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Penny Arcade - Comic - Box Populi
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Assuming there isn't a way the box can be tracked
Which there might be, I was only half paying attention to the first cut and haven't watched the new one yet because four fucking hours
"OK sure, we're the one who taught Sauron how to make those rings, and we helped him make them, and we totally told everyone he was cool, but it's absolutely Men's fault what happened next. Also shut up about the Silmarils, that was probably all humans too. Definitely not our fault. Now we have to go be smug about how wise and pure we are in Valinor, because we're sure not clearing up the fucking mess here."
So... ground holes are best security measure?
*= Actual DC character
**= Actually how he canonically died.
"Also, that sweet island you were given as a gift because of the casualties you suffered at the hands of Morgoth, the gods will sink it if you try to come to Valinor. Because of your other 'gift' of mortality." Thanks, did either of those gifts come with a receipt?
Or better yet -- he should show up, see the defenses the Amazons made and then laugh. "Fools! You're guarding Mother Boxes?! That's thousands of years old tech. I've got Unity on my phone now, and it's way faster."
They showed his defeat. He flew away. In a spaceship. Surely those coordinates would have been in their logs or something.
Oh and this ring wasn't destroyed a thousand years ago, when we had the Alliance of Elves and Men? Totally just because Men are weak. We are wise to live in golden forests and we kill everyone who comes near, and now that the world sucks again the asshole Men won't team up with us. Btw, we are wise because we eat organic food and saw two glowy trees, not because we live forever. Men should just die when they die, because that's a gift, but damn they are foolish and weak-hearted. Oh and also we go to the same place when we die, sucks for us.
Giant warrior temples are like huge beacons. There's obviously *something* important in there. Dig a hole in the middle of nowhere, stick your stuff in it, cover it, plant matching groundcover on the dirt patch, and kill the guy who dug the hole and bury him in a different hole far away, take the secret to your grave. There, boom, lost to memory and history and by the time anyone even figures out you buried it you're dead and it's not your problem.
ENTER Stage Left - GOLLUM
See, Isildur didn't bury it, he tossed it in a river.
Still, he was dead and buried for like 2500 years before it turned up again, and 3000 before it became an issue. Somebody else's problem.
Justice league bigger longer uncut
pleasepaypreacher.net
The best part in my opinion is when they point out that right around the 2 hour mark, the movie has a 12-minute action scene that ends with the heroes having to escape and figure out what's next. Part of the drive for the theatrical release making so many changes was supposedly the 4 hour run time of Snyder's version, and yet it somehow eluded all the studio people that they could've just cut the whole thing in half with a 'to be continued' and made twice as much money.
But I actually liked the Snyder Cut of the movie. At least, I liked it better than the theatrical cut. It still isn't perfect, and it still has some rather dumb plot holes (see my post above about Darkseid forgetting which planet he left the motherboxes on), and Zack Snyder still doesn't understand Superman as a character. But it was better. I didn't hate it, and I was entertained. There. I said it. Are you happy now, Zack Snyder? I know you care about my opinion very much and I just admitted that you entertained me.
The boxes cannot be destroyed, T-Danger, son of S-Danger, by any means we possess.
It's Bjorn, he just keeps giving.
He looks guilty, but not guilty enough to do a better job.
Fuck Bjorn.
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