Because they brought MARDI GRAS to the good ol' U S of A
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about the best thing the South has to offer.
Beer, titties, and cake. It doesn't get much better than this.
Unfortunately, I will not be in New Orleans for Mardi Gras this year. I will be at an Ultimate Frisbee tournament in Baton Rouge. But still, Lousiana during Mardi Gras is fun times so it should be good.
So, all you SE++ Southerners, what are your plans? Are you stocking up on beads or are you just going to ignore it and watch the Super Bowl instead?
i found out that some guy i know at uni is gay cos a lesbian friend of mine went to the mardi gras and ran into him and they found out about eachother
actually i already knew the guy was gay just from having met him
i mean i was suprised my friend wasnt already 100% certain about it
she thinks everyone is gay
Hahaha I just found out that the tournament I'm playing in is sponsored by a beer company.
Everyone there is going to be drunk. This should be fun.
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edited January 2008
oh maaaaan
mardi gras
so, like, there's this little fucking logger town east of where I live called Concrete
that's the name of the town
glamorous, huh?
you ever see that movie This Boy's Life, with DiCaprio and DeNiro and shit? It was written by a dude who lived there, about living there and how much it completely fucking sucked
nothing but backwoods loggers and fat chicks with stubble and lots of meth
so, this year, they got this great idea
"Hey, we're all inbred and pasty, right? Well, we need something to spice this town up! I got it, I got it! We'll cancel the Dead Fly Festival (where the town business owners - all like twelve of them - display a jar full of the dead flies that they've collected in their windowsills over the course of the year and whoever has the most gets some gay trophy and everyone has stupid dead fly themed shit going on) and we'll get wild and craaaa-zy with MARDI GRAS!"
so, what this means to those who have never visited this backwoods paradise for those who hate dental hygiene and literacy is that there will be ugly, fat drunken crankheads flashing their tits at anybody who happens to be holding a string of five-cent plastic beads.
I can personally guarantee that, nine months after this blessed event, we shall see an unprecedented surge in the birth of cross-eyed flipper babies with Uncle Dads.
also there was a large (both in body type and quantity) black family in front of us and they fought like wild dogs over 5 cent strings of beads with the Red Baron Pizza logo on'em
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
oh my god
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i found out that some guy i know at uni is gay cos a lesbian friend of mine went to the mardi gras and ran into him and they found out about eachother
actually i already knew the guy was gay just from having met him
i mean i was suprised my friend wasnt already 100% certain about it
she thinks everyone is gay
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Coat-talin'.
I've been once.
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Oh god, is this going to be that thread?
MOVING ON
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If we're not gonna talk about funbags I have important discussions regarding MonkeyMechs and Particle Physics to discuss elseware.
dayum
Everyone there is going to be drunk. This should be fun.
mardi gras
so, like, there's this little fucking logger town east of where I live called Concrete
that's the name of the town
glamorous, huh?
you ever see that movie This Boy's Life, with DiCaprio and DeNiro and shit? It was written by a dude who lived there, about living there and how much it completely fucking sucked
nothing but backwoods loggers and fat chicks with stubble and lots of meth
so, this year, they got this great idea
"Hey, we're all inbred and pasty, right? Well, we need something to spice this town up! I got it, I got it! We'll cancel the Dead Fly Festival (where the town business owners - all like twelve of them - display a jar full of the dead flies that they've collected in their windowsills over the course of the year and whoever has the most gets some gay trophy and everyone has stupid dead fly themed shit going on) and we'll get wild and craaaa-zy with MARDI GRAS!"
so, what this means to those who have never visited this backwoods paradise for those who hate dental hygiene and literacy is that there will be ugly, fat drunken crankheads flashing their tits at anybody who happens to be holding a string of five-cent plastic beads.
I can personally guarantee that, nine months after this blessed event, we shall see an unprecedented surge in the birth of cross-eyed flipper babies with Uncle Dads.
One time I was in New Orleans during the Essence Festival. That was probably the only time I've ever been scared for my life.
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It's a lot like Mardi Gras
But with no tits
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night festival is where the titties are
and fucking damnit I couldn't go to the day parade
Nah
t Pip - Dangit I was at the day parade you fgt
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blame my parents new condo's fucking blinds and shit
man
YOU COULDA ASKED
JEEZ
I wanted to inform him that he is balding
but alas
I hate curtains
and I had a tiny baby thrust upon me all
"Hey can you hold her for a second"
"Uhh...okay"
What kind of parent foists their offspring on to complete stranged at a parade?!
gasparilla is a parade/festival that takes place in tampa
in which, the pirate jose gaspar and his crew take over tampa, and receive the key to the city from the mayor
it is basically mardi gras, only not religious and with motherfucking pirates
dude was just
fucking handsome