö̴̢͖̗̪́̄̄̚ŏ̴͔̲k̵̫̹̤̺͐ͅ!̵̧̩͈͉̗̇̇͠ ̶̉̔͂͜
̶̲̳̦̪͐
̸̗̹̯̬̓͛͝I̵̖̐̏ ̴͓͇͍̝͊̓h̷͚̠̼̝͖̅̈́̔̇̓e̵̢͚͠a̵̛̪͓̽̿̾ř̷͓̪̠̐͠ ̶̱̥͆̓́̽̽t̶̻̩̝͍̒̅̓̑h̴̠͕̮͉̝̔̍̆͘e̸̢̳̬̰̒̍͑ͅ ̷͎̗̤͐́̂͘r̶̨̡͓̭̖̀̽̐̑ḙ̴̬͑͑̑̂͝c̴̗̙̞̘͗̔̎ͅì̷̻̚p̵̧̢͚̟͕͒̄̾͠è̴̢̿̉͘̕͜s̷̲̬̋͂ ̴̮̂̃̾͘a̴̧͕͈̎ŗ̵̧̤̗͇͋͛ē̸̙̩̆̓̎́ ̴̝̻͇͌̑̀̇̓ͅd̷̞̦̆̓͌̑͋e̸̯͒̆̒͜ĺ̶̺̻̺̝i̶̱͍͔͊̂͂̒̚c̷̡̎ǐ̸̳̇̉͐ö̷̺̺͔̥́ư̴͚͐̇̅̎s̸̰̎,̴̗͕̲̓̿̓̆͜ ̸̺̙̮̝͊̄̎̇̚s̸͍͋̍a̵̟͙̻͐͊͆͌̒ṋ̶͊͆͛̏͜͜ͅí̷̛͍̦̭͈̐͛̓t̵̨̩̓͋͑ý̷͉̟̀ ̷̙͚̣̭͕̈́͆͊̾̀ţ̴͉͇̅̆̎̍̈́͜é̶̘̳̄ͅs̸͇̮̯̝̔̈́͘͝͝t̴̹̯̝̞͂̋͗ȋ̶̛͖̈n̶̠̺̄̓̓͝g̵̡̈̍,̷̧̼̘̺͌͐ ̷͔͖̒̍̃̑ͅa̷̛͉͕͕̅͛̾̕͜n̷̩͉̐̊ḑ̸͔̣̭̟̀̒̄͗̑ ̴̘̬͎͇̈́s̸̖̲̀̔̈́̓ò̷̳̖͗͊͑͠u̸͓͓͙̟͗͋l̶̲͓̜̈́̌ ̷̛͉̈́̉͂s̸͓̫̯̪͛ẗ̸̥̯͈̊͠ẻ̸̼͝a̷̧̪̯̖̓̆̌̊̽ļ̸͎͒͌̈͋͝i̷͈̫̋̆̈̅͜ǹ̵̩̩̆̍̓̂g̷̙̯̳̗̭̔̐!̴̲̓̃͘͠
̵̲̠̙̀̐̍̀
̸̨̼̤͍̔̕H̷̢͙̣͖́͒a̷͎̟̣̒̍͘p̸̠̏̇͊p̵̢̹̩͒̀͑ẏ̶̻̓̇̽̚ ̴̹̦͎̕a̷̫̬͋̀d̸͕͚̥̟͈̈́́v̸͎̫̑̈̑̏͛ē̵̟̽̎̾͝ṇ̶̬̦̓̀̚ţ̴̳̏̉̃̉u̴͖̖̿͑̽̀r̷̢̙̃͂͌̒͛ǐ̴̮̺͖̀́n̵͕͍͍̆̉͑̋ğ̸͍͉̅̍́͝!̴͖͖̹͐̎
Thank you @ZeroCow
I'm looking forward to reading Orconomics, it sounds right up my alley. And the cookbook looks fun, because I'm a sucker for bad puns and the Lovecraft mythos (the first recipe is Martini: Shaken, not Hastur'd.
The first random NPC is a chaotic neutral female Dwarf, with high con and low int who lives an upper middle class life as a trader, smuggler or thief.
And, of course, the D&D Movies, I haven't seen these in years, I'm looking forward to hitting that first chapter of the cookbook hard for a movie night.
Nope, not me.
Steam
also it is extremely my jam.
satan! reveal yourself!!
