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i'm not even sure what a [movie] is

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Damn look at this merry fellow:

    No

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So I decided to continue watching Miyazaki movies.

    I actually skipped over Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind when I watched Castle In The Sky, so I decided to watch it tonight.

    Hey folks? I'm thirty minutes into Nausicaä of the Valley of the Windand and ya know what?

    It fucking rules

    I get that Akira feeling from watching Nausicaa in that it's a very interesting movie animated very well... that's not even a cliff notes summary of the full plot. In that vein, I feel like Akira ends up being the much better experience.

    See I completely and totally disagree! Mostly because Nausicaa is completely coherent and full as a narrative, and Akira is... uh, Akira. I think the big difference is that Miyazaki always intended for Nausicaa to be a movie, but the only way he could get funding for it was if it were based on a manga, so he did a manga so he could make the movie he’d already written the screenplay for

    Bonus fact: Nausicaa came out four years before Akira! Which I did not know until like last week. With the incredibly Akira-esque monster at the end, I always thought it was the other way around somehow

    Double fun fact the monster at the end was animated by Hideaki Anno of Evangelion and Shin Godzilla fame.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    From the newspaper clippings at the end of King of the Monsters:
    "De La Rosa went on to claim that Monarch was not only developing this mechanized giant on Skull Island, but had already tried to create organic Titans in the past, and they are the cause of several recent Titan incidents. He is part of a group that believes the Muto attack was an inside job..."

    Godzilla vs Kong
    I wonder how seriously this newspaper clipping should be taken. Obviously this could just be an Easter egg hinting at MechaGodzilla in the next movie before any solid plans were set in stone, but part of me wonders if perhaps MechaGodzilla was originally a top secret Monarch project that was transferred to Apex so that if something went wrong Monarch could deny any involvement. I wouldn't be surprised if the top officials at Monarch know way more than they let on, perhaps even that the Titans they had been trying to keep imprisoned would restore ecological damage. Plus now they have a station in the Hollow Earth, conveniently putting them near the mysterious power source.

    Plus, it's a human-run organization (unless the Xians or whatever show up as the true masterminds in a sequel) called Monarch, and Godzilla is the King of the Monsters, so maybe they just didn't want Godzilla to get his other potential Titan subordinates.

    Also, after thinking about it some more, they need to get some spies into the MonsterVerse to help spice up the human plot. Some of the most interesting (IMO, of course) human plots in the Godzilla franchise have involved secret agents and such. Godzilla vs Biollante is a stand-out with an opening scene involving a Japanese research team obtaining Godzilla cells that is gunned down by paramilitary working for an American company called Bio-Major only for an assassin named SSS9 to show up, kill the paramilitary guys, and seize the samples for another country. SSS9 shows up multiple times in the movie, which follows up the final monster battle with the secret agents shooting one of the movie's main characters only to be chased down and killed by a lightning-generating machine that was earlier deployed against Godzilla (blasted by kaiju-frying lightning is a helluva way to go).

    Also, vs Biollante featured this awesome as fuck track called BIO WARS that is not at all what you'd expect from a Godzilla movie:

    https://youtu.be/5H9tNeI1N5Q

    The later Showa series also had a number of human plots involving both heroic and villainous secret agents, but that's mostly because the main director at the time really wanted to make those kinds of movies instead.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Midnite wrote: »
    The earliest versions of what would become the Silmarillion also feature a sailor ending up in Tol Eressëa where he's told the history of the elves and all that jazz.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    He called his collection of nascent stories The Book of Lost Tales.[T 3] This became the name for the first two volumes of The History of Middle-earth, which include these early texts. The stories employ the narrative device of a mariner named Eriol (in later versions, an Anglo-Saxon named Ælfwine) who finds the island of Tol Eressëa, where the Elves live; and the Elves tell him their history.[T 11] However, Tolkien never completed The Book of Lost Tales; he left it to compose the poems "The Lay of Leithian" and "The Lay of the Children of Húrin".[T 3]

    There's also the story he abandoned where someone from the modern day time traveled back to Numenor times.

    http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_Lost_Road

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    ThePantsAssociationThePantsAssociation A million could-be years on a thousand may-be worldsRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Damn look at this merry fellow:

    2gsx2amdwhqy.png

    Bright blue his jacket is not. At least tell me his boots are yellow.

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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    HBO Max subscribers had the option to stream "Godzilla vs. Kong" in the comfort of their homes during Easter and Passover weekend, but plenty of moviegoers opted to see it in theaters. That's great news for the publicly traded owners of big multiplexes.

    Warner Bros., the studio that released the film, said Sunday that "Godzilla vs. Kong" has raked in nearly $50 million at the US box office since its release last Wednesday, sending shares of AMC (AMC) — a stock that's incredibly popular with traders on Reddit — soaring more than 15%.

    Some moviegoers are clearly craving the big-screen experience, and that will be a boost for the likes of AMC. The company which also benefited from an analyst upgrade Monday. Eric Wold of B. Riley Securities raised his rating to a "buy" and hiked his price target from $7 a share to $13 — about 20% above where the stock is now trading. AMC's monster move was echoed on a smaller scale by other related stocks: Cinemark (CNK), Marcus (MCS) and giant screen exhibitor IMAX (IMAX) also each rose between 3% and 6% while the UK-listed shares of Cineworld, the London-based owner of Regal Cinemas, were up 4%.

