Does anyone else feel like they work all day, bored halfway out of their mind, and are very busy, but not at all productive to anything worthwhile?
And then go home, do stuff to keep up their dwelling and what it, go to bed, do it over and over? And feel like they don't really have time for fun things?
I'm extremely soft and fragile with bones of porcelain I'm not dangerous at all.
Unless you count using my wiles and artistic charm to sleep with your wife as dangerous then
No still not at all dangerous I have no wiles or charm
Yeah but if you’re propelled via a canon you’d make a great shrapnel grenade.
Being a menace to those within about a 30ft radius of me is the one thing I'm good at.
I've got about a 40ft range but only after I've eaten two Big Macs
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
I've spent this day mostly just sitting, listening to All Eternals Deck over and over on my phone.
Tried to listen with actual speakers, was like "no, this isn't right. I want to cradle the music in my hands while it happens."
DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
edited April 2021
sometimes, before The Plague, if things in my life were getting to be too much
I'd go to this particular bar in the neighborhood, it was exclusively aging alcoholics, and I'd find a likely one, buy them a drink and ask them for advice, either directly about whatever problem I was currently facing, or just general experience. Their life hacks.
sometimes you get legit advice, a lot of the time you learn what not to do.
Usually, you'll end up with free beers because they don't want to lose somebody who is willing to listen to them.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
That is George "Possum" Jones. Here is his advice:
Once, when I had been drunk for several days, Shirley decided she would make it physically impossible for me to buy liquor. I lived about eight miles from Beaumont and the nearest liquor store. She knew I wouldn't walk that far to get booze, so she hid the keys to every car we owned and left.
But she forgot about the lawn mower. I can vaguely remember my anger at not being able to find keys to anything that moved and looking longingly out a window at a light that shone over our property. There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat; a key glistening in the ignition.
I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did.
In the distant future we will have solved addiction. Modern alcohol will have no long term impact on your health and won't cause addiction. We'll be ripped 24/7.
In the distant future we will have solved addiction. Modern alcohol will have no long term impact on your health and won't cause addiction. We'll be ripped 24/7.
I admire your optimism, on the other hand I'm pretty cynical if we look to artificial/synthetic cannabinoids, then we're looking at a product with a lot more health complications than the original. So I imagine the synthehol of the future will be pretty dang dire.
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
yeah if Soylent is anything to go by then Synthehol™ will be a product drunk by alt-right yuppies in tech company parties, will cost 4x more then the real thing while being made for nickels in by south american child labour, and will inexplicably cause your corneas to rot
In the distant future we will have solved addiction. Modern alcohol will have no long term impact on your health and won't cause addiction. We'll be ripped 24/7.
You got rips?
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KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
In the distant future we will have solved addiction. Modern alcohol will have no long term impact on your health and won't cause addiction. We'll be ripped 24/7.
Feeling like a certain someone is an actual narcissist, having emotionally and psychologically abused a loved one, and has isolated them by being two-faced to their mutual friends and neighbors, and is getting the worst impulses and mindset reinforced by a subset therein.
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
edited April 2021
that sounds terrible!
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I ZimbraWorst song, played on ugliest guitarRegistered Userregular
I follow a bot on twitter that just tweets out stuff from the Art Institute of Chicago's arms & armor collection and they have this whole collection of firearms modified by a guy named Raymond Wielgus.
I ain't too crazy about guns these days, but goddamn this aesthetic is absolutely perfect:
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augustwhere you come from is goneRegistered Userregular
That is George "Possum" Jones. Here is his advice:
Once, when I had been drunk for several days, Shirley decided she would make it physically impossible for me to buy liquor. I lived about eight miles from Beaumont and the nearest liquor store. She knew I wouldn't walk that far to get booze, so she hid the keys to every car we owned and left.
But she forgot about the lawn mower. I can vaguely remember my anger at not being able to find keys to anything that moved and looking longingly out a window at a light that shone over our property. There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat; a key glistening in the ignition.
I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did.
stringmouse @stringmousey
This dude does not want to pupate. I think he's enjoying being a caterpillar too much. All he wants to do is eat and he's gotten enormous.
yeah I dunno what kind of lizard that is, but I went into a convenience store and they were like "don't mind Larry, he just likes to climb." I'd probably change up my daily routine so that I visited them every day.
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
"So did you get the new monitor for the security system like I asked you?"
"Fuck yeah I did. I'd love to see anyone rob this joint now."
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We'll miss you MP
he can't have his bow on a bike i'll have the advantage because i'm mostly metal these days
that's a fair point. I don't know though, 'Danger' is half his name.
but you have Magic on your side ....
what kind of Magic are you Pink?
Haha oh boy, do I
disco. it's less helpful than you'd think
We'll miss you MP
*sees no agrees on either post*
I've got about a 40ft range but only after I've eaten two Big Macs
Tried to listen with actual speakers, was like "no, this isn't right. I want to cradle the music in my hands while it happens."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVws52PPvEA
The future is in good hands
I'd go to this particular bar in the neighborhood, it was exclusively aging alcoholics, and I'd find a likely one, buy them a drink and ask them for advice, either directly about whatever problem I was currently facing, or just general experience. Their life hacks.
sometimes you get legit advice, a lot of the time you learn what not to do.
Usually, you'll end up with free beers because they don't want to lose somebody who is willing to listen to them.
what is the saddest thing?
addiction is hell
I admire your optimism, on the other hand I'm pretty cynical if we look to artificial/synthetic cannabinoids, then we're looking at a product with a lot more health complications than the original. So I imagine the synthehol of the future will be pretty dang dire.
You got rips?
You got rits?
I ain't too crazy about guns these days, but goddamn this aesthetic is absolutely perfect:
https://youtu.be/gYtsyQpcF_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUtEljkHuSc
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Relatable. I, too, am hesitant to grow up and become the defender of a semi-mystical island.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
One of these lil fellas:
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Bodega lizards
yeah I dunno what kind of lizard that is, but I went into a convenience store and they were like "don't mind Larry, he just likes to climb." I'd probably change up my daily routine so that I visited them every day.
"Fuck yeah I did. I'd love to see anyone rob this joint now."