Hey, Santee! (Or is it Satanee? Santanee, maybe? Blazes, I don't know... is Santan a word that might apply here?)
Just a little post to let you know the gift is finally, after all this time and upheaval, on its way. Sorry for the wait, but what with the absolute bonkers-ness of the last few weeks, well... consider this something of a bright spot to look forward to on the 20th. It's overdue for Christmas, but I hope you still get a little joy out of it!
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Dear Satan, your final package made it! From Threadless no less!
Aw yiss, look at that nice packaging job, be a shame if some one ripped it on open with their eager paws...
Lookat these fellows! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT EM!. They are so cute in fact that my wife immediately tried to swipe the backpacking birb offa me! Now I gotta buy her her own version and we need to coordinate opposite dates we can wear it--it's a whole thing!
But anyway, 80's dress-up montage!!
...and uh, ok I guess it's hard to do that with only two outfits.
Thank you Satan! My life is forever made better with birds.
Magic Online - Bertro
and now i understand how memes turn into conspiracies
lol if you think are birds are even remotely real
you've been duped
it's all CG and government lies
PFtt, you believe the government exists?
pretending the government doesn't exist is 1000% a government coverup
He's the last one we needed!
now I think we have them all!
but I will not be able to check it directly until this evening
so as it turns out it was TWO packages!
the first showed up in this box:
Including a lovely card!
I know this author! She was on Through the Wormhole! Looking forward to sitting down with this one and learning just how much I don't know about theoretical physics.
My daughter is SUPER into coloring, so this is definitely a good fit. Although she might be a little distracted by...
...who is THIS fellow?
... HE IS MAGNIFICENT.
anyway while I was opening all that, ANOTHER gift showed up.
and inside was...
IT IS GIGANTIC
WE ARE MOVED TO TEARS BY THE SHEER SIZE OF THIS THING.
Here it is with the arsenal - the Longstrike is fantastic for modding, due to the size of its plunger tube, so I miiiiiiiight just have to look up some aftermarket springs and tubes for this bad boy
finally, for those of you with particularly keen eyes you might have noticed that there was one extra present included
I have saved it until the end
but could it be..?
IT WAS A SHAQ ATTAQ
THANK YOU SO MUCH KETBRA!
I know there's one more thing that's in transit, I'll let you know if it shows up here! Even if it doesn't though, please know that you have outdone yourself! I have been throughly gifted and want for nothing!
she's only had like 5 minutes with it and she's already trying to bring pupper to bed with her
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Also your daughter is adorable, I’m glad she liked the doggo!
@Elin has sent me a code for game dollars and informed me a physical manifestation will arrive sometime in the near future.
Thank you oh dark one!
and oh man this is a hell of a gift! i am jazzed as hell to watch skeletor save christmas over and over again.
i am so glad garfield book #69 "easy as pie" is larger than the older books i am used to. it deserves the prominence.
thanks so much, satan!!!
Oh, hey, it got there early! Got told it was going to arrive on the 20th, but I guess somebody hit a time warp or something, and it got there faster!
A much belated Merry Christmas, and I hope you enjoy it all!
I can has cheezburger, yes?
I'm the worst!
It's a box!
Stuff inside!
It appears the wrapping did not quit survive the ride fully in tact, but not the worst thing in the world!
A card!
I'm not transcribing all that!
Oh yeah, the calendar was cool!
Anyway, here's what was all wrapped up!
Rad as hell, I can not wait to dig in to these further (I absolutely had to start flipping through the Dieter Rams book immediately).
Thank you Satan! @initiatefailure !
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
https://i.imgur.com/X0YBhRO.gif
So first off I got gifted the means to enjoy a pair of my old favorite games in HD glory!
Unfortunately for it, awesome though it is, it got blown out of the water by the other gift:
A NEW TURNTABLE!
It’s awesome and the moment I powered on its Bluetooth synced to our sound system. For the inaugural play, there was really only one choice both for myself and to be appropriate to Secret Satans: Suffice to say, it sounds and looks awesome:
Thanks @Romanian My Escutcheon you rock!
I set aside some time this afternoon to go through the Dieter Rams tome, and so far my my review is this:
"Well, I never thought about it before, but yes I would purchase and hang a photograph of a coffee maker or portable shaver on my wall."
That one looks good, shame if it were to take a walk...
I'm looking at cups he designed and had rejected and then had success with like 20 years later. They do credit everyone who also worked on those designs as well in the book.