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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    there was another family that moved next to us

    and I had a tiny baby thrust upon me all

    "Hey can you hold her for a second"

    "Uhh...okay"

    What kind of parent foists their offspring on to complete stranged at a parade?!

    shoulda hocked it for some liquor

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    should have thrown the baby to see some tits

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    man how much you think it would cost to make one of those t-shirt gun things

    because man I guarantee you can shoot a lot more than fucking t-shirts with those things

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    should have thrown the baby to see some tits

    the night parade is where titties go a poppin

    the day festival is a family event where everybody just gets fucking drunk

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Also it was great watching unaware parade goers get clipped by high-velocity beads being whipped at them by the various members of the police force

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    should have thrown the baby to see some tits

    the night parade is where titties go a poppin

    the day festival is a family event where everybody just gets fucking drunk

    Across the street from us some dude hung a banner over the barricade

    "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

    with a big pair drawn on it

    the dude had his kids with'em

    :|

    Then a cop ask'em to take it down

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    should have thrown the baby to see some tits

    the night parade is where titties go a poppin

    the day festival is a family event where everybody just gets fucking drunk

    Across the street from us some dude hung a banner over the barricade

    "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

    with a big pair drawn on it

    the dude had his kids with'em

    :|

    Then a cop ask'em to take it down

    ahahahaha

    that's fantastic

    because the fucking day parade is broadcast on the local news

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2008
    why do people think that seeing a couple titties is gunna make some kid go all berzerk drug dealer crazy rapist or something

    they just titties, your honor

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    why do people think that seeing a couple titties is gunna make some kid go all berzerk drug dealer crazy rapist or something

    they just titties, your honor

    uglytits got me addicted to blow and heroin to forget the pain

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I also killed the first fat broad I saw

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    also it rained off and on and oh hey we got the spot with a little alcove, sucks for the rest of you fucks hey no get away from me you bastard you smell like pot

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mardi gras is terrible and disgusting much like new orleans
    You're dumb.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    should have thrown the baby to see some tits

    the night parade is where titties go a poppin

    the day festival is a family event where everybody just gets fucking drunk

    Across the street from us some dude hung a banner over the barricade

    "SHOW US YOUR TITTIES"

    with a big pair drawn on it

    the dude had his kids with'em

    :|

    Then a cop ask'em to take it down

    No

    It said

    And I quote

    'LET THOSE PUPPIES BREATH!'

    Yes, let them breath, ladies.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Also it was great watching unaware parade goers get clipped by high-velocity beads being whipped at them by the various members of the police force

    Hey

    :(

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    somebody threw beads at sheri's face and I laughed so hard

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    YES I SAW THAT

    Also I caught that one strand, like, two inches from my face and I was like O.O

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ninja reflexes

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Only when it comes to protecting my camera.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mardi gras is terrible and disgusting much like new orleans
    You're dumb.

    no, correct

    difficult to confuse

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh, right. I always forget that internet kids have no sense of culture.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh man, yes internet tough guy time

    awesome

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I am ordering a king cake when I get paid.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Mardi Gras looks like fun.

    So much fun.

    Soooo much fun, guys.

    God, there is so much fun to be had there, it looks like.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    oh man, yes internet tough guy time

    awesome
    Man, there was no "tough guy" about that. Get a grip.
    I am ordering a king cake when I get paid.
    They're not hard to make.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    show us your tits

    Nah

    t Pip - Dangit I was at the day parade you fgt
    It's actually a standard mardi gras chant and was not directed at anyone in particular.

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    There is a lot of douchebaggery at Mardi Gras, but in what is essentially a mob, there usually are some idiots.

    I've been once, I was under drinking age at the time, not that it mattered. It was a pretty good time, I must say. There is nothing more awesome than a large amount of fun drunk people, and the ratio of fun vs. angry drunks was way better than expected.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    JohnHam wrote: »
    There is a lot of douchebaggery at Mardi Gras, but in what is essentially a mob, there usually are some idiots.

    I've been once, I was under drinking age at the time, not that it mattered. It was a pretty good time, I must say. There is nothing more awesome than a large amount of fun drunk people, and the ratio of fun vs. angry drunks was way better than expected.

    Apparently in between games at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament I'll be at, we'll having boat races. Now, a bunch of drunk college kids playing Ultimate Frisbee is bad enough, but I want to see how these guys plan on maneuvering a boat.

    I'll be picking up a couple of king cakes to eat on the way up there.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I wanted to see New Orleaners flashing their tits I would slap myself in the face for being so fucking retarded and then head north

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    Shepherd PieShepherd Pie Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    There is a lot of douchebaggery at Mardi Gras, but in what is essentially a mob, there usually are some idiots.

    I've been once, I was under drinking age at the time, not that it mattered. It was a pretty good time, I must say. There is nothing more awesome than a large amount of fun drunk people, and the ratio of fun vs. angry drunks was way better than expected.

    Apparently in between games at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament I'll be at, we'll having boat races. Now, a bunch of drunk college kids playing Ultimate Frisbee is bad enough, but I want to see how these guys plan on maneuvering a boat.

    I'll be picking up a couple of king cakes to eat on the way up there.


    unless someone actually mentioned a canoe or something they are probably talking about the drinking game

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2008
    That is what I'm thinking.

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    Dinosaur DetectiveDinosaur Detective Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I wanted to see New Orleaners flashing their tits I would slap myself in the face for being so fucking retarded and then head north

    The flashers aren't generally New Orleanians. They're usually drunk tourists. Also, they're pretty much confined to Bourbon Street.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    JohnHam wrote: »
    There is a lot of douchebaggery at Mardi Gras, but in what is essentially a mob, there usually are some idiots.

    I've been once, I was under drinking age at the time, not that it mattered. It was a pretty good time, I must say. There is nothing more awesome than a large amount of fun drunk people, and the ratio of fun vs. angry drunks was way better than expected.

    Apparently in between games at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament I'll be at, we'll having boat races. Now, a bunch of drunk college kids playing Ultimate Frisbee is bad enough, but I want to see how these guys plan on maneuvering a boat.

    I'll be picking up a couple of king cakes to eat on the way up there.


    unless someone actually mentioned a canoe or something they are probably talking about the drinking game

    No, they are talking actual boats. I'm not even kidding.

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    Shepherd PieShepherd Pie Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    hahaha shit, if that doesn't sound like a plan for a good old fashioned drowning

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I doubt anyone will drown.

    60 teams * 20 players on each team = a shit load of people watching. No one is going to let someone else drown. And if they do, let's hope they were from Prairie View A&M.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    1200 people

    what

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Yeah there's going to be 1200 players at the Mardi Gras tournament I'm going to.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If I wanted to see New Orleaners flashing their tits I would slap myself in the face for being so fucking retarded and then head north

    The flashers aren't generally New Orleanians. They're usually drunk tourists. Also, they're pretty much confined to Bourbon Street.
    That, and women in the South are generally more attractive than Northerners who are cruelly beaten upon by harsh, cold wind.

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    When they say everything's bigger in Texas, they really just mean the breasts.

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