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Far Right DC Putsch thread 2

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.

    And that answer is encopresis.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.

    The idea that a person can simultaneously engage with a videogame and sucessfully hold a sock over their asshole and fill it is patently absurd

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I feel like if you've got one of those fancy gamer mouses that has an entire keyboard's worth of buttons on it you could probably do it

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    it'd honestly be a better use of your time to set up a wall-mounted monitor and keyboard/mouse in front of your toilet

    so when it's business time during business time, you just switch inputs and run

    edit: goddamnit oh wait I won this one. no picture tho.

    Depressperado on
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    The load bearing PC case makes me anxious.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The best method is actually to just have a laptop and you can take it with you everywhere

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    desperately clasping a sock under my hole, one handedly typing "/pizza" to fill up my soon to be empty innards

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other

    It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I feel like if you've got one of those fancy gamer mouses that has an entire keyboard's worth of buttons on it you could probably do it

    this ties into my whole thing about 21st century 'biohackers' always having the most boring, amateur interpretation of the term possible.
    Stick a bluetooth emitter in your colon and hotkey code your muscle contractions, to truly play while you shit. Now that's cyberpoop.

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    webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    3clips3 wrote: »
    The load bearing PC case makes me anxious.

    Seriously. You just need a monitor hooked up to mirror your main at your pc, and a wireless mouse/keyboard.

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other

    It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!

    That's why I advocated just shitting yourself in the first post on this page.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Jewish space lazer fearing republican barely makes a blip in these news cycles

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.

    3cl1ps3 on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other

    It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!

    That's because you need two hands to hold open a garbage bag.

    A sock you can hold open with just two fingers.

    And yes, those fingers might get some shit on them in the process. You will need to pour some of your Mountain Dew Gamerfuel into a small dish to clean your hands, and you have to leave that small dish on your desk and be careful to not drink from it afterwards.

    But it's worth, it, right?

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    3clips3 wrote: »
    The load bearing PC case makes me anxious.

    What load? Everything is on the drum frame located precariously close to running water?

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Just what I do and eat so many swedish fish that your butt gives up on pooping entirely.

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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I think people are grossly misrepresenting Warren's position on this. She's absolutely not embarrassing herself and not siding with Wall Street (which, is basically her entire thing). She's asking the simple questions to setup the next conversation which is, why are some people allowed to manipulate the market and others can't?

    Furthermore, why is it the rich and powerful who not only get to manipulate the market, but then are bailed out if they lose money? Finally, why is everyone else forced out of the market when they finally get some leverage over the aforementioned rich and powerful?

    To anyone who's been in this community for any period of time the answers are blindingly obvious. However, if you're one of the millions of people who have been conditioned to believe that anyone can make money in a free market and if you can't it's just because you're to stupid or lazy or poor, seeing that the entire fucking stock market is rigged against your is shocking.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Opty wrote: »
    Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.

    The idea that a person can simultaneously engage with a videogame and sucessfully hold a sock over their asshole and fill it is patently absurd

    Look, I posted a picture of a sock that makes this trivially easy on the last page.

    It's even got ties to hold it in place! Just tie a knot on the other end before beginning your 39 hour gaming session.

    expendable on
    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, bubbeleh. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to your cousin Herschel, he's a doctor now, you know.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Can you still order pizza from inside the wow client

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    coincidentally 'wow client' is what I call my butt

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    rosebud is not just the name of a sled

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Can you still order pizza from inside the wow client

    I don't think so

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around

    Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around

    i mean this is the sad truth of it

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Need overwolf premium toolbar for that functionality

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    3clips3 wrote: »
    I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.

    What the fuck did Magic the Gathering do to deserve sharing that anagram with her?

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    3clips3 wrote: »
    I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.

    What the fuck did Magic the Gathering do to deserve sharing that anagram with her?

    Mirrodin.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    3clips3 wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around

    Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).

    And the GOP will literally never, ever willingly do anything to weaken their power.

    Their ultimate goals supercede all else

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    3clips3 wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around

    Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).

    did any of this stuff come out before she got elected? was this another case of the democrats not even trying to run an opposing candidate?

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    i got my check today

    but where's everybody else's fucking money joe

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited January 2021

    It's always convenient when someone points to Nazi Germany as an example of socialism because it saves you the time of paying attention to anything else they say

    Beef Avenger on
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    burboburbo Registered User regular

    Socialism, is an economic system, which is bad and leads to bad things and should make you feel bad. This is contrasted with capitalism, which is good, and leads to awesome things, and should make you physically aroused.

    Thank you, this has been economic education with your token parasitic capitalist bloodsucker of the week.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The original Robin Hood* is rolling in his grave

    *by which I mean the 1953 prize-winning boar, good chonky boy.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular

    I hope Prager U sues them for copyright infringement and they both go bankrupt on lawyer's fees.

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    expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    3clips3 wrote: »
    Peas wrote: »
    Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around

    Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).

    did any of this stuff come out before she got elected? was this another case of the democrats not even trying to run an opposing candidate?

    Yeah, most of it was out before she even ran.

    Her constituents did not care. She had an R next to her name and her opponent had a D. That's all that mattered.

    Also the D-candidate quit in September. He got served with divorce papers and ordered to leave his house. He couldn't afford a secondary residence in the district and thus no longer qualified. Because it was within 60 days of the election he could not be replaced on the ballot.

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    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular

    Oh wowww how have I not seen this link going around before

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