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Help Tef unpack all his stuff

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If you bought it, it would be sold.

    Boom. Lawyered.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    I feel like this is a long con where Tef builds the washing machine into an internationally-recognized art piece and then heists it the day before the auction.

    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Replace all instances of "money" with "washing machine":

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isS5K9nOhd8

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I feel like this is a long con where Tef builds the washing machine into an internationally-recognized art piece and then heists it the day before the auction.

    My
    Name

    Is Lupin

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Lupin the thiiiiiirrrrrrdddddd

    https://youtu.be/lGgZt6QG6KM

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Hi!

    Or should I say

    Bonjour

    Tef on
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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    I was waiting for their line to reform into a dickbutt or something

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    If you get all the pictures, print them up and hold them all together to the light you get a map to someone who wants to buy a washing machine.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    @tynic this is absolutely incredible, omg thank you so much!!!

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
    *drum roll*

    Hi everyone! Stage 1(c) is now complete, please enjoy this piece of majesty created by @tynic . Not only has she made this fucking awesome art for the project, but she did it pro bono.

    I am just working out the next phase, but if anyone is an out of work creative writer, or has a friends/family who are, please get in contact with me here on the forums

    hi yes this is me

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Washing machine thread.

    There has been an update!

    Stay tuned.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    This seems like an odd sales strategy, if I'm being honest.

    GDdCWMm.jpg
  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Hmmmmmmmmj

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    She lives again!

    Or dryer has seized up and I doing an Emergency Dry in the garage.

  • Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths spun in the drum of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Blake have you ever considered that maybe you don't want to sell your washing machine

    that in fact you and that washing machine are fated to be together

    it was meant to be

    perhaps it is time to accept the fact that it's time to start a washing machine family

    maybe you don't need to sell that washing machine, but to buy a new one so it will never be lonely

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Orca wrote: »
    Blake have you ever considered that maybe you don't want to sell your washing machine

    that in fact you and that washing machine are fated to be together

    it was meant to be

    perhaps it is time to accept the fact that it's time to start a washing machine family

    maybe you don't need to sell that washing machine, but to buy a new one so it will never be lonely

    Well, they are naturally a herd species

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  • MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    They are a herd species but surprisingly competitive. My money is on the old machine sabotaging its replacement.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    I just sold my washing machine, proving that I am vastly better at selling washing machines than Blake.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Could you give some advice to Blake as so to help him sell his washing machine?

    Our advice hasn't helped him yet and as a self proclaimed expert in the field...

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Well, I gave it a clean, took some photos, found the exact model, and then made an ad on gumtree.

    Then I waited til someone sent me a message, answered some questions, had them come to take a look at it and then helped them put it in their ute and got paid.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    These photos you mention, how much were they rotated?

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    So wait just to confirm you actually went someplace and spent time composing a written description of the washing machine, or "wrote", an advertisement for the sale of this washing machine, that is to say an "ad", on a public marketplace designed to be utilized on the World Wide Web, or a "web-site" in other words?

    Blake have you tried using this most newfangled technology in your quest to sell your washing machine?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I think it’s abundantly clear at this stage that I could very well be excellent at selling washing machines. I have simply chosen not to.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Blake T wrote: »
    [citation needed] I think it’s abundantly clear at this stage that I could very well be excellent at selling washing machines. I have simply chosen not to.

    Orca on
  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Ah, yes, the grapes you cannot reach are OBVIOUSLY sour, Blake.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Yes the reason we now have proof that I am far better than Blake at selling washing machines is that I have in fact recently sold a washing machine, but on the other hand Blake has not.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Ah, yes, the grapes you cannot reach are OBVIOUSLY sour, Blake.

    you know, I had no idea what the origin of sour grapes actually was until I bothered to look it up at this very moment

    I guess I shouldn't be surprised it originated with Aesop's Fables, that's where all them smart-alecky metaphors seem to come from

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Tef wrote: »
    As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

    What if you sold it for solid gold and not money? Would that make you any good in Australia?

    Not that it would affect our friend Blake who, to date, has sold no washing machines for anything.

    MechMantis on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Tef wrote: »
    As they say in Australia, you’re only as good as your last washing machine (that you sold for money)

    What if you sold it for solid gold and not money? Would that make you any good in Australia?

    Not that it would affect our friend Blake who, to date, has sold no washing machines for anything.

    You know, surprisingly, it’s never come up before!

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited March 2021
    Tef on his deathbed:

    "Where's...my washing machine...Blake..."

    Orca on
  • expendableexpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    I think given how much the washing machine has become part of the family it's a bit like asking Blake to sell their own children now.

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  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I mean, Blake might be open to that idea as well, it hasn't yet come up!

    Blake, you selling any children? Maybe a combo deal with the machine, sort of a buy one get one?

  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    The Secret Santa thread brought me here. What a roller coaster ride this thread was.

    So @Blake T, did you sell it yet?

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yeah, Blake. Did you?

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  • DessertedDesserted Dessert desertRegistered User regular
    I thought the washing machine was just apart of their family now.

  • ChallChall Registered User regular
    What if the washing machine was a metaphor, and the real washing machine was inside us the whole time?

    Dear God, someone help, there's a washing machine inside me!

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