    The strong debut for "Godzilla vs. Kong" is particularly notable that given that HBO Max customers could watch the movie for free as part of their monthly subscription.

    Source

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Tom & Jerry did "well" also, at least given the metrics we're working with

    Honestly if anything it's been fairly impossible to discern any impact that HBO Max has had on returns, especially because there's very little good point of comparison

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I absolutely would have gone to see GvK in theater if I had gotten my second shot of the vaccine

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    That feels like a pointless statement because right now I'd go watch two hours of infomercials in a theater if it was safe

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    That feels like a pointless statement because right now I'd go watch two hours of infomercials in a theater if it was safe

    I’m not that desperate.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I really want to go watch Bob Odenkirk be a John Wick, but I suspect it's not gonna hang around until I've got my second shot plus some extra time

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

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    MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

    I think its usually a stepmom and son shop

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So I decided to continue watching Miyazaki movies.

    I actually skipped over Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind when I watched Castle In The Sky, so I decided to watch it tonight.

    Hey folks? I'm thirty minutes into Nausicaä of the Valley of the Windand and ya know what?

    It fucking rules

    I get that Akira feeling from watching Nausicaa in that it's a very interesting movie animated very well... that's not even a cliff notes summary of the full plot. In that vein, I feel like Akira ends up being the much better experience.

    See I completely and totally disagree! Mostly because Nausicaa is completely coherent and full as a narrative, and Akira is... uh, Akira. I think the big difference is that Miyazaki always intended for Nausicaa to be a movie, but the only way he could get funding for it was if it were based on a manga, so he did a manga so he could make the movie he’d already written the screenplay for

    Bonus fact: Nausicaa came out four years before Akira! Which I did not know until like last week. With the incredibly Akira-esque monster at the end, I always thought it was the other way around somehow

    Double fun fact the monster at the end was animated by Hideaki Anno of Evangelion and Shin Godzilla fame.

    the monster scene with the laser was Anno's first animation direction work I believe!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

    i am legit surprised peep shows didn't stage any kind of comeback during the pandemic, come to think of it

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Magell wrote: »
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

    I think its usually a stepmom and son shop

    yeah but the projector always gets stuck

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

    i am legit surprised peep shows didn't stage any kind of comeback during the pandemic, come to think of it

    At least you'd be able to tell if the booth was thoroughly sterilized.

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    Hexmage-PAHexmage-PA Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    According to this, more households watched Godzilla vs Kong on HBO Max in its first 5 days than watched Wonder Woman 1984 in its first 7 days:


    Hexmage-PA on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    oh no

    there goes Tokyo

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    I live in Alaska so we've all had vaccines for a month haha it still makes this state only barely livable and our imax is still closed

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    we truly live in the dumbest timeline

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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    meanwhile, i've decided the first movie i see in theaters once it is safe for me to do so simply must be a porno

    Gotta support your local mom and pop porno shop

    i am legit surprised peep shows didn't stage any kind of comeback during the pandemic, come to think of it


    Well, there you have it

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Meanwhile I can’t get a fucking TRON 3.

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork (XBox) Timspork


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    TynnanTynnan seldom correct, never unsure Registered User regular
    Now we just need to get a respiratory therapist's attention for the PEEP non-sequitur trifecta

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Meanwhile I can’t get a fucking TRON 3.

    Fuck a Tron 3, where is my Logan Lucky sequel?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    I'ma peep my pants

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i feel like the peeps movie has been announced multiple times before at this point

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    Isn't there a Tron sequel in the works with Jerad Leto attached?

    Undead Scottsman on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Is the Peeps movie a new thing? I thought had already been announced?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    y'all remember the emoji movie

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    the only thing about the emoji movie I remember was tj miller's sexist meltdown right before it lost at least 150 million dollars

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    The only thing I remember about the emoji movie is learning patrick stewart really likes to get paid.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only thing I remember about the emoji movie is learning patrick stewart really likes to get paid.

    I will gladly accept 1 million american ducats to give like 10 lines as a piece of shit in a creatively bankrupt film no problem

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only thing I remember about the emoji movie is learning patrick stewart really likes to get paid.

    I will gladly accept 1 million american ducats to give like 10 lines as a piece of shit in a creatively bankrupt film no problem

    Bill Murray?!

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    RanlinRanlin Oh gosh Registered User regular
    I didn't mean that in a disparaging way, if that's how it sounded.

    I laughed pretty hard when he described joining the movie.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only thing I remember about the emoji movie is learning patrick stewart really likes to get paid.

    I will gladly accept 1 million american ducats to give like 10 lines as a piece of shit in a creatively bankrupt film no problem

    Bill Murray?!

    bill murray accepted the first garfield movie because the director's last name was coen, and he thought it was the coen brothers

    the second one was because bill murray is a dirtbag

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    See I was doing a double bit because Bill Murray is unapologetic for taking the Garfield role, and Garfield is a piece of shit and the movie was creatively bankrupt.

    I thought about saying David Cross, but I'm not sure how many people actually know he was in the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Ranlin wrote: »
    The only thing I remember about the emoji movie is learning patrick stewart really likes to get paid.

    Jordon Peele was offered the role of the Poop Emoji and asked to have a day to think it over. When he got in touch with his agent to ask about the pay he was told that Patrick Stewart took it already. And that was the day that Jordon Peele decided he was done acting.

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