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Help Tef unpack all his stuff

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Sounds like a lot of extra laundry. You all set on washing machines?

    Found the librarian who wants to make a career change to washing machine salesperson

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    BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

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    Want to play co-op games? Feel free to hit me up!
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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Hahahaha

    Hahahahahahahahahah


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHahahabab

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I could have been rich.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I could have made washing machine money.

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    AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Botznoy wrote: »
    I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

    oh my god

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Like, this could not be better.

    If it was in a book I would call bullshit

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Botznoy wrote: »
    I feel like I finally need to come clean, but I moved apartments in Perth about a week after this thread was made. Needed a washing machine and ordered one 2 days before discovering this thread.

    Have you considered buying a second washing machine? I hear that Blake is selling one.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

    Would need an extra long drying rack or second dryer though.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    With 2 washing machines you could do twice the laundry!!

    Would need an extra long drying rack or second dryer though.

    Well someone on here has to have a dryer for sale

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    I can't believe I'm doing Blake "I'm telling poeple that I'm selling a washing machine but I'm not actually at all" T's job for him, but his is a washer dryer combo so.. upgrade?

    Also @Anzekay also has a washing machine going, so you could go the full triple take here.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I could have made washing machine money.

    Money laundering eh

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I could have made washing machine money.

    Money laundering eh

    motherfu-

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    CHICO

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

    So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

    So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

    I read that Stephen king novella.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

    I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

    I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

    I think we all know that he is not

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Augh, my washing machine just tried to take a bite outta me. Put the lid up, reached in, and the lid slams back down on my shoulder!

    So if/when you receive the washing machine, maybe consider stringing up some garlic in case it's inhabited by vampiric spirits.

    The modern day sequel to The Mangler

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

    I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

    I think we all know that he is not

    I think Tef is exactly as committed to this exercise as Blake T is.

    It's a match made in Purgatory.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Tef I drove by that washing machine I told you about, and I think somebody else took it from the side of the road.

    I’m beginning to even wonder if you are even committed to getting a washing machine.

    Maybe it was Tef who grabbed it?

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Oh my inferest in the machine was to help you, a dear friend, sell your washing. As you asked us to do!

    We are waiting for the completion of the next sub phase. Good things, as we all know, take time

    Don't let me be your anchor though! You find a buyer you get the thing gone!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You said you wanted the washing machine!

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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    You said you wanted the washing machine!

    i dunno blake, i can't actually see where he ever said that

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    I dunno this photograph quite clearly captures Tef’s intent to buy the washing machine and Blade’s intent to penetrate it

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Blade huh?

    Is the washing machine a vampire?

    Lost Salient on
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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Blade huh?

    Is the washing machine a vampire?

    It’s always ice skating uphill

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Blade huh?

    Is the washing machine a vampire?

    It’s always ice skating uphill

    Oh, Blake's hiding the washing machine while it rides out tax evasion charges? Everything makes sense now.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Ah yes, capital idea.

    Disguise the washing machine as Yoshi, then the IRS will take it to jail for evading taxes.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I got this thing 6 years ago and every autumn/winter it’s a staple piece of clothing. It’s completely ridiculous that I don’t have more photos of me in this thing.

    N7

    Oh and that’s just my newer one. I got the old school N7 hoodie back in 2011, still with me but I don’t wear it as much anymore.

    Hi five! I have the dude version of that hoodie, and I like wearing it every autumn but I have to take special care to never get it dirty because I know I probably can't ever replace it if it gets destroyed

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    *drum roll*

    Hi everyone! Stage 1(c) is now complete, please enjoy this piece of majesty created by @tynic . Not only has she made this fucking awesome art for the project, but she did it pro bono.

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    I am just working out the next phase, but if anyone is an out of work creative writer, or has a friends/family who are, please get in contact with me here on the forums

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    (My favourite bit is Bodhi going awoooooo)

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    That's amazing. Beautiful work, tynic!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

    I feel like it's more of an aspirational picture

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

    I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

    I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

    But let's be fair here

    I'm not sure you're actually committed to buying that washing machine!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

    You're lucky she didn't draw multiple shoebills haranguing you.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Me carrying this washing machine on my back does seem apt for this thread.

    I feel like you have done very little of the heavy lifting vis a vis selling of washing machines!!!!

    But let's be fair here

    I'm not sure you're actually committed to buying that washing machine!

    No I’m committed to selling it!!

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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